Once upon a time, not so long ago, Len Kagamine lost his dick. He approached his sister, and asked for help.

"Rin, help me find my dick!"

And they looked, over the hills and under the sea, without much luck, where could his dick be?

They found Hatsune Miku staring into the fridge.

"Miku, help us find Len's dick!"

And they searched, under the floorboards and inside the sink, Kaito was seen then having a drink.

"Kaito, we need to find Len's dick!"

And they scouted inside the river and beside the wall, only to find not one thing at all.

Meiko was drunk and hugging a rod, but awoke to the sound of despair.

"We searched everywhere and couldn't find Len's dick."

But it turns out that Meiko wasn't hugging a rod.

It was Len's dick!

Len was happy again, with their journey now complete, and all that's left to say by me is so long, bye, and YEET!