"OK," IE said with joy, "what are we gonna do today, buddies?" "Well," Eddy said, "we are gonna convince the Cul-De-Sac that Double D is blind." "Eddy," Double D said nervously, "I don't like the sound of that." "God, Edd, you're got gonna actually become blind." "But scams are bad," IE scolded to Eddy. "You are acting mean and selfish to everyone!" "IE, you're worse than my mom."


Johnny and Plank were making sand burgers when Ed walked out and said, "hello, Johnny!" "Hiya, Ed! Plank and I are happy to see you!" "Johnny, Double D is looking for Eddy, and he cannot see anyone!" DD bumped into numerous things. "Plank and I will give you some of our allowances to help with your eyes, Double ." They - and by that I mean he - gave them some money. So they went for some more donations. Kevin was hearing everything from the bushes without anyone noticing. "Oh, so those dorks can trick Johnny, huh?! Well, I'm gonna make the most of this."


Soon, the Eds earned $25.42. They saw a stand that said, "Kevin the Optometrist," with an optical illusion font. Eddy ushered Double D to the stand, where Kevin, wearing kaleidoscope glasses, looks at them. "Hello, my good sirs," Kevin said with malicious intent. "Wear these. How do you feel?" He put the glasses on Double D. "Well...I don't see much Kevin."

"OK, well, we're just gonna have to remove your eyes." Double D ran off. "Wait for me, Double D," Ed screamed as he ran, "we have to get your eyes deaded!" "Buddies,' IE shouted. "where are you going?!'


They all met up with each other. "That shovel-chin is sick in the head," Eddy complained and ranted, "we need our revenge!" "But Eddy," we'll get exposed as frauds!! "Good point." "Hey, buddies, let's throw a feast in honor of Double D and our donations!" "Brilliant idea, IE, a banquet will be perfect for this scam." "Double D, Double D, less chat and more EAT EAT EAT!"


Everyone was feasting on garlic bread, soup, clams, hamburgers and everything in between. "Everyone, I would like to make a toast to Double D," Eddy said, raising a glass of lemonade. "To the future, and hope we earn enough donations for his eye surgery." "Now," Kevin said, "let's play say that word! Double D is first!" Kevin held a plank that had the word "bandana", on it. "Bandana," Double D said. Soon, the Eds noticed everyone glaring at them. "What's wrong," Ed said, "not enough smashed potatoes?"

"You lied to us," Jimmy said. "Plank trusted you." "I can't believe this," Nazz said after. "Ed boys, you are DEAD!" "I think we should run now buddies," Eddie. "Yeah, good idea," Edd said. And so, they ran off screaming but where eventually caught and beaten on by the Cul-De-Sac.