Me: Wow, no imaginator guy, well that was interesting! I'm free again! Seriously though, let's get into this chapter!
6:00 am came around, and It was almost time for school...again.
They both were still asleep, and the alarm clock was ticking slowly.
In about 15 minutes, Daisy's mom was checking the bedroom, and she saw Funky Kong sleeping with Daisy.
Daisy's mom: Umm, I'm just gonna back away now.
At 6:35…
Funky was still asleep, and Daisy started to wake up.
Daisy: Funky, wake up!
Funky slowly opened his eyes and looked at Daisy, who was sitting on top of him and looking down at him.
Funky: Dude, it's 6:30, why are we up this early?
Daisy: It's school today silly!
Funky: Oh, ok. [grunts and gets out of bed]
Funky had his eyes squinched open, and looked for the nearest bathroom in Daisy's house.
Daisy: Funky, where are you going?
Funky: To the bathroom.
Daisy: Ok, hurry back though, I don't want Mom seeing you in there.
Funky: Ok.
[2 min later…]
Funky returned from his break, and Daisy walked him to the bathroom with a shower, and they both got ready for school.
Funky put on his collared Plague Shirt and his vests that he always carries around. Then, he slowly groomed his fur and combed his hair back. And left his bandana off this time to look more natural and groomed.
Next, he put on man's deodorant and men's fragrance level 10 and waited on Daisy at the stairs.
Daisy put on a little bit of makeup, lipstick, and a little bit of mascara. Next, she put on perfume and a sleek middle school outfit.
Soon, Daisy's mom walked upstairs and saw Daisy and Funky Kong leaning over the banister.
Daisy's MOM: Daisy, who is this?
Daisy: Uhm, he's my friend from school/BF, um why?
Daisy's MOM: Well, I mean he is well-groomed, and has nice hair, and smells of flowers that just blossomed.
Funky Kong: Well, I do take that as a compliment I suppose.
Daisy's MOM: And his voice! Daisy, this guy is all yours!
Daisy: Thank you, Mom!
At the garage…
Funky Kong and Daisy git in Funky Kong's Flame Flyer and Funky drove Daisy to school and parked his vehicle in the parking lot like always.
Funky: You know, I kinda like rainy days.
Daisy: Me too, Funky.
Funky and Daisy said hi to Mrs. Toad, and walked into the main building.
When they got to class...
Drybones: Koopa, I already told you this, the candy's mine!
Koopa: Please, I'm your friend!
Drybones: UGH, FINE!
Funky: Yoyoyo! It's the one the only FunkyKong!
Daisy:[laughs]
Drybones: Oh, Hi FunkyKong, and Daisy!
Daisy: Hi!
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[bell rings]
After they walked into class…
Funky and Daisy sat down and waited for the teacher, Funky put his arm around Daisy and everyone was looking their way.
Luigi: Um, Funky and Daisy why are you guys...um nvm.
Drybones: Luigi what are you talking about?
Luigi: LOOK!
Drybones: Ohh…
LATER…
The teacher came in and started quickly before lunch on math.
Mr. Lakitu: Alright, so what's 4.56 minus 1.120004?
Koopa: 3.439996
Mr. Lakitu: So you DID study! Oh my, Koopa. You've proved the class and ME wrong!
Koopa: [scoffs]
Mr. Lakitu: Alright next question, what is 3.14159790009 - 4.2233009874?
Funky and Daisy: -1.08170309
Mr. Lakitu: Oh my, you guys are smarties! Alright, so Funky your pretty stern for a guy your age right?
Funky: Yes
Mr. Lakitu: Alright, can you go tell Mario out there to get his butt in the classroom before he goes to the ooffice?
Funky: Alright.
Funky Kong went out in the hall and yelled at Mario.
Funky Kong: MARIO, GET YOUR STUPID FAT BUTT IN HERE OR ELSE YOUR GOING TO THE FREKING OOFFICE! NOW!
Mario hastily got in class after that and didn't say anything.
At lunch...
Funky Kong was sitting next to Daisy and Rosalina, and across from them was Yoshi, Drybones, Koopa, and Luigi and Peach.
Toad was sitting with Toadette.
Funky: Jeez! Fortnite is hard! Can't even get a single freking edit in without getting one pumped man!
Daisy: Me too! This guy is level 238 man, we're only in the 130s!
Drybones: Don't worry, I and Koopa are 100% sweats, we know how to get down in the ground.
Daisy and Funky: Thanks...
Drybones: Oh no! I'm down! Koopa, win for me there are 3 ppl left!
Koopa: Im trying!
Funky and Daisy: [hold each other while watching their end of the fortnite game]
Peach: Dang, you guys hug a lot, don't ya?
Funky[panting]: That's not what matters now, we need to win!
Daisy[panting]: Yeah!
Drybones: 2 people left! You can do it!
Koopa one pumped the kid that was grappling up to him.
Funky, Daisy, and Drybones: YAAAY!
Funky and Daisy hugged each other in joy.
Drybones: Hug count activated!
Mr. Lakitu: Alright! Clean up, and line up for recess!
After the cleanup session...
Everyone lined up in their specific order.
During recess...
Funky and Daisy got sweaty quickly, and Drybones fell out before Funky kong and Daisy did.
Funky[panting]: Too...hot...out...side...
Drybones: can't...breathe...aahhhh...
They all got taken a trip to the ooffice to chill out, then they headed back to class with the others.
The teacher left the room to do some stuff, so Mario had the perfect time to stir up some trouble.
Mario: Hey, drybones, why don't you tell Funky and Daisy that they look like throwaways! HA!
Koopa: Look, Mario, I'm not about to go psycho mode on you again, quit it!
Mario: No! Daisy is a piece of crap altogether!
Funky and Daisy walked over to Mario with angry faces.
Daisy: Mario, STOP!
Mario: You can't be over here! GET AWAY FROM ME TRASHCAN!
Daisy: Oh I get it, your saying I look like a trashcan? Look at your fat self in the mirror, Mario!
Mario: Daisy, the mirror shatters when either of you looks in the mirror.
Funky: NOT TRUE!
Mario: IS TOO!
Daisy: Mario, stop! You're gonna go to the ooffice again!
Mario: Daisy, you are just an obnoxious baby that cries over the stupidest things!
Daisy[high pitched]: WHAT?
Daisy had tears flowing down her eyes as Mario got in her face.
Mario: Daisy, nobody cares about you, and nobody loves you, and nobody even wants to see your ugly face! GO
AWAY!
Daisy[crying]: wha- HOW COULD YOU!
Mario: BOOHOO DAISY! BOOHOO WAAHAHA! Like I CARE! YOU ARE TOO SOFT TO BE A TOMBOY!
[class gasps]
Daisy ran out of the room crying, and Funky tried to run after her.
Funky: Daisy, wait!
Funky looked at Mario, and he was about to yeet him out the window.
Funky: MARIO, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT PEOPLE'S RCEE HERE! THAT'S AGAINST THE LAW!
Mario: Who gives A -
[class gasps]
Mr. Lakitu came in and saw Funky in Mario's face.
Mr. Lakitu: What is going on here?
Funky: Well as you can see, Mario said mean things to Daisy and did something illegal.
Mr. Lakitu: What he do?
Funky: He said that Daisy is an obnoxious baby that cries over stupid things, and he also said that nobody cares about her, and nobody loves her.
Mr. Lakitu: Oh my gosh!
Funky: And he said, that she's too soft to be a tomboy, which is illegal.
Mario: HEHE that's not what happened?
Mr. Lakitu: THEN WHAT DID?
Mario: So I went into oofer world right and the-
Mr. Lakitu: To the ooffice Mario!
Mario: But-
Mr. Lakitu: IDC NOW!
Mario went down to the ooffice and sat far from Daisy who was still crying and her mascara was leaking from her eyes.
Mr. Lakitu: Funky, can you check on Daisy?
Funky: Sure!
Funky yeeted himself through the walls, and nad morphed into the ooffice and sat down next to Daisy on the 2 seated couch, and Daisy hopped into his arms and cried in his arms.
Mario saw Funky Kong hugging Daisy, and the ooffice keeper allowed anything.
Mario: W-Why?
Office keeper: Well, you were the cause of it, so watch it!
Mario: UGH FINE!
Daisy cried harder in Funky's arms, and she started moaning a little bit.
Daisy[please don't let go!] PLEASE!
Funky: Don't worry, I got ya. Let it all out, Daisy.
Funky hugged Daisy tighter and got mascara allover Funky's outfit, but he didn't care and was gonna wash it out at his house.
Daisy had to let it go one way or another, she could just see blackness and she sunk further into Funky, and never stopped.
D# C# D#9/7 WHAT? WHAT THE FU-?