Chapter 7: Dream Evil
Later, at night that same day everything went down...
"Well girls, ready?" said Lee.
"I'll show Double D what he gets for leaving me like that!" Marie shouted.
May was happy that she, in her mind, was going to prove herself to Ed, as she feel apart when she heard the news from Chris.
It was around 10:30 PM, and everyone was sleeping, besides Ed, staying up watching horror and Sci-fi movies, along with reading comics about human apocalypses, alien invasions, and other comic book stuff.
As for Double D, he slept at around 8:40 PM, as the celebration for what they did left him very exhausted, in addition to the fact that he had to do chores as-well, making him in need of sleep, as if he didn't sleep now, it would be nearly impossible for him to function tomorrow morning. Or, just tomorrow as a whole.
Eddy slept at around 9:15 PM, due to him being glad about being rid of Lee, which put him at ease, as she was one of the worst people he has had the displeasure of meeting, dealing with, you name it, in his life. To him, it'll be a miracle if someone else takes that crown.
Chris slept at 10 PM, as he relaxed, and played games before he slept while being glad that he helped out the boys, and gotten rid of something that was bothering them for literal years at that point. What he still couldn't wrap his head around was how this went on for so long. It doesn't matter anyways, it's resolved, so he can relax now.
Well, spoiler alert, it doesn't get resolved. To give you an idea of what the next 4 days were for the Eds, the Kankers would be untraceable at daytime, but in nighttime, they would literally sneak into their homes, and engage in ridiculous activities to attempt to convince the Eds that their new girlfriends were inferior.
On the fourth day, it was clear that they would NEVER stop doing this unless that took action, so they decide to go to Chris for assistance.
Again.
(10:40 PM) "Alright, that's enough of that." Chris said, finishing up the last race of a Championship, saving his game, and turning the system off.
"Man, those races can take a while sometimes. Eh, whatever, I enjoy them." said Chris, before he set up his bed for sleep. Before he takes his nap, he looks outside just to be sure no one is nearby, as sometimes he can find weird stuff occurring at night. Either way, he finds nothing, and starts sleeping. Unfortunately, his sleep lasted around 20 minutes, as he hears very fast knocking and random hitting on his door, causing him to jump.
"What the!"
Unsure of what is going on, Chris grabs a pair of nunchucks just in case something bad is occurring that he needs to resolve with extra measures. And so, Chris went down to see what in the world was going on at his door. He opens the door to Ed running into him, along with Double D and Eddy hitting from behind. Chris manages to get out of the stack by pushing all three Eds off, and getting up, annoyed.
"WHAT THE HELL! Why are you three here?! Do you all realize what damn time it is!?" yelled Chris.
Chris notices the Eds covered in pure kiss marks and that the Eds were panicking. Well, this is anything but good news.
"Jeez... relax dudes. What is going on?"
Chris closes the door and locks it, before then looking outside, to see if anyone is there. The coast seems clear, and so, here comes yet another case to solve and figure out what on earth is going on.
"Alright, number one, take a towel or two from the kitchen, put some water onto it, and fix yourselves up. Then, we are having a chat about what on earth has been going on this time. I can imagine it's nothing good, judging by the way that you ran in there."
Every Ed went ahead and cleaned themselves of the endless marks. Once they were done, Chris brought them to the living room to discuss what was going on.
"Okay, what happened?" asked Chris, concerned.
"Chris, I hate to be the one who presents bad news, but your plan has backfired!" said Double D.
"What?" asks Chris, now confused.
"Those stupid Kankers have been bothering us for who know how long, and it got worse!" yelled Eddy. "Now, to them, it's all about trying to prove that they are better than the girls you mentioned! They've been bombarding us with a bunch of love crap at night, we can't even sleep unless we run to some abandoned van!"
Chris then says, "How did they get this idea? You three didn't say that the dates were fake, right?"
All the Eds said no, but they had a hard time keeping the secret. Eddy then mentions to Chris, "It's been going on for 4 days now! It's gotten worse!"
"Wonderful..." said Chris, in a disappointed tone.
"Can we stay here!? Home is no longer safe!" Ed yelled, while sobbing a bit.
Chris rolled his eyes and chuckled before saying, "Yeah, don't worry. I can't believe they resorted to basically blackmail. How they think this is how you gain some respect is... oh my god, I, you know what? Let me calm down for a moment."
Chris takes a couple of deep breaths, trying not to burst in anger and frustration at the stupidity he is witnessing right now. He can't even blame the Eds in this situation, as it doesn't matter if they say no or not, those sisters will be there, trying to invade them and attempting to get them to date.
"Okay, right now my mind feels like it has smoke coming out of it, like some cartoon or something, so we are coming up with a plan to OFFICIALLY rid ourselves of them!" said Chris.
"I like the sound of that man! But we gotta sleep right now." responded Eddy.
"Chris, what exactly do you have in mind in order to get rid of the Kankers?" said Double D, not liking the tone that Chris had.
"Yeah, what exactly is our plan for those Kankers?" asked Eddy, wanting to know more about what he had in mind.
Chris responds with, "I'll explain in the next chapter alright? For now, I'll get a blanket and a pillow, and we will all sleep in the living room, and if those sisters come in here trying to mess with you guys... all I'm going to say is, they picked the wrong house."
He then twirls around his nunchucks that he had brought with him in case of trouble, and he imagines those coming in handy if trouble were to arise once more. Double D however, has his doubts, saying, "Excuse me Chris! You couldn't possibly be thinking of using violence to solve our issues!"
"I'm not. But I'm going to if they leave with no choice. Even then, I won't go excessive, I'll only do what is needed. So relax, and give me a second, I'll get my stuff, and we'll sleep." responded Chris.
After a couple minutes, Chris gets what he needs to sleep, and so with that, the boys got set up and went to sleep. The good thing is, the Kankers didn't raid the house, so they all slept in peace. Well, that is, until around 2 AM, where Ed woke everyone up due to screaming about having a nightmare where a, "monster May", chased him a lot around the Cul-De-Sac.
"EVIL! RUN AWAY!"
Chris woke up, annoyed, and groaned while saying, "Ed, what are you talking about?"
"REFLEX IN THE SKY WARNING US WE ARE GETTING GIRL GERMS!"
Chris got up and went to his kitchen to fill a bucket with ice cold water, and returned to the living room, and splashed said bucket onto Ed.
"That sounded me the lyrics to a song dude." stated Chris.
"Ed! Shut it will you! Trying ro get some shut eye here!" shouted Eddy, who was also woken up from the sudden burst of nonsense Ed shouted out.
"Ed, what happened?" said Double D, concerned.
"Monster May! She is attacking!" Ed says, not realizing he is out of dreamland.
Chris, realizing that the bucket solution didn't quite fully work out, decided to go the kitchen and got bread to make into toast, as he got the idea to make buttered toast, something that surely should get Ed out of this ridiculous state he is. While that went on, Eddy threw his pillow at Ed, getting irritated with Ed's random yelling, and wanting shut eye already.
"Ed, SHUT UP already!" yelled Eddy.
"Mind your manners Eddy!" said Double D. "Ed is clearly having a nightmare of May currently."
Chris came back and had some buttered toast on a plate, due to him remembering how much Ed likes the stuff. He puts the plate in front of Ed, and unsurprisingly, it gets Ed out of nightmare land or whatever. Ed, in a microsecond, got up and ate the three toast pieces that Chris made, relieving the both of them in different ways.
"Well, that was rushed. Okay, forget sleeping, I'm gonna make some plans now." said Chris, as he sat down on the couch thinking of what he could come up with.
Well, this can only go well...