Roses are red and Violets are blue, one day we'll cruise down blood gulch avenue.
Tucker woke up to someone screaming his name.
"Hey Tucker!" Church yelled as he knocked on Tucker's door. Tucker got up, put on a shirt and
walked to the door.
"What the hell do you want dude, why are you screaming my name, ha bow chicka bow wow,
it's like six in the morning" Tucker asked, still drowsy from waking up.
"Shut up man anyway, first of all it's three in the afternoon, second of all your ex just dropped
your kid off for the weekend and third of all your pathetic dude" church said as he walked away
shaking his head.
"Ya I know, I know".
Tucker walked to the living room to find where junior was at.
"Hey junior, where are you buddy!" Tucker yelled as he walked in the kitchen to grab a banana
off the counter.
"Right here, and I asked you to stop calling me buddy. I'm too old for that crap" junior said as he
sat on the couch and turned the Xbox on.
"Well you know you used to love it when you were a kid, now you're starting to be like me"
Tucker said as he ate his banana " but hey, who wouldn't want to be like me, I'm cool right?"
Junior looked at his dad and sighed "ya dad I guess you're pretty cool, hey when is caboose
going to get back from work?" Junior asked curiously.
" Pffff, why would you want to know that, he's annoying, stupid, and irresponsible!" Tucker said
as he started walking away
"So kinda like you dad" junior said with a smirk on his face.
"Pffff" Tucker said as he walked away.
Caboose was driving when he started to get a phone call from someone.
"Huh aw shoot where is it!?" Caboose said as he scrambled to find his phone.
"Oh come on, where is it!?".
Caboose looked up after looking for his phone and noticed he was getting close to a red light.
Caboose started to slow down and unbuckled his seat belt and started looking for his phone
under his seat.
"Finally, I found it!" Caboose yelled as he noticed the green light, and started to hear cars
honking. " Uh oh, I'M SORRY EVERYONE, I'M SORRY!" Caboose yelled as he got back in his
car and started to drive. Caboose buckled his seat belt and looked at his phone.
" Huh, three missed calls from church? Weird I should call him back". Caboose started to open
his phone app and dialed church.
"Uh, this is church or whatever, leave a message I guess or don't". Caboose put his phone
down and thought to himself ' "well I'm close to the house anyway, I could just ask what's going
on". Caboose started to pull into his driveway while grabbing his bag from the passenger seat and
started to park his car.
"Well now let's see what church wanted"
Caboose walked towards the door and put his key into the door, turned the key and walked into
the house.
"Woah what the heck happened!?" Caboose yelled as he stared at the trashed house.
caboose looked around his trashed house in awe. There was trash, laundry and dishes
everywhere.
"Um what happened here?" Caboose said as he put his bag on the floor and walked around the
house looking for anyone.
"Um, church?" Caboose yelled as he walked towards church's room.
"Caboose, thank God your home, we need you!" Tucker said as he grabbed caboose shoulders
and swung him around.
"Ok so long story short, I had a party when I sent junior to his friends house but church called
me and said "make sure the house is decent, I'm bringing my sister " Caboose looked surprised
at first but quickly complied with what he knew he had to do.
"Don't worry I think I know a guy" caboose said as he smirked.
Caboose grabbed his phone and dialed a number from his phone and waited.
"Um, caboose who are you calling?" Tucker asked as he waited for caboose to get off the
phone.
"Shh, this is important tucker" caboose said as he the phone rang.
"Hi, how are you!I've been good, got off work about 20 minutes ago. Ya, hey do you have time
to come over? I could use your expertise!" Caboose said as he started to walk to the door.
Caboose opened the door and was greeted by one of his closest friends.
"Caboose! How have you been buddy what do you got for me today!" Donut said as he put his
cleaning supplies down.
Caboose invited donut inside and showed him all the rooms and how bad they were.
"Can you do it donut?" Caboose asked as donut was looking around the living room.
"Ya seems pretty easy, griff makes bigger mess's all the time! This will be a piece of cake!"
Donut said as he put his stuff on the coffee table and got to work.
"Um, do you need any help donut?" Cabooses asked as he looked around with donut.
"Oh don't worry about me, but can you do me a favour and tell Sarge I'm at your place?" Donut
asked hesitantly.
Caboose paused for a second in hesitation
"Sure what could go wrong?".
Meanwhile at the red house next door…
"SIMMONS!" yelled Sarge as he walked around their shared house. "Where in the blaze's is my
tie!' Sarge yelled as he looked for the man in glasses. "SIMMONS" he paused for a moment,
"Simmons? Where are you boy!" Sarge had looked all over the house he even asked the
useless lazy ass,
Earlier…
"HEY FATASS, WHERE'S SIMMONS!?" Sarge yelled as he walked up to grifs room.
"Why the hell would I know!?, I'm not his fucking babysitter!" Grif yelled back as he opened his
door to argue with Sarge.
"Where the hell is that boy?, I've been looking for him all day" Sarge was stumped. He looked all
around the house and couldn't find him, his car was still in the driveway so he couldn't be at
work or the store.
"Hmm maybe I should-" as soon as Sarge was about to finish his thought Simmons bursts
through the door yelling
"Help me Sarge!" As he ran past Sarge and towards the back yard.
What the hell is happening?" Sarge asked as he saw his neighbor run through the door after
Simmons.
"Where is he, where is that son of bitch!?" The neighbor asked as he looked around
"Uh who wants to know?" Sarge asked as he looked toward the backyard.
"Uh I do obviously!" The neighbor yelled. Sarge looked puzzled and was still wondering what was going on.
"Wait there he goes!, See ya old man!" The neighbor ran out the backyard door and chased
Simmons down the next block.
"Uh Simmons do you know where my tie is!, ah forget it I'll just buy a new one" Sarge said
sounding defeated.
Simmons was running for his life. He had been running for almost twenty minutes after he ran
through the red house he called home.
"Oh god why did I say that?!" Simmons yelled as he ran
from his neighbor.
"Come back here you little red shit!" The neighbor yelled as he ran after
simmons.
"Next time think about calling my sister a cow!" Said the neighbor as they both turned a corner and hit a dead end.
" Okay let's talk about this ya!?" Simmons pleaded desperately.
"No man, time for talking is over, you called my sister a cow!" Just then the neighbor's friend
showed up.
"Actually I think he called her a slut!"
"Tucker what are you doing here I told you to clean up the house before my sister showed up,
but I guess this asshole gave you more time huh!?"
Tucker looked at his friend church, nodded his head and laughed "bro this guy couldn't last five seconds with you, cut him some slack, who knows maybe he could like owe you one or something maybe he can helpus out?"
Church looked at his friend and back at simmons hmph I guess you're right he wouldn't last but he looks smart, you know the nerd type" church said as he started to walk away
"Hey my name's Simmons by the way!" Simmons said as he watched the two guys walk away
"Uh huh sure thing dick!" The two yelled walking away laughing
"Uh it's Simmons" he whispered under his breath.