Well, we told you things would get way more interesting, and Mok was quite angry with my and Darwin. I know, I know. You're thinking - 'why are Nicole and Anais trying so hard to kill two of their own family members?' Well, apparently, our family is a little... messed up, but I think you probably knew that.
"Dysfunctional?" Darwin asked. "Because no one's perfect."
"You got a point there, buddy." I agreed with him. Most of Elmore is pretty weird and messed up in their own way. Penny's family's pretty messed up, but at least they didn't stave their own kids. The point it, we got so scared and we knew were were done screwed real big.
"She was scary!" Darwin exclaimed. "So was Anais!"
"Apparently, she got her anger from mom." Maybe we mare a little mistake, but still, we did the right thing by ratting them out to the police.
We were running for our dear lives from those ladies, and they were so mad.
They chased me and Darwin up to the street and they were high on our heels.
Nicole and Anais were going after Gumball and Darwin like a pair of rabid coyotes and they were snarling and roaring like animals and they were chasing both boys on all fours. Both of them were running as fast as they could to get away from their angry family members, and Gumball saw an incoming Taxi passing by.
He and Darwin signaled the driver to come pick them up and as the driver pulled over, they quickly got in the car and locked the doors.
"Where to, kids?"
"Anywhere!" Darwin blurted. "Anywhere but here!"
"Canada would he good! Just drive!"
Left with no other choice, the driver rode off, much to the frustration of Nicole and Anais. At first, Humball and Darwin looked so relieved and safe from the ladies. "Whee, that was close.," said Darwin.
"Yeah, we'll get turned into minced meat if they got their hands on us." Gumball looked through the rear window of the car behind him, and saw his mom and sister running after them at relentless speed, and they began running on the side of buildings as if they were like Spiderman.
They both even made grunting and small roaring and hissing sounds while crawling and running on the walls. "Oh come on!" Darwin said. "Can't you go any faster, sir?"
"I can't. The speed limit doesn't allow me to go more than eighty miles per hour."
"But our lives are on the line!" Gumball complained. "You have to go faster!"
"I can't do that!"
Something heavy had hit the roof of the car from outside and four feet almost penetrated the metal plates of the car roof. Something was slowly tearing the roof off and it revealed to be Nicole and Anais, still looking angry and throwing the broken roof on a sidewalk.
""You!" Nicole said. "You are going to pay!"
The boys screamed again and Darwin found some pepper spray on the car floor, spraying it on his mother and sister's eyes. They both howled and screamed in pain, making them fall over the car. Now Gumball and Darwin were feeling safe from the two rampaging, but they know that Nicole was relentless in her goals and objectives, and she would track them down eventually.
They both told the taxi to take them back home, and he made them pay twenty dollars for the ride. "Sorry about your roof, mister!" Gumball said.
"Don't worry about it. Nothing a little insurance can't handle. Stay safe." The cab rode off down the road, and the boys saw their mother and sister running fast towards them like two angry bulls in a bull fight.
"You gotta be kidding me!" Gumball said. "Come on! We need to go inside! Now!"
And there we were. That was how we got in this situation in the first place. Pretty messed up, right? I don't need to explain to you all what happened inside the house, because you all read that at the very beginning.
"Yeah, and you probably don't need to worry about it." Darwin said. "Everything was going badly and they were trying to kill us, but a miracle to us."
As soon as Nicole and Anais were about to kill them, Richard set foot outside, and saw what was going on. "DAD, HEEEEEEELLLPP!" the boys screamed at the top of their lungs in desperation.
Richard gasped at seeing the knives and he jumped in front of Nicole and Anais, he pulled out a sudden Daisy the Donkey toy for the daughter, and he began massaging Nicole's shoulders, which turned out to relax her a great deal.
"I... I... That feels good." Nicole sighed, feeling way more calm than she used to be, and she dropped her knife as if it didn't mean anything at all to her. Anais, who was still a big fan of Daisy, held her arms close around the doll and she threw her knife over at Mr. Robinson's yard, as if that didn't mean anything to her at all.
"What was that?" Gumball asked in a more calm voice.
"Congolese rhino hug." Richard said. "I helped them get their act together by giving them the one thing they love as much as me, or anything else in the world." he massaged Nicole's shoulder some more, and she was feeling more relaxed.
"I feel more... more..."
"Calm." Richard said. "Now, focus on what matters to you. Never on what angers you."
Nicole and Anais went up to the tower Gumball and Darwin were still on, and the mother said: "Boys, I will be making some spaghetti for you guys. If you need me, I will be inside, making it for you."
"Oookay," Gumball said. "But we still have school."
"That's okay." Nicole remarked in her calm voice. "You can wait after school. It's about the middle of the day anyway. You can have some when you get home."
"And, I'll just enjoy my Daisy the Donkey doll while it lasts." Anais said, also sounding way more calm. They both went inside and the boys never felt so relieved in their entire lives before. They immediately got down from the tower, and they went up to their father.
"Dad, how... how did you do that?"
"Did what?" Richard asked
"The Congo... whatever that thing was?"
"African Yoga master." Richard replied. "What the heck happened there?"
"Well, Mom and Anais found us at school after being released from jail, and they were trying to kill us, something about ruining their lives or something like that." Darwin explained. "We would have been dead meat if not for you."
"Glad to help you boys out." Richard boldly remarked. "Again."
Gumball smiled. "Yeah, you are a real hero after all." he said.
the dad smiled gratefully, and he pulled Gumball in for a hug. "Thanks, son. Now go on, you better get to school now."
"Okay dad," said Darwin flatly.
Back in junior high, Gumball and Darwin were back in the classroom and couldn't believe that class looked completely wrecked from what Nicole and Anais had done within. Penny and Carrie ran up to the boys, and they asked if they were okay.
"We're fine, Penny." said Gumball.
"They didn't hurt us." Darwin added flatly with a small smile.
"Well, my classroom is ruined," said Miss Simian. "Class dismissed!"
Every child in the classroom shrieked with joy hearing those words and they were more than happy to leave the classroom. Gumball and Darwin just walked out with their respective girlfriends, and they had a talk about what just happened. It was just then, Mr. Small, the counselor came up to the four. "Kids! I heard about what happened, are you okay?"
"We're fine." said the boys.
"I can't believe your mother and sister would try and kill you like that."
"Us either." said Gumball. "But, they're calm now. And it's over."
"Well, I think you four need to come to me for counseling and we'll have a talk. I mean you boys and your mother and sister of course. And, you need to listen to your mother often. That way, she will be way less stressed, and she will not want to kill you."
