The White Hat logo flashed on the screen and Clemencia appeared on the screen in a cloud of glitter.
"HEEEEEEELOOOOOOOO WORLD! It's me, yours truly Clemencia!" she took out a party whistle and blew it "I am with you today to advertise the solution to your problems! Is that right, boss?"
A sock puppet of White Hat popped in front of the screen.
"Of course! My trusted and dearest assistant! You look great today."
"Oh, you flatter me too much!" she blushed and put away the puppet "Does your day seem gloomy?"
606 passed by the door and grumbled as she included him in the video.
"Do you desperately need a smile? Something to lighten the mood or help you with your work? I present to you… MYSELF!" – she pointed with her thumb.
She spun and made several poses in front of the camera.
"Clemencia! She can clean, do the laundry, wash the dishes and many more household chores!" *pictures of her in an apron doing the stuff*
"She can also walk the dog, watch the kids and tend to your garden!" *a short video of her feeding a giant carnivorous plant with bunny ears some chicken*
Just then Dr. Slug and White Hat passed by the door.
"What the hell is she-MMMH!"
White hat quickly restrained Slug and put a hand on his mouth.
"Shh… Let her shine for a bit! It would be rude to interrupt her." – White Hat spoke gently, looking at the girl fondly.
"MOREOVER!" she continued with even more guts "We offer special services for Heroes! If you are troubled by a persistent Villain but are just too busy saving the day, Clemencia can help you!" *Clemencia saluting while wearing a soldier's helmet on top of her unicorn cap*
"As fast as a cheetah!" *Clemencia chasing a speeding ice-cream druck*
"As silent as a wolf!" *Clemencia sneaking behind a fly and catching it with her bare hands*
"A super-agent able to accomplish many tasks!" *BOOOOOM!, Clemencia sits up from the crater "I'm OKAY!" *
"Hiyah!" she made a Kung Fu pose "I will beat ya! Hiyah!"
The tablet in Slug's arms beeped. He struggled out of White Hat's grasp and looked at it.
"Impossible! How could so many orders come in for that pink thing?!" – he watched shocked at the number of people wanting Clemencia's services.
"You did great!" – White Hat gave her thumbs up.
"Call us!" – she winked at the camera.
The transmission ended.
…..
"Hmm… Interesting." a male voice drawled "Quite intriguing…"
His voice was low and deep, a bit scratchy. The room he was in has dark, not only were the curtains closed but the room was full of dark colored, mostly blacks, grays and reds. A printer came to life and printed a picture of White Hat. The man's gloved right hand picked it up and pinned it on a cork board. There were other pictures, documents, newspaper clippings and even a piece of white cloth.
"Soon… we will meet again, old friend…"
