GETTING TO KNOW ME
General
What is your full name?
Shelley Heather Marsh
Any nicknames?
Nope
When is your birthday?
May 24th
Your mother's name?
Sharon
Your father's name?
Randy
Do you have any siblings?
A turd of a little brother, Stan
Children?
Never
How tall are you?
5' 1"
Do you have any pets?
A gay mutt dog but he's more of my brother's
Who is your best friend?
Krissa Haming
Do you have any allergies?
Coconut
Where were you born and raised?
South Park
What is your relationship status?
I've been chatting with a boy in Texas recently, his name is Wes
Favorites!
What is your favorite color?
Gray
What is your favorite band or singer?
Pink
What is your favorite animal?
Cats. They're smart enough to know when they want to be left alone and don't require 24 hour attention
What is your favorite restaurant?
Fran's Country Diner in Middle Creek
What is your favorite drink?
Raspberry or peach iced tea
What is your favorite cookie?
Snickerdoodles
What is your favorite candy?
Red Vines
What is your favorite chip?
It used to be Flaming Hot Cheetos before I got braces
What is your favorite cereal?
Honey Bunches of Oats with Almonds
What is your favorite snack?
Yogurt
What is your favorite dessert?
Bread pudding
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
Grandma's Apple Pie at the local ice cream shop in town
What is your favorite salad?
A Greek-style, with Kalamata olives, feta, and other things
What is your favorite book?
Divergent series by Veronica Roth
What is your favorite movie?
Titanic
What is your favorite TV show?
Friends
What is your favorite holiday and why?
Thanksgiving. A lot of food, Friends Thanksgiving marathon with the family. It isn't as nauseatingly sweet as Christmas
What is your favorite day of the week?
Who cares?
This or That
Are you a side sleeper or back sleeper?
Back. Like you needed to know
Money or love?
Both are needed to be truly happy
Waffles, pancakes, or French Toast?
Pancakes
Coffee or tea?
Tea
Gummy bears or gummy worms?
Worms
Breakfast, lunch, dinner, or dessert?
Lunch, I usually am not sharing it with my family
Are you a morning or night person?
Night
Pool, beach, lake, or waterpark:
Not a fan of swimming but if there's a hot guy around…
Bath or shower?
Shower
Chocolate, vanilla, or strawberry?
Vanilla
Bowling or mini-golf?
Bowling, I'm good too. Just have to pretend the pins are people I hate
Do you prefer to be barefoot, wear socks, or wear shoes?
Socks
Random!
If you won a million dollars, what would you buy first?
An actual punching bag. My brother doesn't count unfortunately.
If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?
Anywhere away from my family
What was the last picture you took on your cell phone?
Creep, I'm not telling you
What color is your toothbrush?
Stupid question. White and silver
What color are the socks you're currently wearing?
Who the fuck cares? Black.
What was your first job?
Baby-sitting
What was the last song you listened to?
Try- Pink
Do you have any piercings or tattoos?
Never cared enough to get my ears pierced even though my mom still bitches at me about it. I can't wait to get some tattoos when I'm older though
Things you can't leave the house without?
Phone
What are your turn-offs in a guy/gal?
If he's too needy or emotional
Do you sing randomly?
No
What countries do want to visit?
France, Italy
What is the closest thing to your left hand?
Water bottle
Did you have braces as a child?
I have them now
Do you have any bad habits?
I guess you could say I can't keep my anger under control. But if you had my family you'd understand
Do you have any fears/phobias?
No
Do you like sports (watch or play)?
Hell no
Your ideal breakfast, lunch, and dinner:
Breakfast: ham and cheese omelet with toast and apricot jam, lunch: broccoli and cheese soup from Panera Bread, dinner: Mom's meatloaf
How is your relationship with your parents?
Okay I guess. But they can definitely make me angry easily
What is your ideal job?
Not sure, something where I can beat up people and get paid for it
Your worst subject in school?
History. I don't fucking care what happened in the year 1645!
What is something you like to do in your downtime?
Chat with my friends, draw, listen to music, beat up my brother
What did you last eat?
A bunch of grapes
Is there anything you refuse to eat?
Frog legs
What is your least favorite house chore?
Clearing the bathroom. I hate sharing with my brother. Piss on the toilet, toothpaste blobs in the sink. Fucking gross turd!
What time do you usually go to bed?
10 or 10:30
Describe your perfect pizza:
Chicken, ham, onion, bell peppers, mushrooms, olives
Name 3 things that are currently in your fridge/freezer:
Why? Ham, cheese, mayo
Do pineapples belong on pizza?
Yes
Last time you took a bubble bath?
Years ago probably
What is one thing you want to accomplish this year?
Stay in a relationship longer than 3 months
Do you enjoy thunderstorms?
Yes
What is a smell that you love?
Vanilla
What is the last vacation you went on?
Grandmother's house I guess
Do you have any quotes that you really like?
I don't care about random quotes and shit
Do you sleep with your closet door open or closed? How about your bedroom door?
Are you spying on me or some shit? Everything has to be closed
If you are having a hard time getting to sleep, what is something you do to help you fall asleep?
Spend time on my phone
When is the last time you cried?
Not saying anything
Have you gotten so drunk that you don't remember what happened the next day?
Not yet. I'm sure I'll handle it better than my stupid turd brother who is younger than me did. Idiot.
What was your last injury and how did it happen?
Can't remember, I injure others more than anything
If you could have one superhero ability, what would it be?
I don't fucking know. Invisibility?
What is the last movie you saw in the theater?
Pet Cemetery
Have you ever been hospitalized? If so, why?
Just once, from chicken pox
Have you had any x-rays taken before?
Teeth/jaw
Do you believe that you have haters and that people talk about you behind your back?
I know I do, fuck them, all talk but too afraid to confront me
How do you feel about your family?
I guess I love them. Even my turdy brother (don't let him know though)
Do you smoke, drink or use any kind of drugs?
All in due time…
Do you hate anyone?
Many people
Are you angry with anyone at the moment?
Always
What does your ideal future look like?
Have my own gym or something. Living a quiet life with the perfect husband.
Is there something else you should be doing right now?
Going to bed
List two random facts about yourself:
I do enjoy romance stories despite my rough exterior, I hate the beach/river/lake
Any last words?
This was a good way to kill time since I can't sleep at the moment. Now to come up with something else…
There's Shelley! She's always fun to write as well. Even though she's scary it does appear she like love stories and the idea of being in a relationship in the show. Looks as if Tweek will be the next one coming up, so stay tuned! A new chapter to Tales of Toddlerhood should be up this week as well. Please review, thanks.
Lots of love: Rose, April 22, 2019
Updated: September 13, 2019