Harry James Potter, the boy-who-lived-again, slumped down on his knees after defeating he who shall not be named, of course we're gonna name him though, and we're gonna name him tommo. But suddenly, thoughts burst into Harry's head. 'Is he ok?' 'does he still love me?' 'i know I do.' He turned to the source of these sudden thoughts and said, "yes"

Ginevra Molly Weasley (don't EVER call her Ginevra if you value your nose) was shocked. She ran to him, as well as many other fans, and tried hugging him, without all the other fans trying to murder her.

Harry potter, being the greatest wizard of all time now that he has DUMBLEDORES WAND and defeated tommo, apparated them back to a place that not even Ginny knew about. (please call her Ginny for my sake thank you)

'Potter Manor'

"That's where we are" Ginny said. Well no way sherlock. "Yup" Harry answered, popping the p."Come, I want to show you around."

To their surprise, a house elf suddenly appeared and said, "Little Master Harry, Master James is waiting for you as well as Mistress Lily."

"Um thank you Edward," harry answered

"wait, wait wait wait, isn't YOUR PARENTS James and Lily?"Ginny exclaimed.

"Um, yeah," Harry answered as a redhead barreled into him with a hug that could rival Molly Weasleys'

"Mum?" Harry asked."Dad?" He added after noticing the raven haired man standing off to the side.

They both hugged him, holding him so tight as if he would disappear if they let go, Lily crying all the while.

"My baby!" Lily gasped. "I saw h-h-him do the killing curse and then woke up with you gone! Now look at you! you're so b-b-big and grownup, and have a girlfriend!"

"Um, well actually"They stuttered out

"we thought we'd never see you again! But then I saw you on my map and knew you were alive. Not necessarily ok, but alive." James said.

"Wait, you have the map?! I thought I had the map!"

"You have the map?! Who's map do you have?"

"What do you mean who's, I have the Marauders Map!"

"That's where you're mistaken, son. We made a copy for each Marauder, but if i have mine, then who's do you have?"

The Potter boys pull out their maps, and inspect Harry's.

"Well it seems you have Wormtail's, see, there's a rat drawn in the corner of the parchment. Mine has a stag in that exact same place, see." James showed his son with pride.

"Hello, superiors in the room that don't understand a word you're saying about rats and maps and ooh that almost rhymed! Jinx!" Both Lily and Ginny said at the same time.

"ah yes, the wonderful, and did i mention beautiful girls that don't know what we're talking about. Care to explain to them Harry? Introductions too, if you don;t mind."

"Yes, well,"Harry started,"Ginny, these are my parents as you wisely figured out, and mum, dad, this is Ginny Weasley, I would tell you her full name but I kinda like my nose."

"Nice to meet you Ginny,"James said," Girlfriend, friend, fiance, where are you holding,"

Well, it's a bit, umm... Complicated, dad."

"alright, just tell me when my grandkids are being born."

"James!

"Dad!" Harry said, resembling a tomato along with Ginny.

"Just kidding, just kidding, sheesh, can no one take a joke around here?" James asked in wonder while rolling his eyes.

"Well, won't you look at the time! It seems Ginny needs to be getting back home, before her brothers set out on a hunt to kill me!

"Bye, Mr. and Mrs. Potter! It was very nice meeting you!"Ginny said, trying not to blush.

"Of course, Ginny, but call me James, Mr Potter was my father." Who got the reference please tell me someone got the reference.

"Bye!" Harry and Ginny said apparating to a broom cupboard. "Finally."