A/N: This chapter isn't much despite the title. You can skip down halfway since the first half has pretty much nothing going on, however...

Where The Fun Begins Part I

"Williams Manor"

Tuesday 14:23 (Same day as last chapter)

Humphrey's P.O.V

"I better not catch you staring at Iris's eyes again like yesterday." Lilly told me as we picked our workout clothes for today's training.

"Seriously? You said that I can look at other girls and besides, you clearly have the best eyes." I said in self-defense.

"I said you can look at them as long as you imagine my face on them, which you didn't by the way. Also, thank you." She said.

"You're welcome. You know you don't have to thank me. It's sort of my job to keep you happy." I chuckled. Lilly frowned as I said this.

"And how many times have I done the opposite to you though?" She asked, pointing at my broken tail.

"It's nothing, really. I understand you got kinda worked up at the time and I'm sorry I yelled at you." I apologised as I zipped my bag.

"You don't have to apologize for my mistakes all the time Humphrey." Lilly told me, sounding even more depressed.

"Aw, don't be like that, Loli." I said, in an attempt to get her to smile. Lilly smirked then started to giggle at the nickname.

"There, that's better." I smiled at her. "I'll get you for that, Humphrey." She told me.

"Looking forward to it." I said to her then kissed her forehead.

Out of no where, something pierced through from the floor below us. Lilly yelped as it hit the ceiling. 'Shakey...' I thought.

I peeked through the small hole in the floor and saw 'suprise, surprise' holding a silenced assault rifle.

"What the hell?" I said then rushed out of the dressing room, leaving my stuff behind.

I rushed down the stairs and found Shakey and Garth with a bunch of gear and weapons in the hallway.

"What the hell was that flying shit?" I asked the two.

"Sorry bud, we just found these in the Wolf Den. You aren't mad though, are you?" Shakey asked me.

"No, I'm not mad. I mean you shot a fucking hole through the floor so why would I be mad? Oh, and Lilly and I are fine by the way, thanks for asking." I said sarcastically.

"Okay, sheesh. You don't have to bitch about it so much." Garth said as he checked out an FN Scar assualt rifle, instantly triggering me. (Pun unintended. Boom, I still got it)

I breathed out from my nose then looked up at the hole above us. 'How are we gonna get that fixed?' I thought.

David walked down the hallway and stared at Garth and Shakey helping themselves to their new toys.

"David, I had nothing to do with it." I told him with my hands up. "Oh, I'm sure you you didn't." He said sarcastically.

"Argh, why waste my breath." I said, storming back up the stairs, leaving Shakey and Garth to their guns.

"I swear, if those two find a rocket launcher, I want Astronomia to play at my funeral. " I said to myself as I walked to my room.

I entered the room then turned towards the dressing room. Lilly immediately jumped up and turned around to face me. I noticed she was holding something shiny behind her back.

I tried looking around her but she l swerved around in the opposite direction. I tried the other side then she did the same.

"Lilly... " I said as I kept trying to peek around her to see what she's holding behind her back. It started to feel like we're playing little game as I tried to get around her and she dodges and goes the other way.

"Gee, isn't this fun?" Lilly asked me, trying to get me stop. "It sure is." I told her then quickly slipped around her. Lilly quickly turned around and backed away from me.

"Humphrey, don't try it." She told me.

Shakey's P.O.V

"Hand me that Dragunov Rifle again." I asked Garth. "The AK that looks like a sniper rifle?" He asked, holding the gun up.

"Yeah." I confirmed then he handed me the right gun for once. "See, you're learning." I said to him jokingly.

"Hey, I'm not a weapons expert like you. Also, HOW do you know so much about guns?" Garth asked me. I waited for a moment then realized he was serious.

"It's simple: video games bro!" I said laughing out loud. He just shook his head at me.

"What? It's true though." I told him as I pulled out the cartridge from the rifle.

"You handle these guns really well for someone who learned guns only through games." Garth narrowed his eyes at me.

"Okay, I also may have done some research.. "

"If I didn't no any better, I'd say you handle these guns from experience." He told me. I sighed then looked away from Garth.

"You know, you're a lot smarter than you look." I told him. "Gee, thanks." He responded sarcastically. "Does Humphrey know your backstory?" He asked me, making it sound like I'm some kind of superhero.

"No but I told Princess the first day she came over to my house. I had a double barrel shottie lying by the front door so it would've been kinda hard to explain it without going into my past a bit." I told him.

"Wow, I wonder..." Garth asked as he sorted the weapons.

"You aren't gonna blackmail me are you?" I asked, playfully aiming the rifle at him.

"Of course not, we're all friends here. Although I do wonder why Humphrey doesn't know. He's your closest friend after all."

I sighed then told Garth my story...

7 strong minutes later

"Wait a minute, you were ten years old when you first held a sniper rifle?!" Garth exclaimed, interrupting me before I said anything about myself holding the gun.

"I think it's best I tell you and everyone else the rest of it another time." I chuckled then put down the Dragunov.

"Nononono, tell me now." He urged. I couldn't continue even if he knew how much it hurt.

"Playing with guns again Sammy?" Princess asked me. "Aw don't call me that Christina." I told her as she brought our bags. We then heard a thump above us.

"You think that they're...?" Princess asked, blushing at the thought.

"Wanna find out?" Garth asked us.

"Nah." I replied but I was kind wondering if Humphrey and Lilly were actually going at it.

Meanwhile...

Humphrey's P.O.V

"C'mon! Lemme see it!" I said, trying to free myself from Lilly's grip as she had me pinned down on the floor.

"I don't know what you're talking about... it's just a-" She stopped herself.

"Just a what?" I asked her, smirking as I said this. Even while not being able to look at her face directly, I could still tell she was blushing.

I tried rolling over but then she pressed her other hand on my shoulder, keeping me on the floor. I got a glance at the shiny object in her hand as she did this. I still didn't fully see what it was but it looked like some kind of jewellery or something but then again, it was only a glance so I wasn't sure.

"Is that a-" I started then Lilly yelped after realizing her mistake. I saw the opportunity and seized it. I rolled over to my left side and got my right arm free, using it to snatch the object out of her hand.

"I win." I told her. I jumped to my feet then ran to the door, thinking I was about to escape Lilly. She grabbed my untied shoelaces, forcing me to fall flat on my face.

"Oh come on." I said after I pushed myself off the floor. I looked at my hands and noticed the mysterious shiny thing wasn't there.

"Please tell me you didn't see what it was." Lilly asked me as she walked around me.

"No?" I answered cautiously, even though I honestly didn't know what I saw. "Really? Are you honest?" She asked, raising a brow at me.

"Okay... now you're making me curious." I grinned. "You've always been curious, silly." She responded, lifting me up to my feet.

"Can I take a look at it now?" I asked her once again.

"Hahahaha, no." Lilly laughed in my face. "Please." I added.

"It's nice that you said please but still no. It's not even ready yet." She refused once more.

"Fine, you mind atleast telling me who's it for?" I asked her.

"It's for you of course." She giggled at me.

"I'm so dumb." I said to myself. "No, don't say that. Your dullness at times makes you perfect just the way you are. You're brave, creative, unconventional and smart most of time but you're also not the brightest bulb when it comes to relationships. Without that I wouldn't be able to call you silly... silly." She laughed.

"That kinda makes me feel a bit better but not all the way." I told her.

"What can I do to make you feel better?" Lilly asked me. I shrugged in response then went to the door.

"I'll do anything to make you feel better." She added on. We all know where this is going, right? (No)

"Anything?" I asked her. She nodded then walked closer towards me. I could use this to my advantage and see what that thing Lilly keeps hiding from me.

'Good... good...' Said a darker voice in my head. I shook it off then let Lilly grab my arm. (Note: Lilly said she would do anything. Humphrey simply asked 'anything?' meaning he didn't ask for any particular thing yet)

'This is all part of the plan.' I thought as I started sweating. 'Or is it?' The darker voice returned Lilly's gonna have my head after this.

'Fuck her, fuck her now!' The darker voice told me. Lilly took off her jacket then as she was about to take off her shirt, I noticed the way Lilly was looking at me.

'No, I shouldn't...' I said to myself mentally. 'Dewit!' The voice said. Ah screw it...

I was about to open my mouth to say something but Lilly spoke first.

"Have you realized that the thing you wanted to see so badly is lying on the table next to you?" Lilly asked me. I was so surprised, I tripped over myself and almost fell to the floor getting a few giggles from Lilly.

"I wasn't really going to do it y'know, I was just gonna change my jacket." She told me then dug through the wardrobe.

"You're too damn smart for your own good." I laughed awkwardly, hiding the fact that I might not be able to recover from this moment. I feel humiliated but somehow it's something that I can look back to in the future and laugh at it.

"You can be so easily baited silly, don't let anyone, including me take advantage of it." Lilly said, grabbing her sports bag and leaving the room. I did the same and met everyone else downstairs.

'You fool!' The voice shot at me as I walked do6the stairs.

"What took you so long?" Shakey asked me.

"Nothing." I stated, rubbing the back of my head. Lilly giggled at me for doing this.

Everyone in the room looked at us with confusion written all over their faces.

"...Okay, so let's get to the bus before the driver leaves us behind." Scar told everyone. We all walked hastily to the front doors.

"Wow, can he do that?" I asked her as we left the mansion. "No, I was just encouraging you not to waste any more time." Scar replied.

I rolled my eyes and followed the group to the bus. I looked at the driver as we entered the bus, he was looking so pissed.

"Sorry bus driver." I whispered to him. He looked at me then shrugged his shoulders.

I followed Lilly to the seat we sat on the last time we went to Woodland Park on this bus. Ah, dèja vu... or atleast I hope it's not.

Jasper City

Downtown Central

Tuesday 14:40

Dylan's P.O.V (Damn, I forgot he was still in the the story)

I chased a wolf down an alley and pulled out my taser gun, thinking it was my Glock 1911 . 'This would've been SO MUCH easier if the boss just let us use silenced pistols...' I thought while jumping over a fence then continuing the pursuit of the light grey-furred wolf.

"Leave me alone!" The wolf shouted and knocked over a pile of cardboard boxes in an attempt to slow me down.

I leaped over the boxes then turned down a different alley, hoping it was a shortcut.

"-Dyl, you nab that guy yet?-" Howard asked me through the earpiece.

"I'm working on it..." I replied. "-Well work faster! Boss doesn't like waiting, we gotta go man-" Howard said. I sighed then took a left around a building, conveniently stopping in the tracks of the wolf I was chasing.

"Suprise motherfucker." I said to him unironically.

He stumbled then quickly started running the opposite direction.

"Aw, come on..." I said to myself then the hunt was on once again.

"-You done yet?-" Howard asked me again. "Not. Yet." I responded in a really stressed out tone.

"-Stop wasting our precious time, son!-" Zephyr exclaimed over the earpiece, completely numbing my left ear a bit.

"Y-y-yes Boss." I stuttered as I chased the wolf. He took a right alley then I followed him down that path. Unfortunately for him, he reached a dead-end.

"Whoops..." I told him, shrugging my shoulders then crossing my arms.

"Okay, I don't know who you workin' for or why they sent you but I can pay you triple that price if you let me go. Deal?" The wolf said as he started backing away from me.

"I chased you down several dirty alleys... in a suit, I think I'm already getting paid plenty enough. Now if we're done here, could you please come with me?" I asked him.

"N-no, stay back... I-I'm not listening to you!" He started then finally bumped the wall behind.

"Look man I'm not here to hurt you. If I was... I would've iced you already. Just come with me and we'll be on our way." I told him and motioned to the exit.

"No!" The wolf exclaimed then whipped out a Colt Python handgun and I pulled out the taser gun at the same time. "Die bastard!" He exclaimed and pulled the trigger.

I ducked to a crouch position as he said this then shot the taser gun at his left leg, zapping him unconscious. The wolf then fell with a fairly loud thud.

"That's gotta hurt bud..." I said as I picked up his unconscious body then put him on my shoulder. "I did warn you though."

I carried him to the black sedan car then the door opened revealing Mr. Zephyr's unimpressed face.

"Damnit, I said use the taser if you absolutely had to." He told me.

"Well, I did. Didn't you hear the gunshot?" I asked the Boss. "What gunshot?" He asked me, seemingly unaware of the loud Python gunshot. 'Oh boy.' I thought then shook my head.

"Just put him in the car." He told me. "Uh boss, why don't we just put him in the trunk?" Howard asked Zephyr.

"That's not how we treat our agents." He replied shaking his head at him.

"What?" I asked him as I set the unconscious wolf on the seat beside him.

"Calm down son, he isn't traitorous." He told me but I wasn't concerned about that. 'I thought Vero was the only one we had.' I thought.

I got in the car then closed the door. Howard drove us away then I remembered something the Zephyr said earlier.

"Boss, you said you had another job for me?" I asked him. He raised an eyebrow at me then it hit him.

"Oh right, pardon me. Later today, you'll be a driver for someone, make sure she gets to the Lodge." Zephyr replied.

"An escort job? Come on Boss, you know me. I'm not some Uber driver." I said. "It's only fair Dyl. I'm driving you and the Boss around today so you should have your turn later.

"Shut it, and stop calling me Dyl !" I snapped at Howard.

"Calm down McShag." He stated, laughing at my surname now. I facepalmed then looked at Zephyr.

"Anyway, who am I driving, sir?" I asked him, trying to ignore Howard's uncontrollable laughter.

"My granddaughter." He replied.

A/N: DUN DUN DUN!!! Almost did 3K (on the story, excluding the behind the scenes stuff at the end) on this one but I decided to bring it down with a semi cliffhanger. Sorry for the weird references and cringy scenes in the beginning, it's been a while since I wrote something. Take care guys and be safe.

Stay frosty, yeah?

Blitz's Comedy Shorts And Recaps:

Who's that OC (Ft. Darth Bane)

Humphrey: Hey! Why couldn't we get in The Lounge earlier?

Blazin' Blitz: Because it was on lockdown. (Ba-dum tss)

Kate: That joke is so not funny.

Blazin' Blitz: It would've sounded boring if I just said "Because I locked it"

Lilly: What's the topic for today?

Garth: (checks notice board) We're supposed to discuss the OC's, I think.

Shakey: No, screw that. I wanna discuss my epic backstory that got cut out.

Blazin' Blitz: It was too generic and predictable. I'll think of a different one.

Shakey: Oh come on man, at least it was better than reading Humphrey and Lilly wrestling on the floor over some piece of jewellery.

Lilly: Humphrey got baited in that scene. It was kinda funny though.

Kate: Jebaited.

Garth: Jebaited.

Shakey: Jebaited.

Princess: Jebaited.

Humphrey: Jebait-not.

Kate: Killjoy.

Lilly: Also, why does Humphrey have Darth Sidious in his head?

Blazin' Blitz: The dark side will decide your fate.

Humphrey: I am the dar- wait a minute. Blitz, you idiot! That's not how the saying goes.

Blazin' Blitz: It's a meme not a saying. The internet's memes have over thrown quotes and trivial sayings. The dark side of the internet internet is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural.

Humphrey: I'm not the only one sounding like Darth Sidious now.

Shakey: Okay we get that you're both Sith Lords in your own way.

Darth Bane: (Laughs in Rule Of Two)

Blazin' Blitz: It's the law.

Darth Bane: (RULE OF TWO LAUGHING INTENSIFIES)

Kate: This isn't a Star Wars fanboy room, it's a recap and discussion lounge.

Humphrey: We are recapping and discussing a Star Wars reference in this chapter though.

Garth: Actually we're supposed to be discussing the OC's and recapping on what the last bit of the chapter was about.

Dylan: Someone say screen time?

Everyone else: ...

Iris: Someone say: has unexpected appearance and will somehow play the biggest role throughout this story and it's possible sequels?

Eeryone else: R E A L S H I T!!!

Blazin' Blitz: Then it's settled, let's discuss Iris, the granddaughter of the great antagonist and billionaire worldwide company owner and secret underground kingpin boss... Marcus Zephyr.

Princess: Do you have to make it sound so dramatic?

Blazin' Blitz: Yeah, I mean... this guy is a big deal in the resistance.

Humphrey: (fistbumps with Blitz)

Blazin' Blitz: But seriously though, this old man is in control of so many things, it's kinda hard not to mention it on his resume.

Marcus: Not to mention I got some secret spy agents in my back pocket.

Blazin' Blitz: See? This antagonist is the whole package!

Humphrey: He's too OP.

Blazin' Blitz: He's like 68 years old dude!

Dylan: I should probably kill him so I can take over CSE.

Garth: Who are you again?

Kate: He's one of the two goons who kidnapped that reporter and turned her into a spy for CSE.

Dylan: I also don't have enough screen time to go with that.

Blazin' Blitz: Stop crying about it, you'll get your share.

Lilly: What's the relationship with him and that reporter anyway?

Humphrey: Those two will probably start dating eventually.

Blazin' Blitz: Fun fact: all of you guys met before in an older chapter, I forgot the number but it was the one where the JCC building blew up and y'all had to jump out of the building onto another one while the building collapsed. By the way, Michael Bay helped me write that chapter.

Humphrey: No shit, it's like you're his son.

Kate: That's bullshit and you know it.

~~To be Continued~~