Author's note: Holy crap, sorry for being off the grid for like 2 months. To tell you the truth, I simply got busy and caught up with stuff, that I forgot about this whole thing. But, not to worry, I will make sure this story ends up getting to the end of it's arc. Continuing onward!

Chapter 9: Breaking All The Rules

(11:15 PM)

The boys began heading down the construction yard, then they went to the Park-n-flush, in order to get a head start on the sisters. They get to the trailer, and they decided to see if the sisters were home. Surprisingly, they were, but not for long, as Lee shouted out loud, "Girls! It's time to prove them wrong again!"

Marie and May immediately ran to Lee, and they went off to find the Eds. Little did they know that the Eds were watching from a window, along with Chris. The sisters left, and to the boy's benefit, Lee forgot to lock the door once more. Convenient!

"Bingo. Let's go." said Chris.

"Move out boys!" yelled Eddy

And so, the boys made their way inside the trailer, and are looking outside, to make sure that the Kankers had left the trailer to "adore" the Eds, and to their benefit, they have left, running quite far in order to do their own personal plans.

"I think we are safe. Let's begin, shall we boys?" said Eddy.

"Indeed. Here we go." responded Chris

Afterwards, the boys began their little plan to leave the fake gifts for the Kankers. Ed simply went to the fridge and shook the sodas until he felt the cans shake, which then he left in the fridge. However, Ed brought the big bottle of soda from before, plus he shook the whole bottle the whole time on the way there, as his "gift" for May. He left it in the sister's room, with a note saying,

"2: May

Form: Ed"

Eddy simply left several short poems, largely insulting Lee, as he, simply put; hated her a lot. He had only written around 4 lines for every poem, but he was sure that it would convey his point. After all, he never claimed to be an artist of lyrics or whatever, so he did the best that he could with what he had to work with.

Meanwhile, Double D put his 3 small gifts for Marie near the sister's bed. However, he felt extremely ashamed, as he wanted to try something a more civilized approach, not a rather, "disgusting", approach that Ed, Eddy, and Chris settled on. Nevertheless, he placed the gifts and ran away from where he placed them, dreading the reaction that awaited from Marie when she finds them.

Chris spent most of the time just watching the windows to see if the sisters returned in the event of the need for a really quick escape, or to alert the Eds either way. Plus, he finally returned the anchor that he promised to return, along with that bottle that had a ship inside, which he doesn't understand how it got inside, but it's whatever to him.

After around 30 minutes, making it 11:45 PM, the crew have seemingly done all that they wanted, along with Chris adding his extra mix, planning to put that CD as an extra.

"How are those three not home yet?" asks Chris, surprised. "My god, how can they be this committed to something that is just ridiculous beyond belief. No wonder why you guys don't like them."

"I think they got lost guys, shouldn't we help them?" said Ed, which got Eddy annoyed.

"Ed! Zip it! They are looking for us, stupid! Why do you want them to find us? It's always bad news, remember!"

Eddy and Ed were going back and forth, firing back at one another. That is, until Chris found something that made him laugh due to the absurdity of it all.

"Pardon me Chris, but what's funny?" asked a curious Double D.

Chris grinned before saying, "Look over there."

Double D, along with Eddy Ed, look to where Chris said. At that moment, Chris couldn't help but laugh at what he saw. It was three drawing of the Eds getting married to the Kankers separately, which seemed as though it was drawn from the incident when the Kankers forced the Eds to marry him, and since the former group didn't have a camera to keep the memories of the situation, they resorted to drawing what they recall. Needless to say... the Eds are embarrassed.

"Wow. You guys never catch a break, do you?" Chris said in a mocking funny tone. "Man, you should be glad we're doing this, because the more I look at this crap, the worse it gets, holy crap!"

"Please tell me that didn't happen!" said Double D, putting his face into his hands out of embarrassment.

Ed simply responded to him, "It didn't happen!"

"Let's destroy these things! Ugh!" Eddy yelled.

"Whoa there, hold on! If we destroy those, they will think the gifts are fake or something, and remember, the gifts are what we want them to find, not a mess or anything else, okay?" responded Chris.

"Chris does have a point Eddy, the Kankers will surely catch onto us faking these gifts if we destroy the drawings." said Double D.

Eddy groaned before saying, "What's a guy gotta do to get something good for once?!"

Chris decided to do the last step, as he was sure that the Kankers would return soon. So, Chris got out a CD contained the song, "I Hate" on a loop, and put it inside a CD player in the trailer, with a little note, saying,

"Click play for a sweet gift. :)"

"Cool." said Ed, randomly.

However, the boys heard voices from a bit far away, that were quite loud, that it was easy to both know who it was, and how far it was, and they knew what that meant.

"Uh oh." said Chris.

However, Double D didn't listen, as he found a diary laying out on the floor, opened and all. He saw the front which said, "Marie Kanker".

"Oh dear..." said Double D.

"Double D! We gotta move!"

Chris grabbed Double D, who was holding Marie's diary once he had found it, and all four of them headed upstairs to run away from the sight of the Kankers as soon as possible.

"Wait, where are we going?" said Double D, concerned.

"There is a window upstairs, we can escape through there!" responded Chris, quickly.

All four boys ran out the window, however Double D still had Marie's diary, as all but Double D himself were ready for a rapid escape. Not the cleanest escape route, but if it works, it works. Anyways, they ran so far away from the trailer that they made it to the cul-de-sac in less than five minutes. Talk about a marathon, haha! Regardless, all four were very exhausted, but they managed to get into Chris's house just in time, just before before sitting down on the couches to rest up a bit, and take a couple breathers or two.

"Whoo! We did it... not bad...!" Chris said, panting.

Ed blurted out, "I'm hungry guys, breakfast?"

"Ed, it's 12 in the morning stupid!" Make us dinner or something!" yelled Eddy. "As a matter of fact, why don't I make the dinner!

"I'll help out there too, if someone else is also up to do dinner. Very late dinner, my goodness." responded Chris, noticing the time.

Meanwhile, Double D was still scared of the fact he had Marie's diary, but luckily for him, none of the other lads noticed that he had a book with him, so he hid it in his beanie for now, as it somehow had enough space to fit there. Regardless, in order to avoid that conversation, he said to the crew, "Let's see what we can do for dinner fellows!"

What about the Kankers? Well...

(12:05 AM) The sisters returned to their trailer, disappointed that they didn't find their boyfriends AT ALL, and having a side of frustration aswell. They have arrived, however, to have several surprises waiting for them, which surprises all three of them.

"Whoa." said Lee.

May went upstairs and found the soda that Ed had left for her. When she saw the note that Ed had left for her, she couldn't help but feel on-top-of-the-world, even though she forgot Ed is "taken", so to say. However, the moment that she opened the bottle of soda, the soda threw it's fizz everywhere, making a really big mess in the room. May was initially confused, but she quickly realized that she was actually pranked with the soda, making her cry.

Marie heard the noise and went upstairs to see what made that random sound, and was surprised, in a bad way, to see the mess that was made due to the soda.

"Oh, way to go May!" yelled Marie. "Get ready to clean this mess up soon!"

However, May didn't even care about the mess, as she was broken at the fact that her crush's "gift" was just a prank all long, convinced originally that Lee's plan might've worked after all. Yeah, ain't that inaccurate?

"HE HATES ME!" May yelled insanely loudly, echoing across a 3 mile radius, and scaring Marie a bit, as she didn't even know that May could be THAT loud, but she was more focused on what May said.

"May?" asked Marie, confused and with an eyebrow raised.

May didn't say anything, and ran away, crying into the restroom, locking it. A minute later, Lee comes up, and notices the large mess, and May's disappearance. She could only wonder what happened here.

"What's going on?" asked a rather confused Lee.

Surprisingly, May's crying was still audible, even in the restroom, which got Lee slightly annoyed, not understanding what it was she was crying about.

"What is she blabbing about now?" Lee asked.

Marie simply said, "I think she is crying about her boyfriend, as she shouted he hates me or something."

"What? Agh, what an idiot. Yo May!" Lee said, slamming the door with her fist to her May to open the bathroom door. But...

"LEAVE ME!" May yelled, even louder than before.

Back to the other crew...

The sounds of May's yells were loud to the point where the crew, on the other side mind you, heard it, abit faintly. Wow, is it really that loud?

"What was that guys?" Ed said, in a funny tone.

"Hmm... not sure." said Chris.

"Must've just been some alarm or something, I don't think it was someone's voice, if it was, they need to shut up man." stated Eddy, while taking a sip of soda.

After around 20 or so more minutes, all of the boys managed to finish up their dinner, which was 8 small pieces of pizza, 2 for everyone in the crew, making for a balanced dinner that shouldn't be too much. Either way, they add the last little bits of heat, and bam! All done!

"Gentlemen, we have managed to make our food supplements, who wants it first?" said Double D.

"Oo! Me! Me! Me!" Ed said excited.

"Ed! Don't hog it all!" Eddy said, as Ed put both of his slices in his mouth, making Eddy roll his eyes at the silliness of Ed's eating, plus Chris chuckled a bit, as Ed's eating, in his mind, was rather preposterous in a funny way.

"Give is our slices sock head! We're starving here!" yelled Eddy.

"Manners Eddy, you should learn them." responded Double D.

"Quit arguing you two, I need some rest, and arguing is not what I need to hear right now. Ugh." said Chris, rather effortlessly, while he ate his slices.

"I can agree with that statement." responded Double D, eating his slices aswell.

Once the boys had finished their pizza slices, after a couple minutes they all feel asleep minus Double D, who had somehow still managed to hide Marie's diary in his beanie, and sneaked into Chris's bathroom, and tried to figure out what he could do, as he was scared of what Marie would do to him if she caught him with it. Although, returning it would be much harder than he thinks, as he wouldn't be sure if any of the others would help him. Or, if better yet, it would even be safe for himself.

Back to the Kankers...

May was still crying, but the other sisters found the gifts that the boys had left them, and were sort of stunned.

"Yuck! What the heck?" Marie said, opening one of Double D's gifts, and coughing a bit.

Needless to say, Double D had just made boxes full of rather very smelly garbage, as he didn't want to offend Marie, in fear of what she could do to him. Marie isn't very amused, unsurprisingly. While that is going on, Lee found several of the poems Eddy had wrote, and unlike Double D, he had gone over-the-top with his acrimony for Lee, using words that we can't exactly use thanks to the rating of the story. That's one way to censor it I guess.

"That man thinks he's so smart, HUH!?" Lee said, tearing up one of the poems in anger.

"Lee! What did your man give you?" Marie said, annoyed.

"Stupid poems saying that he hates me, but oh, he is in for it! We should perhaps teach them a lesson of manners, along with that Chris guy, I know he's also behind this stupid crap." said Lee. "First, where the heck is May at? Don't tell me she's still in that bathroom..."

Well, May isn't there anymore, but instead, she left the trailer and slammed the door really hard to the point the trailer vibrated.

"Geez, she's really mad. Can't blame her. We got some planning to do it seems eh?" stated Lee, chuckling in a slightly sinister tone.

Now what?