Author's Note: A parody of Honest Trailers using my personal favourite movie.
A shot of the doll factory
From the studio that brought you such not kid friendly flicks as - The Happytime Murders, Bad Moms, and Their Finest - brings us the original, not at all related to Toy Story family film, the very kid friendly, Trolls - uh, I mean -
The logo
Uglydolls!
A shot of Moxy and Lucky Bat
Follow the story of Moxy, a christian in a world of atheists, who wants to go to the afterlife, a wonderful land filled with loads and loads of kids. That's actually pretty creepy. I'mma call the cops. Seriously, this is for kids.
Shots of the Uglydolls in the pipe, Perfection, Lou, and Mandy and Moxy
With her and her not so Christian friends, they go to Perfection, a neighboring town with a Justin Bieber rip-off Hitler/Trump, where Moxy ditches her green rabbit boyfriend to become a homosexual in love with a Perfection doll - not that there's anything wrong with that - and they must learn to live and love again. Have an adventure with this ugly freaks, and get cursed with liking them over time in spite of their ugly faces, and watch one of them commit SUICIDE! Suicide, suicide. For kids.
Various shots from Uglydolls and Trolls
Watch a crafted paradise of animation and cuteness, and although Trolls also have a craftbook look, a pink heroine, is based off of a toyline and is a CGI animated movie, the difference is, Uglydolls was released in 2019.
Various shots of Uglydolls
If you wanna see a movie that's rated PG that has nudity, nightmare fuel, kidnapping, suicide, groin attacks, and near death experiences, Uglydolls is the film for you! Definitely for kids! No adult themes! At all! Right? RIGHT?
Starring
Poppy in Pink - Moxy
Donadolf Hiltrump - Lou
What's Up, Ox - Ox
Four Eyes - Mandy
Six Eyes - Tray
Babtrick Star - Babo
The Second or Third Day of the Week - Tuesday
Now You See Cape, Now You Don't - Lucky Bat
Tim Burton Brand Garbage Can - the Recycler
Aretha Baklin - Wage
Lydia Deetz - Lydia
Batman Begins' Director - Nolan
Oliver Oyl - Oliver
Here, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty! - Kitty
Pitblue - Uglydog
And
False Advertising - Wedgehead
I Ugly Have Dolls for You
Fun fact: the guy who directed this died earlier this year. How sad.