Diva: This is a crossover between Uta no Prince-Sama, Idolish7, and Ensemble Stars with my Self-Insert as the main character. Enjoy~
Jojo: It's actually a trollfic. Don't take it seriously. And just to be clear, I don't go by Sylvia anymore.
Diva: Shut the fuck up, tranny!
Jojo: Ok, Karen.
This is a story. A story of awesomeness. One that you will not want to miss or forget. See, it all started long ago… okay, fine. Maybe it was a week ago, or something like that. Still, a pretty long time ago…Anyways, our story begins with a boss ass bitch named Sylvia. She was the baddest bitch in Sakura Park, Kawaiifornia. She had it all. She was super rich because her dad had a world-famous record label. She's also hot as fuck and extra thick and curvy! But she also had Autism, ADHD, Anxiety, AND Depression. Right now, our beautiful queen was eating her bento in peace and fantasizing about her fictional male idol crushed. "Damn, I wish my fictional crushes were real." Sylvia gushed, "Just imagine having a harem with Ren Jinguji, Nagi Rokuya, Kaoru Hakaze, Wataru Hibiki, and Rei Sakuma! Is there anything hotter?!" "I can think of something hotter~" flirted a voice, it was Fredy! The school fuckboy! "No you can't!" Sylvia scowled. "Don't think you're hotter than my fictional boyfriends!" Fredy leaned in a little too close and cupped her chin with one the hands attached to his flimsy noodle arms. "Come on, babe, those are just fake cartoons. Get your eyes away from the screen and focus more on...me~" To this, Sylvia pushed him off her and said "No! Get out of my bubble!" Some of the nearby basic bitches saw this and started saying shit. "How could she turn down a hunk like Fredy?" One asked. "She must be retarded or something." Another added. Fredy then turned to the girls and winked at them with a smirk on his face. Sylvia scoffed as Fredy turned back to her. "Come on babe, you know you want this~" He cooed. Sylvia started getting super pissed, so she threw her sandwich at him. Mayo was now dripping from his shirt. "My workout shirt! No!" Fredy gasped. Then the bell rang. "I'll be back for you, babe!" He scoffed, walking away before mouthing "Call me~" and winking at her. Sylvia rolled her eyes and went to her next class. When school was finally over, Sylvia went home in her limo and immediately went up to her room to do homework and draw herself with her fictional crushes. When night came, a shooting star suddenly appeared! "OMFG I WISH MY FICTIONAL CRUSHES WERE ALL REAL!" Sylvia wished. And with that she fell asleep, because she always woke up and fell asleep with the sun.