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"YOOOOOOOOOSH! Get ready for the ultimate team! Me and Fuzzy Eyebrows Sensei and Old Man Madara, dattebayo!"
"Once again, in the springtime of youth!" Gai says, and he and Naruto chest bump each other.
Madara stares at them. "I am in hell," Madara says.
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"Sensei!" Lee's face is a waterfall of tears and snot, his lower lip trembling and his buggy eyes streaming. "Why can't I be on your team, Sensei?!"
"Worry not, my adorable pupil!" Gai throws an arm around Lee. "After this mission, we will continue to train!"
"Alright! I got the snacks, dattebayo! And the map, and the mission objectives, and-" Naruto pats his pockets. "Oh crap! Where are the mission objectives?!"
Madara gives them a withering look and holds up the pamphlet. Gai grabs it from him. "Ha ha! Looks like our resident grumpy grump is contributing!"
"Touch me and you will lose that hand," Madara says, just as Gai is about to clap him on the back. Gai and Naruto look at each other.
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"Madara-ojiichan. How come you're always in a bad mood, dattebayo?"
Naruto is walking with his hands behind his head, while Gai is running around in circles around them, counting reps and punching the air. Madara gives Naruto a pointed look. "You really need me to answer that question?"
"Is it 'cuz you miss your kids? 'Cuz I heard from Kakashi-sensei that you're pretty much a house husband, and-"
"Do the both of you wish to die? Because I can make that a reality," Madara says.
Gai starts shadow boxing. Madara glares.