GETTING TO KNOW ME
What is your full name?
Clyde Ian Donovan
Any nicknames?
I don't think so…
When is your birthday?
April 10th
Your mother's name?
Betsy… RIP Mom :-(
Your father's name?
Roger
Do you have any siblings?
An older half-sister from Dad, Claire
Children?
Uhh… no?
How tall are you?
4' 5"
Do you have any pets?
No
Who is your best friend?
Craig Tucker
Do you have any allergies?
No
Where were you born and raised?
South Park Colorado
What is your relationship status?
Not in one now but always on the lookout!
Favorites!
What is your favorite color?
Red
What is your favorite band or singer?
Drake
What is your favorite animal?
Dog
What is your favorite restaurant?
Roberto's Cantina in Middle Park
What is your favorite drink?
Coke
What is your favorite cookie?
Snickerdoodle
What is your favorite candy?
Red Vines
What is your favorite chip?
Spicy Doritos
What is your favorite cereal?
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
What is your favorite snack?
Something spicy
What is your favorite dessert?
Churros
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
Butter pecan
What is your favorite salad?
Uhh, potato salad
What is your favorite book?
Not saying
What is your favorite movie?
Pirates of the Caribbean is cool
What is your favorite TV show?
Terrance and Philip
What is your favorite holiday?
Christmas, duh
What is your favorite day of the week and why?
Saturday, no school or nothin'
This or That
Are you a side sleeper or back sleeper?
All-over sleeper
Money or love?
Why can't I have both?
Waffles, pancakes, or French Toast?
Waffles
Coffee or tea?
Neither
Gummy bears or gummy worms?
Bears
Creamy peanut butter or chunky?
Chunky
Breakfast, lunch, dinner, or dessert?
Dinner
Are you a morning or night person?
Night, too bad I have a bedtime still :-(
Pool, beach, lake, or waterpark:
Well there's pretty girls at each one but waterpark is most fun
Bath or shower?
Shower
Chocolate, vanilla, or strawberry?
Chocolate like a normal person
Bowling or mini-golf?
Bowling has better chicks to ogle at
Do you prefer to be barefoot, wear socks, or wear shoes?
Barefoot
Random!
If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?
California
If you won a million dollars, what would you buy first?
A mansion
What was the last picture you took on your cell phone?
An ugly bug I found in the shower last night
What color is your toothbrush?
Red
What color are the socks you're currently wearing?
White
What was the first job that you had?
I'm only ten so none
What was the last song you listened to?
American Idiot: Green Day
Do you have any piercings or tattoos?
I'm only ten so no
Things you can't leave the house without?
Phone, a little money
What are your turn-offs in a guy/gal?
I try not to be too picky… if she's interested, I'm interested
Do you sing randomly?
Not really
What countries do want to visit?
Wherever there's a good beach
What is the closest thing to your left hand?
Scissors
Did you have braces as a child?
Again, I'm still a kid. But no I'm not gonna need them
Do you have any bad habits?
I jump to conclusions, prone to tears
Do you have any fears/phobias?
Honesty? The ocean. Drifting away in the middle of shark-infested water and being left for dead is pretty scary
Do you like sports (watch or play)?:
Sure. Football is the best
Your ideal breakfast, lunch, and dinner:
A big bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, chicken wings, and tacos
How is your relationship with your parents?
Good enough with Dad. It was pretty good with Mom too, before she died :-(
What is your ideal job?
Run my dad's shoe store. It'll be easy, no extra schooling, and I'll meet girls cuz girls like shoes
Your worst subject in school?
Math
What is something you like to do in your downtime?
Look up shit online, video games
What did you last eat?
Taquitos
Is there anything you refuse to ever eat?
Cotton candy ice cream. If you like this you aren't normal
What is your least favorite house chore?
Don't have many. Just cleaning up my room I guess
What time do you usually go to bed?
9 or 9:30
What did you last dream about?
I don't remember my dreams
Describe your perfect pizza:
Sauce, cheese, pepperoni, sausage, bacon, jalapenos, banana peppers, red peppers, and pineapple to balance it all out
Name 3 things currently in your fridge/freezer:
Lemonade, string cheese, cucumber slices
Do pineapples belong on pizza?
Yes
Last time you took a bubble bath?
Years ago
What is one thing you want to accomplish this year?
Uhh, I dunno
Do you enjoy thunderstorms?
No
What is a smell that you love?
Cinnamon
What is the last vacation you went on?
Utah for a few days for some family thing
Do you have any quotes that you really like?
Uh, no
Do you sleep with your closet door open or closed? How about your bedroom door?
Closed for both
If you are having a hard time getting to sleep, what is something you do to help you fall asleep?
Read something really boring. Only time I read is to fall asleep!
When is the last time you cried?
A few weeks ago
Have you gotten so drunk that you don't remember what happened the next day?
Not yet
What was your last injury and how did it happen?
Scraped my knee from a fall from my skateboard
If you could have one superhero ability, what would it be?
Mind-control is pretty cool
What is the last movie you saw in the theater?
It's been so long now, can't remember
Have you ever been hospitalized? If so, why?
Once, for a surgery I had when I was five
Have you ever had any x-rays taken?
Just my teeth
Do you believe that you have haters and that people talk about you behind your back?
I doubt it, I'm well-liked at school
How do you feel about your family?
Dad's cool, let's me do what I want. Miss my mom though
Do you smoke, drink or use any kind of drugs?
Not yet
Do you hate anyone?
Nope
Are you angry with anyone at the moment?
Sure
What does your ideal future look like?
I marry a hot girl and get rich when I'm young so I can retire and do whatever the hell I want
Is there something else you should be doing right now?
Homework
List two random facts about yourself:
I think pirates are cool, I hate mustard
Any last words?
No?
Finally! Clyde is done! I am so sorry this took forever to post. I just loose inspiration with certain stories while get inspired to do something else. I apologize in general for the lack of updates. It's been a crazy couple months! I had to look for a new room to rent which was super stressful. Thankfully I found a new place, with internet access, so I will hopefully be able to post more often! I was also struck with inspiration to write something based around the South Park Pandemic Special. So that is what I am working on now and partly why the next chapter of The Lives and Lies of Fielding Creek is on hold. Since I have been feeling down during my move I felt compelled to write something around the new special since of course my heart broke seeing Stan fall apart at the end. But I am not dead, so fret not! New stories and chapters should be up soon. So please leave a review as always. Thanks.
Lots of love: Rose, November 16, 2020