Chapter 7
Imps Ambush Random Unimportant Laser Tag Players
Three random unimportant laser tag players walked into what appeared to be a large garage. To the left of them was a car, and on the opposite side, several boxes. They had their guns ready for any possible attack against them. As they looked around, the first guy sighed in annoyance.
"This is the most boring game of laser tag I've ever played," he said.
"Tell me about it," the second guy said. "We haven't run into any frigging enemies yet."
"Shh," The first guy said again as he reacted to a sound. "Did you hear that?" Everyone aimed their guns towards a noise that came from further into the room.
"It sounded like creepy crawlies," the third guy said in an annoyingly high-pitched voice.
The first guy walked further away from the group, looking around. "Mike, how many times have I told you to not talk anymore—"
He was interrupted by an imp, dying almost immediately. The other members of the group fired at it while the imp moved around, weaving through the lasers.
"Holy shit, it's an alien thingy!" the second guy said as he continued to fire his beam of light.
"It looks like a necromorph!" Mike said. "Let's kill it!"
"Guy Number Four here!" some random fourth guy said as he seemingly appeared out of nowhere.
The men released the triggers of their weapons as the chicken-nugget-hungry imp slipped out of view behind a large box. Fearing for their lives, they split up and looked around for their foe. Mike shivered as he went to the other side of the large box. But he was suddenly attacked from behind.
The laser from his gun caused a pipe to explode, which caused a chain reaction of explosions throughout the whole system. It stopped when the final explosion destroyed the machine that was used to make Kool-Aid.
Marine entered the Kool-Aid control room just in time to find a woman having a mental breakdown. She turned to face him as she freaked out.
"Oh no!" she shouted. "The Kool-Aid system is blown up!" She turned around as her eyes welled up with tears. "Now how am I supposed to drink delicious Kool-Aid?" Then she started to twitch. "I'm so mad I could just turn into a floating head thingy!"
Her body fell to the floor, as her skull burst out of her head and started floating around, screaming in rage. She begged Marine to fix the machine and that's what he did.
So Kool-Aid continued to be delicious.