Dear Noah,
I don't know who else to talk to about this, but Blaine and I are getting a divorce. I found him in bed with another guy. The funny thing is, this is, not the first time he cheated on me. Since we got married, he has cheated on me 10 times, and it's always after I refuse to have sex with him.
To top it off, he said, Quinn was saying you were also too busy for sex. I mean, when I talk to her, she says everything is okay and then Blaine is telling me. You haven't had sex with her in months.
Oh, Sara says you call her and Beth every week. I think that is great! I also heard your mom was in rehab again. I am so sorry about that. Plus, I was told by Sara you are in love with a princess that you were writing. Yet, she only knew of you writing to me, and I have to say.
In your last letter, you called me Princess, which made me smile. My dad and Carole seem to think that I am cheating on Blaine with you. They told me, you talk about me as much as I talk about you. Sara and Beth wanted me to ask you to be my boyfriend. I lied and said I was still with Blaine. I told everyone they were ridiculous. I mean, you are straight and we both know how my last crush on a straight guy ended.
Love Kurt
P.S. I hate to ask, but why is Quinn mad at me. It's been days since I heard from her, and everyone I talk to says I am the reason you dumped her. But I know I haven't said or done anything wrong. I was just being a friend to you. Anyway, I can't wait to hear from you soon.
Dear Princess Kurt,
I dumped Quinn because I think I am in love with you. I told Burt about you and Blaine. I'm sorry I had to tell him because Quinn was sending Burt and Carole angry emails and phone calls after I dumped her.
Kurt, you are right. You didn't do or say anything to make me fall for you. It just happened. I was thinking about protecting you from all the pain Blaine caused, and it just happened.
I tried to deny it when I dumped Quinn, but I knew it was true. Look, Kurt, I don't know what will happen when I get back home. I do know that I have never felt this way about anyone else. Not even Quinn or any of the girls I fucked in high school.
I don't think I am gay, but I do know I want and love you. I don't want to be like Blaine, and I don't want to break your heart. I just want to see where this goes. Please don't freak out on me, and please tell me how you feel. I know I have never been the best at relationships. Kurt, and being with you scares the shit out of me. But being without you scares me even more, and I don't know how to handle this. Just know I am willing to try and do whatever it takes to be with you.
Love your Prince Noah
Dear Noah,
I think I am in love with you too. If I am honest here, I think I fell for you after that first letter. You seemed so much more honest and open. It was like I was writing to a different person.
I also find it crazy that we both still find time to write to each other. I mean, with me working at Vogue and you, who knows where.
Not only that, but I also think Quinn is missing out on getting to know the real you. I know our friendship wasn't great in high school because we both had masks on, and we tried not to let anyone else see us. I just wish Blaine and Quinn could love the real us.
Furthermore, I am not trying to say, I don't want to be with you. I do want you as a boyfriend! I just don't want us to go bad.
Love Kurt
P.S. Sorry, this letter is short. I have been very busy this week.
Dear Kurt,
As you know, I have to be very careful when writing to you these days. I was just lucky the last few times because I had friends around me that didn't judge me. But now I am around guys that are worse than the guys you would call Neanderthals. If that is possible, haha!
Do you remember when I sang Keep Holding On to Quinn? Well, I want you to imagine that I am singing that to you now and take those words to heart.
Kurt, I know this may sound crazy now, but I wish I would have not suggested you sneak into Dalton Academy.
Yeah, yeah, it's not my fault you met a serial cheater. But if I would've not been such an ass in high school and realized then how amazing you are. It might have been us walking down the aisle with Santana and Brittany. Without the help of Sue, haha.
Santana is going to kill me for saying this, but she didn't want you to marry Blaine. I mean, I am sure you already know she only did what she did because that was what Britney wanted. But Santana thought I would have 'turned gay for you' in high school while being your protector.
Look, I know I am not Blaine and I don't know what it feels like to be with another guy. I mean, I have fucked girls in the ass before, but I have never had someone fuck me before. I mean, Santana tried with a strap-on, but I was too chicken to let her. I can't believe I am saying this, but I want you to be my first when I come back to the states.
Love always, your Prince Noah
P.S. Do you think Finn and your mom had a hand in all this?
Dear Noah,
I am glad I was the first person you told that secret to. I also can't wait for you to come home. Quinn finally forgave me after Santana called her and yelled at her.
LOL, She even called Blaine to give him a piece of her mind. Then she went to see dad and get him to join her in kicking Blaine's ass because she couldn't go get you. Carol tried to talk some sense into Santana, but you know how Santana is.
Sue even took time out of her busy schedule to email Blaine, and I think she even threatened to have him killed. Of course, I got my info from Becky, so I don't know how much of that info is true.
Oh, and Sue assured me you would be okay. She emailed me herself after Becky called me, and you know how vague Sue can be sometimes.
LOL, yea, I know she is never vague, but this time she was. Anyway, Sue said she had a surprise for me but wouldn't tell me what it was, and all she would say is that I would love it more than Blaine.
Also, Dad wanted you to know he didn't go with Santana, but he did see Blaine alone, and let's just say he asked for Santana's number. I don't know what was said, but I heard from Dave that he saw Blaine with a cane when he went to Bas' birthday.
Oh, and he didn't stay long after Bas found out why. Bas had Dave throw him out, and Bas sent me a video of Dave dragging Blaine out by his hair. Dave even punched Blaine in the stomach for us.
LOL, Bas even joked about me, him, and Dave being the three Blaineteers. Sorry, I am sure you didn't want to know that, but I will tell you Dave was blaming himself for my divorce, saying he wished neither of us met Blaine because we both lost our virginity to him.
I told him if you were the man I know now, back when we were in high school. Finn wouldn't have been my first crush.
Love your Princess Kurt
P.S. I may hate that nickname, but I love you more and if you are willing to be my prince. Well, I will be your princess
Dear Princess,
I am coming home soon, and I know we never really dated. But there is a question I want to ask you, and I don't want to ask it in a letter.
Kurt, this may sound silly, but last night I dreamt that Finn and your mother were singing the Disney song A Whole New World by Peabo Bryson and Regina Belle.
That got me thinking about being your boyfriend/partner. I know I was never the greatest guy regarding relationships, and I messed up being with Quinn twice.
But I am bound and determined to make this work. If that means no more military career and working at your dad's garage for the rest of my life. Then that is what I will do. As long as I have you in my arms every night!
Look, Kurt, you are all I think about lately, and I can't wait to be the man you grow old with. I know this sounds sappy, Kurt. But you make me want to be a better man, and I feel like you are what has been missing in my life. Yeah, yeah, I know what you are thinking, Kurt. Why didn't he think this from the beginning?
Well, I guess I was too full of doubt to believe this was happening. Kurt, thanks to you, I stopped drinking. I stopped treating girls like pieces of meat. I started believing in myself and I can see a future with you. I meant what I said when I said I wanted you to be my first, but now I think I can add to that. Kurt, I want you to be my everything.
Look, Kurt, I am not good with words here. I just let my heart guide me when I was writing to you, and now that my head caught up to my heart. I don't know what to say. All I know is that I want to be honest with you still and I want to be the one who is making all your dreams come true. Screw it! I know you won't hear me sing this, but the lyrics to this song are what I want to say.
I wanna make you smile,
Whenever you're sad.
Carry you around when your arthritis is bad.
Oh, all I wanna do, is grow old with you.
I'll get your medicine when your tummy aches,
Build you a fire if the furnace breaks.
Oh, it could be so nice, growing old with you.
I'll miss you, kiss you,
Give you my coat when you are cold,
need you, feed you.
I'll even let you hold the remote control.
So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink,
Put you to bed when you've had too much to drink.
Oh, I could be the man who grows old with you.
I wanna grow old with you...
Love your loving Prince Noah
Noah was nervous as he drove to Kurt's house in New York. He didn't even tell Kurt he was coming, but he did tell Burt and asked him to meet him in New York.
Noah meets Burt in a café near Kurt's house, and Burt can tell Noah is very nervous. "So, is this about the question you couldn't ask my son? By the way, sending the lyrics to Grow Old With You from The Wedding Singer. Made it clear to Kurt what your question might be. So, how are you going to propose to him?" Burt says as he drinks his coffee.
"Well, I thought I would take the old fashion route first and ask for your permission. Before I did anything, Burt. I mean, I know I don't need it, but I just want Kurt to know. That I am willing to go that extra mile to be with him. Look, Burt, I am not that good with words and I was so nervous writing Kurt. But I really want to get this right, and I am afraid of screwing this up again." Noah says as he thinks of his past.
"Son, I was just like you as a kid. Why do you think I was always hard on you? Of course, I thought you would marry Quinn until she started harassing me over you dumping her. Look, Puck, if you really love Kurt and you really want to marry him. The best advice I can give you is to follow your heart." Burt says before they head to Kurt's house in separate vehicles.
When Noah arrives at Kurt's house, he sees Burt's truck and takes a deep breath. Before getting out of the truck and walking to the door. Only able to hear his heart beating and praying Kurt would say yes.
As he reaches the door, Kurt opens it before he can even knock and jumps into Noah's arms, kissing him full on the lips. Noah of course wraps his arms around Kurt and kisses him back. As he carries Kurt back into the house and sits Kurt down on his couch.
Before getting down on one knee and pulling a small box from Kay Jewelers out of his pocket, then saying," Kurt Elizabeth Hummel. Will you marry me?" As he slips the ring on Kurt's hand and Kurt tearfully says, "Yes!"
THE END
