GETTING TO KNOW ME
General
What is your full name?
Kenneth John McCormick
Any nicknames?
Kenny, Poor Kid
When is your birthday?
March 22nd
Your mother's name?
Carol
Your father's name?
Stewart
Do you have any siblings?
Older brother Kevin, younger sister Karen
Children?
I'm ten…
How tall are you?
4'5 ½"
Do you have any pets?
Just some stray dog that comes by every-so-often
Who is your best friend?
I have friends, not really a 'best friend' though
Do you have any allergies?
No
Where were you born and raised?
South Park
What is your relationship status?
Comes and goes
Favorites!
What is your favorite color?
Orange
What is your favorite band or singer?
Eminem
What is your favorite animal?
Dogs
What is your favorite restaurant?
KFC
What is your favorite drink?
Root beer- I only have it if I'm at a friend's though
What is your favorite cookie?
Chips Ahoy!
What is your favorite candy?
Red Vines, fun to eat, fun to use as a straw
What is your favorite chip?
Potato chips
What is your favorite cereal?
Haven't tired many. Lucky Charms I guess
What is your favorite snack?
Potato chips
What is your favorite dessert?
Ice cream
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
Neapolitan
What is your favorite salad?
Don't have it enough to have one
What is your favorite book?
Playboy counts, right?
What is your favorite movie?
Let's just say it involves boobs
What is your favorite TV show?
Terrance and Philip
What is your favorite holiday?
Halloween- free candy, dressing up. I just like weird and gross shit
What is your favorite day of the week and why?
Saturday. No school means I can chill at my friend's houses. There's usually good food at the Cartman's or Marsh's
This or That
Are you a side sleeper or back sleeper?
Money or love?
Money
Waffles, pancakes, or French Toast?
Waffles
Coffee or tea?
Tea I guess, haven't tried coffee yet
Gummy bears or gummy worms?
Worms of course
Breakfast, lunch, dinner, or dessert?
Dinner
Are you a morning or night person?
Morning, the sooner I can wake and get away from my family the better
Pool, beach, lake, or waterpark:
Waterpark. Fun slides and chicks in bikinis
Bath or shower?
Shower
Chocolate, vanilla, or strawberry?
Vanilla
Bowling or mini-golf?
Mini-golf
Do you prefer to be barefoot, wear socks, or wear shoes?
Shoes
Random
If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?
LA. Plenty of beaches means plenty of chicks in bikinis
What color are the socks you're currently wearing?
White
What was the last picture you took on your phone?
I don't have a phone :-(
What was the last song you listened to?
Foster the People: Pumped up Kicks
If you won a million dollars, what would you buy first?
A cell phone
What color is your toothbrush?
Green
What was your first job?
I've done a few things
Do you have any piercings or tattoos?
Not yet but I really want both when I'm older
If you could be famous for something, what would it be for?
A famous dare-devil or stunt guy would be cool
Things you can't leave the house without?
Any cash that I happen to have
What are your turn-offs in a guy/gal?
Honestly, as long as she's hot, I'm all in. I'm not picky
Do you sing randomly?
Not too often
What countries do want to visit?
Anywhere the chicks are hot
What is the closest thing to your left hand?
Playboy magazine
Did you have braces as a child?
I'm sure I will- if my parents can ever afford it (ya right)
What does your purse/bag look like?
My backpack is green
What kind of phone do you have?
The invisible kind
Do you have any bad habits?
I don't care much about things like I should. School, people, staying out of danger
Do you have any fears/phobias?
The only fear I really have is not being able to ever properly die. Outliving all my friends and family will kind of suck
Do you like sports (watch or play)?
I like Nascar and the Denver Broncos. Sometimes I play basketball, football, and baseball with my friends
Your ideal breakfast, lunch, and dinner:
Anything. But if I had to choose, B: steak and eggs, L: KFC, dinner: a traditional Thanksgiving meal. Never had one
How is your relationship with your parents?
Not great
What is your ideal job?
Boob inspector
Your worst subject in school?
History. Too much shit to remember that happened forever ago
What is something you like to do in your downtime?
Look up x-rated shit online and other weird shit
What did you last eat?
Hamburger bun
Is there any food you refuse to eat?
I'll try anything
What is your least favorite house chore?
I don't have chores
What time do you usually go to bed?
10 usually
What did you last dream about?
Some race car competition where the winner got to sleep with the sexy announcer. I won ;)
Describe your perfect pizza:
Cheese, pepperoni, ham, sausage, red and green peppers
Name 3 items in your fridge/freezer right now:
Beer, a few slices of American cheese, a moldy lemon
Do pineapples belong on pizza?
Sure
Do you miss anyone at the moment?
No
Last time you took a bubble bath?
Probably never. I've taken baths but never added bubbles to it
What is one thing you want to accomplish this year?
Go at least three months without dying
Do you enjoy thunderstorms?
Yes they're badass
What is a smell that you love?
KFC
What is the last vacation you went on?
Zip-lining with my friends, it sucked ass
Do you have any quotes that you really like?
Nothing comes to mind
Do you sleep with your closet door open or closed? How about your bedroom door?
I don't currently have a closet door. My bedroom closed though
Do you prefer to sleep with any light in the room, or in total darkness?
Darkness
If you are having a hard time getting to sleep, what is something you do to help you fall asleep?
Listen to my ipod
When is the last time you cried?
Long time ago, can't remember
Have you gotten so drunk that you don't remember what happened the next day?
I haven't gotten drunk, yet
What was your last injury and how did it happen?
I die more than get injured. Last death was at a school shooting a few weeks ago
If you could have one superhero ability, what would it be?
I actually have one, I can't die. It sucks
What is the last movie you saw in the theater?
The Nun
Have you ever been hospitalized? If so, why?
Many times. Usually when I'm on my deathbed, I've lost count
Have you had any x-rays taken before?
Many
Do you believe that you have haters and that people talk about you behind your back?
I know I do, fuck them
How do you feel about your family?
They suck, except for my little sister
Do you smoke, drink or use any kind of drugs?
I've tried all 3 but don't actively do it now
Do you hate anyone?
Yes
Are you angry with anyone at the moment?
Nothing but the usual daily annoyance from certain people
What does your ideal future look like?
I get to bang whoever I want and do whatever the fuck I want and eventually die and stay dead (when I' old)
Is there something else you should be doing right now?
Science homework
List two random facts about yourself:
I've owned an orange parka/hoodie since I was two, I don't really like peanut butter
Any last words?
Now I'm craving KFC… :-(
There you have it. Kenny was a little tougher to come up with answers for this. Last to round out the main boys- Butters! So stay tuned. Check my other stories for updates.
Lots of love: Rose, October 22, 2018
Revised: September 9, 2019