Crash Pad

by sinemoras09

Birdsong universe. fem Hashi and Madara become roommates after the Fourth Shinobi War. Crack. AU. fem Hashirama/Madara, Obito/Rin in later chapters. Mature content marked. Complete.

30. In Case It's Not Clear

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"For the record, Nii-san, I could have easily subdued her. But she's my niece, I didn't want to hurt her."

A beat.

"Your eyes are bleeding."

"You need to start paying me to babysit!"

"...Sorry."