A/N: This following chat summarises my experiences attempting to write Chapter 26 in a nutshell:

Little hope for TMELIHS:

Should it start over or keep going?

Blazin' Blitz: ... fuck.

Humphrey: I know right.

Kate: Just cancel the fiction and start over. There is no hope for the story or any of us.

Garth: (DED. Cause of death: a stroke caused by this chat/mistakes were made)

Lilly: We screwed up... big time. Like A LOT. This screw up is a colossal cluster-fuck.

Blazin' Blitz: (looks at the window) Hi, if you're lucky/unlucky enough to witness this, you're probably asking yourself: "How did this group end up in this situation?" Well...

SEPTEMBER

Take 1 at 4K words:

Blazin' Blitz: Done.

Kate: That plot arc is awful. Have you been planning this for awhile or just since you started writing this chapter?

Blazin' Blitz: Yes.


OCTOBER

Take 2 at 13K words:

Humphrey: What the #%@$?! This chapter is too long and too hard to follow!

Kate: This story is ridiculous anyway, the plot feels like it was written by an 11 year old.

Garth: 13K, huh. U see now that's sum bullshit, Blitz.

Take 3 at 6K words:

Lilly: Blitz, how should I put this? Um... pointless.

Blazin' Blitz: Yoh, you don't hold back do you?

Lilly: I'm sorry but I'm being honest. The fact that I got you to say 'yoh' means I hit a nerve, sorry.


NO NUT NOVEMBER

Take 4 at 14K words:

Garth: No... fucking... way... (dies from stroke).

Kate: Out of the blue character death... nice.

Lilly: What's going on Blitz?

Humphrey: Damn... I don't even know what to say about this. (spoiler) somehow dies???? Wow!

Present (5th attempt):

Blazin' Blitz: ... fuck.

Humphrey: I know right.

Kate: Just cancel the fiction and start over. There is no hope for the story or any of us.

Blazin' Blitz: No...

Lilly: Kate's right, Blitz. TMELIHS is borderline "CRAZY" at this point. Just start over, and improve it from there.

Blazin' Blitz: I know the plot's stupid and kinda "Fast and Furiousy" mixed with "Saints Row-ishness" but that's what I wanted.

Humphrey: CAP.

Garth: Meh... I dunno...

Lilly: Who's side are you on?

Garth: Mine.

Humphrey: The hell is that supposed to mean?

Blazin' Blitz: Garth contributed one of the craziest chapters in this fic so he's obviously on Team Crazy.

Kate, Lilly, and Humphrey: You're mad...

2 Days Later

Blazin' Blitz: Y'all win... I can't do this anymore. I bet I let down quite a few people other than myself...


A/N: There you have it. In a way, I brought this on myself. I tried forcing too many ideas into so many chapters in so little time, I slowly ended up ruining this story. I apologize to those who enjoyed this story but I'm hitting the hard'reset button here. The new (and hopefully improved) TMELIHS story will be titled simplely "An Extraordinary Life In High School" (AELIHS). It's premier chapter will be posted some time, until then stay frosty :)