This story idea is stupid. That's all there is to say about it. Also, I have never watched My Hero Academia.
Having waited all night outside the cold and unforgiving cement walls of the 20th Ward's local Walmart, which was the first actual Walmart established in Japan, Deku finally arrived inside the supermarket through the crowds of people swarming inside the establishment.
Like feral beasts, they all swarmed and attacked one another for the latest gaming consoles. However, after having to battle and out-wit his way through rows and rows of ravenous shoppers, Deku finally arrived the aisle containing the last PlayStation 5.
However, just before Deku could take another step forward, he was greeted by the sight of one of Bikini Bottom's top competitive gamers of all time: Mr. Eugene Krabs.
"Argh, what do ye think you're doing there, boy?!" Mr. Krabs asked menacingly, as he took a step closer toward where the last PlayStation 5 sat.
"I'm here to buy it, sir! I need this game right now," Deku said as respectfully as he could, before earning himself a disgruntled grunt from the old cheapskate.
"Boy, if yer so desperate fer that console, why don't ya go get yourself some fuckin' women? You can have my wife or anythin' else you want! In fact, why don't ya go fuck your mom?! She's downstairs in the Krusty Krab waitin' on you right now!" Mr. Krabs said vulgarly, before making a crude gesture at Deku.
More outraged than confused as to why Mr. Krabs felt the need to insult him and his mother, Deku decided that very moment that he had enough of the old crab. "Why you old pervert! I'll tear off your crab claw!" Deku shouted, charging him with his fists up.
"Yer gonna regret that, boy!" Mr. Krabs threatened, pulling out a knife and swinging it in an arc in front of him to deflect Deku's attack.
Deku, to his credit, blocked the attack before sending a right hook out that smashed right into Mr. Krabs's face. Mr. Krabs fell back, dropping the knife in the process, before reaching up to hold his cheek.
Before Deku could reach for the knife, Mr. Krabs performed a cartwheel kick as he got back up from the floor. And, of course, Deku missed trying to punch him.
As the two gamers positioned themselves to be facing one another, it was then that Mr. Krabs pulled out a lighter and lit a cigarette as he spoke.
"You ever play 'Spike' when you were a kid, lad?" he asked, still holding his face.
"No fucking clue what you're talking about," Deku admitted.
"You are soooooo missing out, boy. It's one of the greatest games ever made. Even better than 'Mario Brothers'. You should really play 'Spike', it..."
"I'm gonna burn your ass, ya old pervert! I'm gonna-"
Mr. Krabs interrupted Deku as he blew a smoke ring in his direction. Not wanting to waste another second listening to this madman, Deku charged again immediately. Deku tried to punch Mr. Krabs right in the face again, but the old crab quickly ducked and kicked him instead.
Deku fell forward and Mr. Krabs immediately dropped the lighter and cigarette and stomped on them. The flame went out immediately, and the cigarette end broke into several pieces as it rolled away.
"Ha-ha! Look at you, lad! Yer so distracted by anger, that you can barely concentrate! That's a good lad... Now, say hello to my little friend!" Mr. Krabs said, as he drew a small pistol from his belt.
Deku, already on the defensive due to Mr. Krabs' constant taunts and jabs, immediately started backing away from him in fear.
"This'll be a mercy killing, lad. I'm a fair man. I just need to pop this bit of shell into this pretty little hole and yer life will be much more pleasant," Mr. Krabs said, licking his lips.
Out of nowhere, Spongebob appeared and started yelling and jumping around. "My boi! My boi! You're gonna kill my boy, you sick fuck! Look out, boy! He's armed!" Spongebob yelled, pointing at Mr. Krabs.
It was apparent by the usually cartoonish and happy-go-lucky sponge's now disheveled appearance that he had fallen on hard times, and was currently more than likely fiending out of his mind off ketamine.
'That would explain a lot, actually…' Deku thought to himself, as he stood by to witness the madness going down before him.
Spongebob looked very excited. So excited in fact, that he was derailing Deku's focus from getting away from Mr. Krabs.
"Get back, Spongebob! Get back!" Mr. Krabs continued to yell, still aiming his piece at the both of them.
"What a nice pair of tits you have steppin' out today, Hans. A real pair of Ds. I can see your son's loving this," Spongebob said, licking his lips.
Deku didn't know what the was going on anymore. This was all too much.
"Plug him in! Plug him in, ya fuckin' crab!" Spongebob yelled hysterically at the old crustacean.
Mr. Krabs turned his attention solely to Spongebob, putting the gun in his face and looking hurt. "Spongebob, what's all about?" he whined.
"You know damn well what about, ya fuckin' idiot! My boi's in danger! You're gonna kill him!"
"Nonsense, lad. Yer… Yer not right in the head, lad... Argh… I'll be speedin' up the process a bit, it would seem," Mr. Krabs said, before kicking Spongebob in the stomach and sending him flying into the wall.
"No! No! My boi! No! My boi!" Spongebob screamed.
Mr. Krabs walked over to where Spongebob was still lying on the ground and kicked him in the side of his head.
"Stop yer whinin', boy. SpongeBob, do you remember what I did to your friend Patrick?" he asked, raising the gun again as SpongeBob nodded slowly.
"Yes... Yes I do," he said in a low voice.
"Well, it's nighty night, boy. I'm gonna do the same to you," Mr. Krabs said, as he pointed his gun at Spongebob's head before pulling the trigger.
Spongebob's brains splattered on the wall behind him as he gargled on his own blood and died.
Mr Krabs lowered the gun and let out a sigh. "I'm sorry lad. Really I am, but that's the way it is," Mr. Krabs said to the spongy corpse, before reaching into his pocket to pull out a small black box to open it.
Inside was a small, black diamond ring. He took it out and slipped it on Spongebob's finger.
"I'm sorry lad. Real sorry. But what can ya do, I'm afraid," Mr. Krabs said, as he apologized again through the solemn agony he felt in his soul.
Mr. Krab then put away the box again and put his gun back on his side-arm. He then picked up the diamond ring and dropped it in his pocket. He took a deep breath before turning around and walking out of the aisle, and then the Walmart.
Deku opened his eyes, dazed. He looked at Spongebb's body, and then around at the blood-stained aisle he was now alone in.
Having decided that he was going to need therapy, Deku carefully walked over Spongebob's body to retrieve the PlayStation 5 that Mr. Krabs forgot about. He held the box under his arm and walked slowly out of the store, wondering what he should do now.
Calling for a taxi, Deku stepped into the back of the vehicle with his PlayStation 5 tucked underneath his arm. He was on his way home, but he had no idea what he was going to do there.
Because after all that went down in that Walmart, Deku had accidentally forgotten to get a controller to play the console. As a result, he had no idea what games were even on it.
He had no idea whether or not the console was even worth getting, because it was then that Deku remembered that he didn't even like playing video games.
The End.