The TV screen flashed static and a peculiar logo with a top hat appeared. It switched to a room with large windows that was mostly white and blue with bits of brown and yellow here and there. Behind a desk sat a person. He wore a white suit with blue tie, gray undershirt and a large, white top hat. His skin was light gray, had a monocle, no visible nose or ears. He was smiling, his teeth were a bit too sharp to be human and he was looking nervous.
"Hello! Fellow heroes and dear civilians! Let me introduce myself! I am White Hat." He stood up from behind the desk and fixed his white suit "I am really thankful that you are giving me a bit of your precious time."
He started walking to the right, towards a small pedestal with a round device on it.
"Do you have problems with villains or just want you and those dear to you to be safe without hurting anybody? I have the perfect thing for you!" he lifted the device from its place "Dr. Slug! Can you please come here and introduce your device to the viewers?"
With a lot of grumbling, a lanky guy dressed in black pants, dark blue shirt, black lab coat and red gloves. He wore a paper bag on his head and goggles.
"Come on, smile a bit for the camera." – White Hat tried to cheer him up, unsuccessfully.
"Let's get this over with!" he almost shouted "So, this device you made me make is a sleeping device. It can put everyone to sleep almost instantly."
"I see…" White Hat pressed the red button "Now, where do I point it? Or do I throw it?"
"You fool!" Slug screeched "It's a sleeping device! When you press the button, everybody in radius will-"
The device sent out an energy wave and both crumbled to the ground.
….
The doors creaked and a girl in pink hoodie, sky blue leggings, glitter-covered sneakers and unicorn hat came in. Her skin was fair, her hair was a mix of pastel blue and cotton candy pink, also her two eyes were different colors- one green, the other yellow.
"Whoa!" she took a big slurp of a slushie and ran to the doctor "He knocked himself out! Hahaha!" – she giggled.
She then went to the camera and almost smooshed her face in it.
"Is this thing still on?" she flipped it and spun it around a bit "I just can't figure these big, expensive cameras. Aha! It must still be on!"
She set the camera down and moved it so it filmed Slug. She took out a red marker and started drawing an ugly female face with thick lips on his bag. She took a few pictures of White Hat and made funny faces at Slug until he stirred. She booked it out of the room after that.
…
"CLEMEMCIAAAAAAA!" – Slug's shout echoed through the whole manor.
He was mad and was determined to catch the girl that dared to make fun of him on TV!
"Haha! Young people sure have a lot of energy!" – White Hat sat in the living room as he sipped tea, the perfect image of a gentleman.
"Grrr…" – 606 grumbled as he took a broom with him.
(See Heroic AU for how the characters would look.)