WAKFU FF1-1

Asis walked across the majestic streets of gold, entering the palace. His short, brown hair was unkept, his shirt was stretched and torn in some places. His right arm was leaking Iccor1, and his purple eyes watched with precision, seeing several variants of the same picture at once. His physic was in perfect form, with a few scars that would intrigue the most experienced fighters. His black headband wrapped around his forehead, with a white congruent sign at the center.

This was not his true form, but it was the one he loved the most. The one he had found love with, the one he had found friendship with. The form Asis had when he was mortal.

He walked down the white-marble halls, feeling accomplished, and eager to see He Who Is Above All. Asis took a deep breath, before pushing the Jade throne doors open, and walked to the thrones that sat a light year away. Even with the distance, Asis could make out the bright light of the one who sat on it, The One Who Commands All. Asis blinked to the throne, causing the Seraphim and Cherebum to move in defensively.

Asis chose not to make a scene and knealt, "You, Who is King of All Things, and King of Kings. I have completed the task assigned. The gods have been replaced, and the mortals shall enjoy a period of prosperity, though I can not vouch for how long."

The One Who Rules Over All probably already knew the message, but Asis still preferred to deliver it in person.

Suddenly, an angel appeared before Asis, "This is good, The Great Councilor is pleased. He has another task for you."

Asis was a little shocked that he would need to be deployed again so soon. "What is his command?"

A scroll appeared before the angel, " There is universe with incredibly rapid spikes of energy. You are to audit it, and you may use discretionary judgement on the gods of the realm."

Asis nodded, "I shall arrive the day of their meeting."

The angel blinked back above the One Who is Above All, before joining the chorus of praise.

Asis left the throne room, and immediately began to travel.

The gods of the Krosmoz had their annual meeting at the beginning of the new year. They stood at their respective thrones, with only Iop being absent, for obvious reasons. It was honestly more difficult, as Eliatrope perfectly balanced the council, resulting in a lot of stalemates with votes.

Even Xelor would get into disputes with Cra and Enutroph.

The most recent dispute was over the recent flooding.

Osamodas shouted, "I am only speaking the truth. The beasts of the world suffer from the floods of that terrible Ogrest. We need to raise ground, so that the animals may roam freely as before."

Cra stood up in opposition, "The Cra people are already high enough as it is, the mountains can not rise higher."

Enutrof stoked his beard, "Why not, more mountains means more gold. My followers are quite deserving."

Xelor had to object to that notion, "Your followers are nothing more than greedy pigs who seek more wealth than they could use."

Enutrof felt insulted, "Why you're one to talk. At least I have followers!"

Eliatrope spoke up. sHe was small, with the body of a child. The average age of her people. Her reddish hair stuck out of a forest-green cap that was much too large, "It's not a matter of followers, it's a matter of fairness."

Cra smiled, "It would not be fair to force my people into even higher living conditions just to appease-"

She stopped. Someone was intruding on Inglorium. The other gods felt it two.

Enutrof drew his shovel, Xelor fired a blast at the door, Eliatrope and The Great Dragon also fired their blasts also at the door.

Cra drew her bow and fired a volley of arrows. The other gods fired divine beams at the door way, except for Pandara, who simply charged with the beams.

The doorway glowed as a humanoid figure stepped through the portal, only to find energy coming from all sides.

Suddenly a burst of energy emerged in every direction, distorting sound and color.

The only sound that filled the room was that of Asis's footsteps as he approached the throne room. He ducked under a frozen energy arrow before sliding between Eliatrope and the Dragon's frozen blasts.

Asis suddenly stopped and gazed at Eliatrope's face, her determination to stop the intruder. Asis removed the time-freeze from Eliatrope and The Great Dragon, who watched as their attack hit an empty door way.

"Well that was a very warm welcome." Asis laughed with a small smile, causing the two gods to jump.

They immediately recognized him, "it's you." Eliatrope proclaimed in awe.

Asis laughed, "I am here under business, I just need to know where your Accountant is."

Eliatrope sighed, looking at her feet, "Is that all?"

Asis's energy pulse just bounced back. He knew every place in this Palace, every petal on a flower, every inch of marble.

The Great Dragon spoke, "Third door on the left hall of the first floor."

Asis nodded, "Thank you."

He blinked to the room to see the small deity reclining in a chair, who appeared to have been watching some grand adventure through a magic window.

Asis raised his hand with an open palm and unfroze the accountant.

The accountant blinked a few times before kicking the side of the window with his foot. When that didn't work, the small deity kicked a second time.

Asis cleared his throat, causing the accountant to stumble back onto his desk, "You…you're a-"

Asis cut him off, "Yes, yes, I know what I am, don't waste my time. I am here under business."

The Accountant began sweating bullets. He paused for several seconds, breathing heavily before asking, "W- who will be replaced?"

"You're being audited, not removed. I am given full discretion when I am done." Asis stated plainly, looking down on the shell-shocked deity.

The Accountant nodded, slowly turning to grab a key. He waddled over, his sweat still flowing. The Accountant placed the key in a golden trap door, and twisted, revealing a bookcase the size of light years.

Asis nodded before floating down to the most recent book, which was the height of a 10 story building, and two stories in width. Its number read: 987.

Asis's belly began to burn, "ACCOUNTANT!"

The Accountant appeared at his side, wringing his hands nervously, "Yes, how may I be of service?"

Asis growled, "You are missing last year."

Asis clapped his hands as energy pulsed through the room. It pinged back.

Asis felt his eye twitch, "You are missing several years!"

The Accountant locked his fingers nervously, "I must have taken a nap at that time."

Asis glared at him, "For a whole year?"

The deity quickly countered, "gods have slept for longer."

Asis cocked his head, "Well you aren't wrong." He closed his eyes and began to concentrate his energy. The clock began to move backwards, seconds….minutes…hours…days….

Asis's eyes opened, "You somehow slept through a massive energy spike?"

The Accountant began to nod.

Asis growled, "I bet your other years also have high energy spikes."

The Accountant responded with, "Well, I mean it saves you some work. And Its not like it hurts our reputation to have a lack of Energy spikes."

Asis smiled. It wasn't genuine, not at all. It was a smile of immense anger and frustration, "So either you are a really bad Accounting deity, or you happen to get sleepy at the worst times."

Asis raised a finger which began to glow bright with energy, causing a face of pure terror to overtake the deity.

Asis continued, "Can you guess which one is worse?"

The Accountant cried out, " They're both equally bad!" He covered his face, as though it would save him.

Asis felt the energy flow through his finger…but then he stopped and sighed. No sense in destroying him now that the point was made.

Asis growled, "I want last years records, along with any other records you would have happened to fall asleep on. If I don't have it, you can guess what I will do."

The accountant nodded as he opened his palm and book like the others appeared, massive. Asis opened it and began reading silently to himself.

These books were encyclopedias on steroids. Every blade of grass, every bacterium in the wind was recorded in these books. Divided by years, they made life easy, and less energy consuming.

Asis finished the first page in literally no time at all. After all, time has to be passing for reading to take time.

Asis could tell he was going to be in dimension for a while, however, so he called out, "ACCOUNTANT!"

The deity appeared before the last 'T' left his lips, "How may I be of service?"

Asis spoke, not looking up from the book, "I require papyrus and ink."

The Accountant inquired, "Ah, how much paper would you require?" He had a terrified, ready to please smile.

Asis responded calmly, "Just a small bit, enough for a second-grade poem."

The Accountant nodded, "And what color ink would you like?"

….

Asis stopped reading. Did he really just ask what colored ink Asis would want?

Asis raised his head from the book, and pointed a finger close to the Accountant's cheek. Asis fired an energy beam that ripped through an empty shelf, through the foundation to where light was shining through the tiny hole.

The deity was slow to recover from his shock. When the Accountant did, he answered for himself, "I'll surprise you."

Asis gave a hateful smile, "Yes, surprise me."

The Accountant returned shortly afterward with the supplies requested.

Asis began writing his grocery list, all the while turning the pages of the gigantic book with his energy.

Asis got fifty pages in before his eyes started to cross. His muscles were also starting to get sore. Keep time frozen was taking too much energy. Time for a little break, a few hours would have passed anyway.

Asis blinked back to the throne room to find Eliatrope and The Dragon eating a red-speckled sausage. "Is that Edutrof's rare divine sausage?"

Eliatrope smiled, "Yea, he never shares with us, so I just thought I would have a teeny-winy piece. Just this once." She cut a piece of sausage and raised it to her mouth with a fork.

Asis sighed, "Theft is not a very godly trait."

Eliatrope frowned and stopped moving her fork, "Are you gonna make me give it back?"

Asis smirked, "Cut me a piece, will you?"

Eliatrope did as she was asked.

Asis tried the piece. It had too much salt in it, definitely made cheap.

He had what he wanted, So Asis clapped his hands, and time unfroze. Asis waved his right hand and sent out a wave of energy to blast away all of the gods attacks.

The divine beings were stunned, except for Eliatrope, who proclaimed, "Don't bother guys, he's the real deal."

Xelor turned to her, and the gods began to realize what she meant. They all began to sweat, as the fear began to fill their fibers.

Asis smiled, "Well, with introductions out of the way, I will get to business. You are being Audited, and I am reviewing this universe's history to see why. I have a list right here of accommodations that I expect to be fulfilled." Asis held up the sheet of papyrus with the markings on it.

Asis handed Xelor the list, "I expect it to be completed soon enough."

Asis turned around and walked out the doorway, only to be stopped by Enutrof, "W-where are you going?"

Asis smiled, "I was intrigued by a name I found in the history I read, a 'Yugo of the Eliatropes'. I thought I would get some qualitative data. I expect my little residence to be built by the time I get back."

He then opened a portal to the world of Twelve.

Xelor couldn't believe it. An Alatreon2, in his realm. He looked at the list on the paper, and gasped.

Flower gardens, forges? Did just want a-

As he got to the bottom of the page he read, in thick black letters "A palace of multi-colored marble."

Xelor couldn't believe this.

Eliatrope spoke up, "He's here under orders apparently."

Xelor felt more sweat pooling around him.

Asis sat on the small wooden stool, and waited. His torn shirt and vest had been replaced by a casual yellow shirt and brown fur pants.

Finally, Alibert came over and said, "Terribly sorry for the wait, we have been incredibly busy, can I take your order?"

Well it wasn't a lie. There were several people who were dining in the small inn.

Asis smiled, "I will have the special."

Alibert raised an eyebrow, but shrugged. He went back to the kitchen and shouted the order back.

A few minutes later, Asis got his order back. It was a seared fish on a bed of rice with carrots and peppers. He bit into it and was in awe….at how aweful it was. It was hard to force down his throat. The fish was over-cooked, the rice was dry and the carrots…. well they were normal but that didn't stop the other food from overpowering them. They also lacked salt or any form of seasoning.

Asis forced a smile, "its-ah pretty good."

He had full plate of this to eat? Asis thought of something quick, "Is that a rat over by the kitchen?"

Alibert shot up and ran to the counter, which he jumped over to look in the kitchen.

Asis opened a portal, which had a purple hue, but was black at the center with white specs all around, sort of like a night sky.

Asis dumped the dubious food into the portal before flipping the plate back onto the table.

Suddenly a loud crash was heard as a black dragon flew out of the kitchen with a piece of steak. The dragon growled, about how no one would catch him.

Then the dragon and Asis made eye contact.

The dragon slowed down before landing on Asis's table, and glanced at the meat before pushing it towards him.

Asis smiled, "No need, I already ate. What's your name?"

The dragon replied through a grunt, "Grugal."

The dragon flew up and rested on Asis's head.

Asis scratched the dragon's chin.

Suddenly a wail was heard as a little Eliatrope came out. He had white hair and red eyes, and he ran towards Grugal.

Then He saw Asis, and the little Eliatrope stopped crying. He had a few sniffles, but the connection was getting stronger.

Asis had to stop this before the child got too attached, "Run along now, little one."

Grugal growled, "That's just Chibi, he's my whiny little brother."

Chibi began to go back into the kitchen, but stopped and turned back to stare at Asis. Then he began walking back.

Fortunately, Alibert came out, "Grugal, get off of that mister's head, you over grown lizard."

Asis tensed up after hearing a dragon be reduced to 'over grown lizard'.

Grugal snorted, but did as he was told, flying back into the kitchen with his brother.

Alibert came to Asis, "Sorry about that, he doesn't really act like that to most people."

Asis shrugged, "He greeted me like a relative, better than an enemy."

Alibert laughed, "Yep, I-" He noticed the empty plate, "Are you already done?"

Asis stood up, and opened a portal in his palm to manifest a ruby, about the size of a grape, "Yep, I would like to meet the chef."

Alibert tensed up. He eyed Asis warily, "YUGO!" he shouted.

An Eliatrope boy, in a blue hat appeared. Yugo.

Asis smiled, "Hello boy."

Yugo made eye contact with Asis, and tensed up.

Asis spoke, "I must complement the food."

Yugo nodded.

Something wasn't right, He saw this headband wearing muscly dude, and his guard immediately dropped.

This guy seemed too trustworthy for being a complete stranger.

Yugo stared at him, "Thanks for the complement."

The man smiled, "Might I speak with you in private? Outside perhaps?"

Yugo nodded, to Aliberts dismay, "But Yugo, we have orders coming in!"

Yugo turned to his father, "I won't be long hopefully."

Yugo followed the stranger. He had to find out why this guy was so different. Was he magic? Did he have evil intentions?

Yugo couldn't afford to wait; He summoned a portal and fired the [Tofu Toaster].

The beam travel fast, going for the back of the man's head, there seemed to be no way for the stranger to dodge.

Yet for some reason, the tofu toaster seemed to stop and burn a few inches away from the stranger's head, as though it were hitting an invisible wall.

Yugo called out, "That was a warning shot!"

The Stranger replied, "No it wasn't. You had every intention of injuring me."

Yugo tried a different approach, "What do you want? Who are you?"

The stranger responded with, "My name, that would be Asis. What I want, is information."

Yugo got on guard, this guy was going to be tough.

Asis jerked around and Yugo braced….only to be hit in the face by a light blue flower. It was actually pretty, and Yugo was sure Amalia would love it, but why was it thrown?

As though He were reading Yugo's thoughts, Asis said, "It means peace and comfort. I am not here to fight, I just want you to answer some questions. In exchange, I can teach you the Ultimate form of the Eliatropes."

Yugo still had his guard raised, "What do you want to know?"

Asis smiled, "I want to know about the disaster that happened last year."

Iccor- blood of divine or angelic beings.

Alatreon- A being with the power and purpose of destroying gods.

So, this is my little break from RWBY. I might make a series out of this based on reception, but Right now I am just testing the water.