Chapter 5: Be All, End All

(9:30AM) The next morning...

Double D was the first of the crew to wake up, although a bit disgusted by how he didn't have his pajamas on for sleeping, so he had to sleep in the clothes that he was using yesterday. Naturally, he made breakfast for himself while waiting for the other 3 to wake up. He started wondering how he and the crew were going to start getting rid of the Kankers, as, sure, thanks to Chris they have the number advantage, but this hardly improves chances to win. Double D tried his hardest to think of a plan, but first he wanted to see what Chris could do.

A couple minutes later, Chris wakes up in his room, and gets dressed up for... whatever on earth awaits him this time. Not even a week into moving, and already there's drama going on. Fantastic, isn't it?

"It really isn't narrator." responded Chris.

Okay then. Regardless, after a couple more minutes of adjusting himself, and doing a couple other things to clean himself up, Chris goes downstairs to see what's going on currently with the Eds. He walks into his kitchen, and he notices that Double D is already preparing his breakfast, using some of the equipment in the kitchen, which Chris didn't mind, as it could easily be washed down once Double D was done with them.

"Good morning Chris, I hope you are well today." Double D said to him.

"Hi Double D, I assume we are fine and safe from the Kankers?" asked Chris, stretching a bit.

"Indeed. None of them are near, nor have made any sort of interruptions while we were getting some rest last night." Double D told him, while taking a sip of his coffee.

"Well, in that case, I have some ideas, but let's wait for Ed Eddy to wake up." Chris told Double D, as the former began to make himself a sandwich with cheese and ham, and for his drink, simply decided to get some water, not really desiring coffee at this current moment.

Ed and Eddy woke up around 15 minutes later, and so all the boys (minus Double D and Chris, who already made their breakfast) made their breakfast, and ate while discussing the crazy events of yesterday. As a whole, they simply agree that those sisters are just bad news defined. Once they all finished their breakfast, they went to the living room, and now were starting to make up plans. Everyone had their fair share of ideas, with Chris bringing up something he was going to ask the Eds earlier, but couldn't due to the previous circumstances.

"While I might add on that none of these activities had any consent from us, Eddy had nailed the basics of the various problems that we've gotten into in the past with the Kankers." stated Double D.

Currently, Chris was asking things about the past with the Kankers, to see if there was anything he could get from it., saying, "Okay, Eddy told me the history of you three and these girls, and... I must ask, have any of you even tried to say no? And I don't mean a normal no, I mean, a very loud no, or something that just shows that you all are serious about the whole thing."

All the Eds shook their heads from side-to-side, saying no. While Chris would say that that's the reason why the sisters haven't given up chasing them, given who they are dealing with, no doesn't seem like much of an option, now doesn't it? Regardless, this gives Chris an idea for how they can be freed from the sisters.

"Let's try something that is similar to saying no first. After all, I can safely say you all don't like them, and aren't exactly going to miss them, now do you?" said Chris while laughing a bit.

Eddy gagged, and said, "Heck no! I'd rather wear Ed's clothes for a week than miss what those three are capable of."

"They aren't on sale Eddy!" Ed, in a funny tone, responded to Eddy's statement, making the latter facepalm.

"Yes well... I suppose it's the most civil plan. Might I ask what the other plans are?" said Double D.

"I'll tell them in due course, as I first want to try this idea out, in order to see if they'll buy it or not." responds Chris. "This involves a bit of a makeover, but not too much though, so be sure you're ready for that."

Chris laid out more details of the idea he had in mind. Basically, the Eds were going to get dressed up, and if the Kankers were to come up, which they know will happen due to last night, they would lie about having a triple date with three other girls, and if they still didn't go away, they would, loudly, say no to them. However, this plan has danger involved, because how the Kankers would react is something he and the other lads had 0 control over. He would just have to hope that if it got out of hand, it wasn't violent, as sure, he likes violent movies/games, but he dislikes real life violence.

"Dude, this story is NOT reality. What are you saying?" said Chris.

Well... okay, good point. Nevermind then, but you understood what I meant!

"Who are you talking to mister?" a curious Ed said.

"No one. Let's get ready boys! This just might work... I hope. The only problem with this in my opinion is that it seems as though we are replying too much on those sisters appearing today, and not say, tomorrow or something." stated Chris.

"Chris! This is absurd! This has a low probability of success, I'm afraid of the consequences we shall have to endure!" said Double D, very nervous, as he was getting the basic idea of the plan, but was doubtful of it overall.

Chris rolled his eyes and said, "Look, all you have to do is act convincingly. Ok? Nothing else. Plus, I'll escort you three to your 'dates'. Trust me. Now, let's get you dressed up sooner rather than later, and head out at 11, that's a good time to start this whole plan."

"The thing is Chris, if they are to find out that this was all just a made up scenario, we will not be receiving the best of circumstances from the results that await us!" explains Double D. "Plus, can't we just say no, and not cause unnecessary drama?!"

"You said that you tried saying no normally before, and that didn't work." responds Chris, with an eyebrow raised. "So, let's try a different approach okay? If it goes bad, I'm sure it will be manageable."

Eddy wasn't 100% confident about the plan, saying, "You better be sure about this, or we are goners!"

Chris laughed a bit, saying, "Don't worry, I got your back. If anything goes wrong. I'll do what is needed. Though I certainly hope it doesn't come to that..."

Chris knew however that there was danger to be near all 4 of them, but he decided to just focus on the plan for right now. And so, to give a very basic summary, Chris went with every Ed boy to their houses, talked with each one of what to do, and what they shouldn't do when the sisters show up. Plus, he promised to walk them towards a ,"restaurant", to their "dates", in order to defend them from the sisters, and ensure that the whole idea looks as if though it's actually happening. Although, easier said then done, so the saying goes.

The experience getting the boys ready was drastically different, to say the least. Ed, for the most part, was fine, he only complained about the suit itching a bit, but Chris told him that after around a couple or so minutes, it stops doing that and he'll be fine.

Over to Double D's perspective, he was still doubtful of the whole idea, due to him very much not being a person to fabricate random out of the blue information such as this so called date he has. But Chris convinced him that if the saying no stuff didn't work, maybe this will get the message across in a way that will have a bigger impact than just a flat out no. Either way, Double D agrees, reluctantly still, but he decides to give this a chance.

Lastly, over with Eddy, surprisingly he had the least amount of issues over this plan, with the only one being if this was going to work or not. Even then, he is never going to know if it will or will not if he never tries it.

And so, after sometime of dressing up, the boys went outside, and thus began the plan to "officially" end this whole situation.

Little did any of them know what could happen...