A tangled web we cut
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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My first few... 'attempts' to just defeat one of Hekapoo's clones...did not go well." Conceded Marco.
Hekapoo chuckled, "That's putting it mildly..."
...years ago...
SNEAK ATTACK!
Shouts Marco as he jumps from above-
CRACK!
And gets rewarded with a smack to the nuts...
"Really? You shouted, 'sneak attack?" Asked the clone incredulously.
Marco just groans...
...later...
A Hekapoo clone leisurely walks through a jungle-
FWOOM!
And burns Marco as he silently tries to get the drop on him, "Better." She states flatly and keeps walking...
...Much later...
Hekapoo clone 537 eats a sandwich happily, "This kind of poison might work on lesser demons but not someone of my stature." She says out loud while continuing to eat the poisoned sandwich without pause or really even opening her mouth.
"Dang it." Says Marco out loud from behind a bush, then quickly covers his mouth realizing he just gave his position away-
FWOOM!
...Much, much later...
Marco groaned as his aching nude body slide itself into the hot spring. He pants exhausted, "Okay...I'll call it a day...resume the hunt tomorrow when I've recuperated. Man, I'm so glad there was a naturally occurring spring nearby-
"It actually, isn't." Said a familiar voice, Marco gulped and turned around to see a naked heekapoo clone scrubbing herself in the water- the intense heat of her body being the true source of the hot springs heat -Marco quickly tried to reach for his clothes-
FWOOM!
-Only to see them all reduced to cinders. "Why don't you just sit down and stay ahile?" Asked the clone suggestively as she sauntered forward unashamed of her nudity-
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"EWW! DAD! We don't want to hear about stuff like that!" Shouts Lori.
"You sure? I spent the next year chasing his cute naked butt and burning both his clothes and pubic hair." Said Heekpoo fondly.
Marco sighed...he'd been arrested and flogged multiple times across multiple dimensions for 'indecent exposure'...still, made his comeback the 5 years after THAT all the sweeter.
Lisa sighed and stood up, "At the risk of forcing my already queasy siblings to endure more of this, I think it be best if we speed this along. She the whips out a gun and zaps Star in the head.
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"again with hitting my bald spot!" Shouts Marco as he rubs the spot on his head that Hekapoo had burnt through.
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Marco stabbed the Mexican vampire in the heart...
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"I AM THE GREAT AND MIGHTY POO!" Shouts the scatological nightmare that attacked Marco.
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Marco helped the infant dragon escape the upside down city just as a the demonic and grinning moon fell from the sky and killed everyone the poor guy had ever know and loved...
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"By this sword do you promise to vanquish the demon Hekpoo?" Asked the inquisitor as he handed the grand blade to their star pupil.
...Nah, I'm staring to like her." Said Marco as he lopped off the inquisitors head...
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Star spasmed on the floor as all the memories were downloaded into her cerebellum. With no other options, they put her to bed and punished Lisa...
Tomorrow...tomorrow they'd decide things...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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