Chapter ?-3: Bad Luck Horse
"Welcome to Teen News and I'm your main news anchor, Kazuhiko Hiraoka!"
"And I'm your second important anchor, Ayano Nishiki!"
"This is our first show, so let's start it!" Kazuhiko smiled."Our first story is that there is a new type of horse scientist found out about, and I don't know how to say it's name." Then the new type of horse modeling came out. It looked so beautiful with its brown skin and main. It also how a thing that looks like a cross painted on the head.
"This one is named Paradise," informed Ayano pointing at the horse.
"And she can sing (horse style)," said Kazuhiko, "so what do you want to sing, Rihanna, Katy Perry, Avril Lavinge or any other singer?" asked Kazuhiko.
"Nahnah" answer the horse.
"Britney Spears?" questioned Ayano.
"Nau, nag naf nat naeyt nadserte naw naj nawste."
Then Paradise started singing. "Nagfe nayerwe nahgfeuewas nadserte naw naj nawsterfgeth!" Kazuhiko looked at the horse. "Nafdswqeryaure nnreukewqartyuf nag nafdeswderwster."
"O.K that is all she knows," said Kazuhiko. "Now to our next story; wait Lucy why is there only two stories?"
"Because all the other ones were about taxes, the Committee and McDonalds!" responded Ayano.
"O.k." She then looked at the time. "Oh; it is time for our commercial break!" The commercial started.
"Were big were bouncy; we are big balls! We are 12 times the size of normal small balls!" said animated mouths on the balls. "We also come with our own robot hand kids! We are also 8'000 dollars!" giggled all of the animated mouths.
"That was the latest commercial ever!" said Ayano.
"And, it is so lamest commercial ever. So now to the last story of the day, and that is that 3 girls are missing. They are Hotaru Amemori, Mitsuru Banda and Akita Yamazaki."
"Wait, Kazuhiko, we just got a video!"
"Gosh, Ayano you didn't need to scream." Then Kazuhiko looked at the video "ah! It is one of those videos" blurted out Kazuhiko.
"This is another kidnapper vlog video thing, and I'm in a car in the forest! Ha, in your face! And say hi to Akita and Mitsuru!"
They tried to talk and move, but their mouths were covered and their hands were all tied up. "You need to figure out this before you know what happens again," hinted the voice then the video ended.
Kazuhiko and Ayano's mouths fell open, and Ayano was touching her straight blond hair for some reason. "That is all that we have on Committee news be sure to see the next episode." Kazuhiko the took a deep breath. Then the show ended. "Well I need to walk Paradise home, so I will see you later ,Ayano, at my party... Wait the party starts in 23 minutes! Wait we saw Akita with Mitsuru with an awful tan; what does that mean!"
"I am sure they were kidnapped together; don't worry about a traitor or anything like that," reassured Ayano.
"O.k. well I will see you at my party."
"O.k. Paradise it is time to go to the stables," commanded Kazuhiko.
"Naghjrequterfhiyuerfty!" responded Paradise; then she went to Kazuhiko.
"Such a pain in the butt."Then, right after, Paradise ran away. "Paradise what's wrong girl?" asked Kazuhiko, and then Kazuhiko looked behind him; a big giant ball from the stupid commercial was coming his way. "Oh my god; get away from me you stupid freaking ball!" Of course. the ball kept on moving. Then it ran over him making him black out.
"Nalurhersed natou nahyfreth; nahgfewsaqy natou nawqsdgfer nahme; nagfrethy naw naj nawsterfgethhjlerfgte." said the horse then it too got ran over by the ball.
Happy April Fools!
This is based on a joke created by the Discord server. Basically I wrote shit stories in middle school and posted them on there. The rest is history. Nothing is changed but names and pronouns in this chapter. So embrace the horribleness of Baby Req.