GETTING TO KNOW ME
General
What is your full name?
Eric Theodore Cartman
Any nicknames?
My stupid friends call me Cartman or fatass. Fags
When is your birthday?
July 1st- don't you forget it!
Your mother's name?
Liane
Your father's name?
He shall never be mentioned ever again
Do you have any siblings?
Fuck that
Children?
I'm only 10 dummy
How tall are you?
4' 3 ½"
Do you have any pets?
My Mr. Kitty
Who is your best friend?
I don't need a faggy best friend
Do you have any allergies?
No
Where were you born and raised?
South Park
What is your relationship status?
None of your fucking business!
Favorites!
What is your favorite color?
Red
What is your favorite band or singer?
Katy Perry
What is your favorite animal?
Cats
What is your favorite restaurant?
Casa Bonita
What is your favorite drink?
Dr. Pepper, Diet Double Mountain Dew
What is your favorite cookie?
Double stuffed Oreos, Mom's peanut butter cookies
What is your favorite candy?
Maltballs
What is your favorite chip?
Old fashioned Lay's potato chips kick ass
What is your favorite cereal?
Lucky Charms. Marshmallows for breakfast? Awesome
What is your favorite snack?
Cheesy poofs or ice cream
What is your favorite dessert?
Ice cream or cake
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
Rocky Road
What is your favorite salad?
Fuck salad
What is your favorite book?
Books suck too
What is your favorite movie?
Terrance and Phillip: Asses of Fire 2
What is your favorite TV show?
Terrance and Philip
What is your favorite holiday and why?
Christmas because of all the presents!
What is your favorite day of the week and why?
Saturday, no school, duh
This or That
Are you a side sleeper or back sleeper?
Fuck if I know. Back I guess?
Money or love?
Money- DUH
Waffles, pancakes, or French Toast?
Pancakes
Coffee or tea?
Both suck
Gummy bears or gummy worms?
Gummy bears
Breakfast, lunch, dinner, or dessert?
All 4
Are you a morning or night person?
Morning
Pool, beach, lake, or waterpark:
Waterpark!
Bath or shower?
Shower unless I'm sick
Chocolate, vanilla, or strawberry?
Chocolate
Bowling or mini-golf?
Bowling, smashing pins down is kewl
Do you prefer to be barefoot, wear socks, or wear shoes?
Shoes
Random!
If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?
On my very own island away from all the shitheads I have to deal with
What color are the socks you're currently wearing?
Red, like you needed to know
What was the last picture you took on your phone?
Shoes I want my mom to buy me
What was the last song you listened to?
Womanizer: Britney Spears
If you won a million dollars, what would you buy first?
A minibike
What color is your toothbrush?
Red, what a stupid question
What was your first job?
Reselling candy and snacks on my front lawn when I was 5
Do you have any piercings or tattoos?
No but I will when I'm older cuz that's badass
If you could be famous for something, what would it be for?
For everything
Things you can't leave the house without?
Phone and cash
What are your turn-offs in a guy/gal?
If she's a ginger or Jew
Do you sing randomly?
Who doesn't?
Where were you born and raised?
South Park
What counties do you want to visit?
Germany
What is the closest thing to your left hand?
Nothing, dumbass
Did you have braces as a child?
I am still a kid fucker. But no
Do you have any bad habits?
No
Do you have any fears/phobias?
Nothing I'm telling you
Do you like sports (watch or play)?
Denver Broncos are cool. And the Rockies. Playing sports sucks though
Your ideal breakfast, lunch, and dinner:
Pancakes with a side of bacon and eggs, a double cheeseburger with fries and onion rings, chicken pot pie with a side of Mom's mashed potatoes
How is your relationship with your parents?
Mom's kewl I guess. When she does what I tell her to
What is your ideal job?
CEO of my own company. I have many sweet ideas in mind
Your worst subject in school?
Math, fuck that shit
What is something you like to do in your downtime?
Play video games and watch TV
What did you last eat?
Burger, fries, chocolate shake
Is there any food you refuse to ever eat?
Tofu
What is your least favorite house chore?
They all suck. Good thing I'm not expected to do any
What time do you usually go to bed?
9 or 9:30
What did you last dream about?
I was swimming in a pool of ice cream. It was sweet
Describe your perfect pizza:
Double cheese, pepperoni, sausage, bacon, meatballs, onions, jalapenos, green peppers, banana peppers
Name 3 things in your fridge/freezer right now:
Pizza, meatloaf leftovers, fruit punch
Do pineapples belong on pizza?
No- gross
Last time you took a bubble bath?
Forever ago, that's gay
What is one thing you want to accomplish this year?
Same thing as every year- get rid of the Jew
Do you enjoy thunderstorms?
They're kewl I guess
What is a smell that you love?
Pizza and cheeseburgers
What is the last vacation you went on?
Denver for a few days
Do you have any quotes that you really like?
Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it- David Lee Roth
Do you sleep with your closet door open or closed? How about your bedroom door?
Doesn't matter about closet. Door is closed usually
If you are having a hard time getting to sleep, what is something you do to help you fall asleep?
Watch YouTube videos
When is the last time you cried?
Again, none of your fucking business!
Have you gotten so drunk that you don't remember what happened the next day?
Not yet
What was your last injury and how did it happen?
A scratch from Mr. Kitty- stupid cat!
If you could have one superhero ability, what would it be?
I already have superpowers. Have you not heard of my accomplishments?
What is the last movie you saw in the theater?
The House With a Clock in its Walls
Have you ever been hospitalized? If so, why?
Yes, just for stupid shit
Have you had any x-rays taken before?
Yes
Do you believe that you have haters and that people talk about you behind your back?
Yes but if they can't see my greatness then that's on them
How do you feel about your family?
They all suck
Do you smoke, drink or use any kind of drugs?
Not yet
Do you hate anyone?
Yes
Are you angry with anyone at the moment?
Of course
What does your ideal future look like?
Billion CEO of my many companies living on my own island
Is there something else you should be doing right now?
Probably
List two random facts about yourself:
I helped save the town's cats twice, I'm the only person in town with type O positive blood in town besides the Jew
Any last words?
This was fucking gay
The five main boys will be the first in the series. Then other classmates and parents to follow. If there is someone you'd like to see, do tell! Reviews are appreciated, as always. Thanks.
Lots of love: Rose, October 2nd, 2018
Revised: September 9, 2019