~Happy Diwali~
Meri taraf se aap sab ko Diwali ki bohot sare shubhkamnayein... Meri taraf se ek chhotu sa gift hai... Jo bade hai mere se woh plz mujhe bohot sare ashirwad dena.. mai badi ho kar desh ki seva kar pau... Border protect karne ki kabiliyat mujh mein ho... blessings de dena mujhe... aur jo log chhote hai mujhse... unke liye ek tight sa hug aur dher sare good wishes...
~Kaun Banega Crorepati~
Amitabh- Toh swagat hai humare CID team ki jiski bahaduri k kisse pure desh mein phaile huye hai... ACP Pradyuman sir, Senior Inspector Abhijeet sir, Senior Inspector Daya sir... Shreya ma'am aur Purvi ma'am... welcome to our studio
The team representatives enter...
Amitabh- Aiye aiye... padhariye... humare Kaun Banega maha crorepati pe...
ACP:(strictly):- Aap itni baar ek hi baat kyun bol rahe hai?
Amitabh:(awkwardly):- Ha woh... (POV) arey yeh admi!!!!
ACP:(strictly):- Kuchh toh gadbad hai Daya... kuchh toh gadbad zaroor hai...
Abhi:(low tone but due to the microphone it gets heard):- Sir... mai...mai...
ACP:- Arey kya mai mai? Bakri ho kya?
Abhi(POV):- Izzat ka faluda...
Daya:- Ha toh... ha sir... aap gadbad... kya gadbad? Kuchh gadbad hai kya?
Amitabh:(POV):(singing)- Bhagwan... hai kaha re tu?!!!! (to everyone) Jo bhi gadbad hai dekh lenge... pehle hum khelte hai... kyunki woh kya hai na sir ji... humara time limited hai... usi limited time se kaam chalana padta hai...
ACP (smiles):- Aap toh achhe insaan lagte hai... aisa karenge nahi... chaliye khel k or badhte hai..
There were 5 participants seats and one seat opposite to them for Amitabh Bachchan...
Amitabh:- Baith jaiye sir...
Shreya and Purvi:(angrily):- Hum sir dikhte hai aap ko? Ha?
Amitabh:(frightened):- N..nahi nahi... maine toh bus aise hi... (POV) gayi bhais pani mein... in dono se thappad pada toh meri izzat gayi.. (to them) ma'am aap dono baith jaiye...
Everyone gets seated...
Amitabh:(smiling):- Toh khel se pehle
Daya:- Ab aur bolna hai aap ko?
Amitabh:- Ha ji.. woh kya hai na... humare show mein aise bina matlab k bolna padta hai... (starts telling the names of show sponsors) Ha.. toh ab ek sawal ho jaye...
The music is played...
Amitabh:- Toh CID team, aap ka Pehla sawal yeh raha aap k computer screen mein...
The question flashes...
'Aap ko kaisa lagta hai jab aap k husband ya apki biwi k alawa koi aap k sath flirt kare?
a) Uske sath bhagne ka man karta hai
b) Uske sath movie jane ka man karta hai
c) Hug and kiss karne ka man karta hai
d) Hum waha se chale aate hai'
ACP (shocked):- Amitabh ji, yeh hai sawal?
Amitabh (smiles):- Ji
Shreya and Purvi and ACP:- Option d.
Duo(crying face):- Lekin sir iske answer toh koi bhi ho sakta hai...
Amitabh:(smiles):- Ji sir... humare is episode mein sahi galat wale questions nahi diye jayenge... yaha toh aise questions diye jayenge... Yeh sawal hai bravery ka... yeh dekhne k liye ki aap log kitne brave hai...
Amitabh:(POV):- Ab ayega maza...
Abhi:(low tone):- Mar gaye Daya...
Daya:(low tone):- Hmm...
But their words were heard because of microphone...
Purvi(angrily glares at Abhi):- Mar kyun gaye?
Shreya:( angrily at Daya):- Ha ha... bolo bolo... mar kyun gaye aap dono?
Amitabh:(POV):- Aag laga du? Ha laga hi deta hoon...
Amitabh:- Toh mujhe lagta hai Abhijeet aur Daya sir k answers option a hai... Toh tala laga diji
Duo:(screams):- Nahiiiiiiii...
Amitabh:- R..ruk jaiye... computer ji.. (to Duo) kya hua sir... aap dono aise ghabra kyun rahe hai?
ACP (laughing):- Woh kya hai na Amitabh ji... aap ne toh suna hi hoga ki 'Behind every successful man, there is a woman' Yeh kuchh aisa case hai...
Amitabh:(to the audience):- Toh kya lagta hai aap sab ko? Daya aur Abhijeet sir... apne biwiyon k samne sach bol payenge? De payenge apne bravery k saboot...
Daya:- Shreya baat suno... plz...
Shreya:(almost crying):- Ab sunna baki hai kuchh? Bhagna chahte ho tum ha?
Abhi:- Purvi ek baar su
Slapppppp...
Abhi:(in pain):- Aaaahhh... yeh kya tha?
Purvi:(furiously):- Yeh toh trailer tha... zyada uchhloge toh asli wali dungi...
Daya:- Bhabhi chhod d
Slapppppp...
Shreya:- Chup... Purvi tu bhi deti ja.. aur mai bhi isse de rahi hoon... inke taufein...
Amitabh (opens his Mike)(low tone):- Yeh log aise hi ladte hai kya? (Whispers) aur yeh biwiyon k samne aise hi chuhein ban jate hai kya?
ACP:- Aap shadi shuda hai na?
Amitabh:- Ji
ACP:- Toh dard samajh lijiye... mujhe dekhna hi nahi padta hai inhe... bus Shreya aur Purvi pe chhod deta hoon... bureau mein sir lekin ghar mein chuhein hai dono...
After saying that he realises everyone staring at him... He slaps his forehead... The microphone had done its duty earnestly...
Purvi(holds Abhi's ears):- Utho... utho chalo yaha se...
Abhi(gets up):- Aaaaiiiiii... chhodo... kya kar rahi ho... sorry Purvi... chhod do.. (trying to be serious) mai senior hoon
Purvi:- oye chupppp... mooh tod dungi... senior? Bureau mein senior ho... yaha nahi samjhe... chalo... aaj tumhara class leti hoon..
Shreya (pulls Daya's hair):- Bolo... kya bol rahe the... bolo.. nahi toh maar maar k halwa bana dungi.. chalo bolo...
ACP:(opens his microphone):- Hey bhagwan.. in dono ko zinda rakhna...
Just then, two girls get up from audience seats...
Girl 1:- Toh dekhiye sab log kaise Abhijeet aur Daya sir biwiyon se maar kha rahe hai
Girl 2:- Hum dono yaha k live footage dikha rahe hai...
Amitabh:(shocked):- Arey yeh... yeh kya ho raha hai shanti se baithiye..
Girl 1(ignoring his words):-(looks at the camera) So hey guys... this is Sheetal... aur ha... wow ... 1k people are watching me live... great ... toh yaha dekhiye kaise.. inspector Purvi Abhijeet sir ki halwa bana rahi hai...
Girl 2:- And this is Shailja here... Waise toh mai Abhijeet sir ki bohot bohot bohot badi fan hoon... lekin aap sab mere liye sab se best hai.. toh yeh raha iye live footage jo mai Sheetal k sath bana rahi hoon...
ACP:(strictly):(to girls)- Ehhh... band karo kya bakwas hai yeh...
Abhi(almost crying):- Chhod do Purvi...
Purvi:- Answer dene se pehle sochna chahiye tha bhaiya...
Abhi:(shocked):- Bhaiya? Husband se bhaiya?
Purvi:- Aap kisi aur k sath bhagenge toh mai aap ko bhaiya nahi bulaungi toh kya aarti utarungi hain?
Daya:- Bhabhiiiii bachaiye... is sharmindagi se bachaiye...
Shreya:- Bhabhi? Bhabhi kuchh nahi karegi... bhabhi khud ek criminal k sath busy hai... samjhe... aur ha... tumhe sharam aati bhi hai? Besharam... nalayak kahi k...
Amitabh and ACP:- My God!!!!
ACP:(angrily):- Eh... mera dialogue hai yeh... how dare you copy me?
Amitabh:- N...n...nahi nahi... woh mai... mai.. mai
ACP:- Sab bakri hai... arey nahi Daya aur tum toh bakre ho... mai mai karte rehte ho...
On the other hand,
Shailja:- So guys... jaise ki aap log live dekh pa rahe hai yaha cid k senior officers roast ho rahe hai... hihihiiii
Sheetal:- Ha kahi yeh log isse edit na karde isliye hum live aa kar aap logon ko dikha rahe hai...
Purvi and Shreya slapped Abhi and Daya respectively...
Shailja:(flirting tone):- Abhi sir... yeh kya kardi aap ne ma'am? Haaye mere Abhi sir... kya haal ho raha hai unka... chhodiye usse...
Purvi leaves Abhi... Now, she turns towards Shailja...
Purvi:- Kya kaha aapne? Ha? Zara phirse bolna...
Shailja:(frightened):- M...m...mai? Mai toh
Purvi:(furiously):- Door rehna nahi toh bohot bura hoga
Sheetal:- Wow... mera AbhiVi best hai dekha friends... Aur ha... Meri bestie Pooja k liye Dareya bhi best hai...
Shreya:(tearfully):- Very bad Daya... tumne... tumne aisa kaha na?!!! Jao... tumhe bohot bada punishment milega...
Duo fall at their feet.. and ask sorry...
ACP:- Hadd hai Sheetal... Shailja... abhi k abhi recording stop karo...
Both:- Sorry sir... woh hum thoda... lekin chinta maat kijiye.. hum dono thik kar denge...
Amitabh:(POV):- Zyada ho raha hai... chalo mai bhi help kar deta hoon... (announces) So now we have a soulful dance performance by Dareya then Abhivi...
Sheetal and Shailja start singing...
Rehna tu pal pal dil ke paas
Judi rahe tujhse har ik saans
... Daya gets up holding Shreya's hand...
Khud pe pehle na itna yakeen
Mujhko ho paya
Mushkil si ghadiyan aasaan huyi
Ab jo tu aaya
... Daya rolls her and pushes her...
Ik baat kahun tujhse
Tu paas hai jo mere
Seene se tere sar ko laga ke
Sunti main rahun naam apna
... Shreya was going to fall but Daya holds her from waist and saves her...
Seene se tere sar ko laga ke
Sunti main rahun naam apna
... Shreya turned... He locked her hands in his...
Ho likh di tere naa jind'di jaaniye
Bas rehna tere naal ve zurriye
Rehna tu pal pal dil ke paas
Judi rahe tujhse har ik saans
... He half rolled her and pulled her closer... She held his shoulders...
Seene se tere sar ko laga ke
Sunta main rahun naam apna
Ho naam apna
... Shreya hit his head and freed herself...
Naal tere ik ghar main sochan
Baari kholan te chann dikh jaave
Akhan ch beetan raatan sariyan
Je mann laage te akh na laage
... She was moving away but daya holds her from behind...
Pyar hi odhein te pyar hi khana
Vich koyi aave te pyar hi aana
Duniya de vich assi duniya ton door
Hun naal tere mera har sapna
Daya:- Sorry madam ji...
Shreya:- Hmm...
Seene se tere sar ko laga ke
Sunta main rahun naam apna ho
Teri ungliyon se aasmaan pe
Kheechu ek lambi lakeer
...Daya pulls her closer and hides his face in her shoulder..
Aadha tera aadha mera
Is jahan mein hum do ameer
Koyi nazar na aaye mainu
Tu duniya to wakhri ho gayi
Shreya:- Kya kar rahe ho tum
Daya:- Maafi mang raha hoon...
Uthan tainu takkda jawan
Tu hi meri naukri ho gayi
Koyi nazar na aaye mainu
Tu duniya to wakhri ho gayi
Shreya:- Loki k sabzi hi milenge kitna bhi drama kar lo...
Daya:- Hum ek show par hai...
Uthan tainu takkda jawan
Tu hi meri naukri ho gayi
Dooriyan ik pal bhi na gawara ho
Chal ghoomein duniya phir sang awara ho
Shreya:- Toh? Biwi gussa ho jaye toh Loki k sabzi hi milte hai... kyun Amitabh ji?
Amitabh:- Ha? Ha...
Seene se tere sar ko laga ke
Sunti main rahun naam apna
Seene se tere sar ko laga ke
Sunti main rahun naam apna
Daya:- Thik hai... Loki hi sahi...
Rehna tu pal pal dil ke paas
Judi rahe tujhse har ek saans
Everyone claps...
Sheetal:- Ab toh mere Abhivi... Yehhhh... (excited) Abhi sir Purvi ma'am mai aap dono ki bohot badi fan hoon... plz ek dance ho jaye for us
Shailja:- V... video band hai dekhiye...
Finally,
Purvi:- Main Ta Jind Meri Tere Piche Haariya
Main Ta Tere Utto Jaan Baithi Vaariya
Main Ta Jind Meri Tere Piche Haariya
Main Ta Tere Utto Jaan Baithi Vaariya
... Purvi looks away from Abhi... She was angry on him...
Abhi:- Main Tan Tere Naal Sachi Laayi Yaari Ve
Mainu Chaddi Teri Ishq Khumaari Ve
Mere Dil Da Eko Supna
Tenu Apni Bana Ke Main Ta Le Jaana
Abhi pulled her and tried to frighten her by his angry young man look... but she was used to it... so the trick was a wastage...
Sheetal and Shailja:- Chhan Vi Gawah Taare Gawah
Main Apna Tenu Maneya
Chhan Vi Gawah Taare Gawah
Main Apna Tenu Maneya
Chhan Vi Gawah Taare Gawah
Main Apna Tenu Maneya
Chhan Vi Gawah Taare Gawah
Main Apna Tenu Maneya
Abhi rolls Purvi... She lost her balance and fell on Abhi... he took her in his arms...
Purvi:- Tere Naal Jeene Marne Di Tyari Ae
Tere Naam Kiti Zindagi Main Saari Ae
Tere Naal Jeene Marne Di Tyari Ae
Tere Naam Kiti Zindagi Main Saari Ae
Abhi looked into her eyes...
Purvi:- Arey utaro mujhe... (continued singing) plz...
Abhi:- Main Tan Tere Layi Chaddi Duniya Saari Ve
Main Tan Soch Liya Tu Meri Saari Ve
Abhi puts her down... She continues singing and Abhi holds her from behind...
Purvi:- Main Rabb Bolo Eho Mangdi
Tu Dholi Ch Bitha Ke Meinu Le Jave
Purvi was having an angry look...
Abhi:- Sorry
Sheetal and Shailja:- Chhan Vi Gawah Taare Gawah
Main Apna Tenu Maneya
Chan Vi Gawah Taare Gawah
Main Apna Tenu Maneya
Chan Vi Gawah Taare Gawah
Main Apna Tenu Maneya
Chan Vi Gawah Taare Gawah
Main Apna Tenu Maneya
Abhi:- Sorry please madam ji..
Purvi:- Umhmm
Abhi:- Tenu Meri Jaana
Main Apni Banauna
Tu Mere Baare Ki Eh Sochdi
Tenu Meri Jaana
Main Apni Banauna
Tu Mere Baare Ki Eh Sochdi
Abhi rolled her and made her turn... Purvi kept hands on his chest...
Sab Sachiya Ne Kasma
Jhothiya Eh Nhi
Hath Fad Ke Nibhaniya
Gawaniyan Main Nhi
They both attached their foreheads...
Purvi:- Mera Dil Tere Piche Sajna
Tu Dil'ch Vasa Ke Mainu Le Jave
Sheetal and Shailja:- Chann Vi Gawah Taare Gawah
Main Apna Tainu Maneya
Chan Vi Gawah Taare Gawah
Main Apna Tenu Maneya
Chan Vi Gawah Taare Gawah
Main Apna Tainu Maneya
Chan Vi Gawah Taare Gawah
Main Apna Tainu Maneya…
SPLASHHHHHHHHH...
voice:- Uthoge bhi? 11 baj gaye janab..
utho...
Abhi(slowly opens his eyes):- M...m...mai kaha... mai toh kaun Banega Crorepati mein tha na?
Voice:- Haye Haye... mera pati pagla gaya hai.. koi bulao... doctor bulao... Daya Sirrrrrr...
Abhi:- Purvi tum?
Purvi(voice):- Hanji... kyun? dekh kya rahe the tum... bapre gana toh aise ga rahe the jaise ki koi concert chal raha ho...
Abhi:- Ha woh hum kaun Banega (realises the danger of telling about his dream)(POV) Loki hi khane ko milega... chhod de Abhi.. chhod...
Abhi looked at Purvi and smiled sheepishly...
Abhi:- Kuchh nahi... chalo mai brush karke aata hoon...
~The End~
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With lots of love,
--Babli--