Somewhere in Nevada...
"*groan* Where am I?" A white Layer that greatly resembled Shiro muttered out as he got up. When he looked around, he noticed that he was surrounded by random people that also resembled himself. The white Bomberman then looked up and saw a guy that almost looks like himself... But with a red scarf!
"Huh? *Sees the downed Bomberman...* Oh! You're awake!" Shiro clamored as he then leaned onto the wall next to him. The white Bomberman then blinked in confusion as to wonder what was going on.
"Yeah... Where am I? This doesn't look like the Bomber base or anything that I remember!"
"... Bomber base? You mean the Jetter-guard Tower! This is a different dimension you and these other people are stuck in!"
"Okay... You're scaring me. So *points at the small group of Bomberfolk...* these people and I are eachother from different dimensions?" Shiro then nodded in an awkward form of confirmation. "SWEET GUACA-F#!$A-CHAKA-LAKA!!! *Hyperventilates and calms down... Smack! Facepalms...* How can I get to the girls now?!"
"Girls? Uh... Not to be rude or anything... But who are they?" The white Bomberman then pulls out a picture he had in his pocket.
"Black, Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Pink and Aqua... They're my friends/roommates. I'm the oldest, the only guy with them and uh... They look hot. Did I forget to say that Black's a bimbo and Aqua lives up to her name by pole-dancing in water?" Holy crap... Genderbent versions of Shiro's brothers and even more messed up versions of his sisters. That's just wrong!
(Play Sweet Home, Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd...)
"*shudders at the thought of what happened a few weeks ago...* Uh... Too much information right there! In this dimension, they don't exist. I have nine brothers and sisters. Mighty, Kuro, Orioke, Akabo, Ao, Momo, Ki, Mizu and Midori. I'm the second oldest!" A white Bomberwoman with an orange vest then wakes up. She's also a young Layer by the looks of it.
(Stop the song!)
"*hng* What happened?! Why am I not at home?! WHERE'S MY DAD?!" The layer panicked outloud, trying to understand what was going on.
"... Wow..." Both Bombermen said at the same time with sweatdrops on their faces.
"*gets spooked by both Bombermen...* HUH?! WHO THE HECK ARE YOU GUYS?!" The Layer then pulls out a tazer from her pocket and shakily aims it at the two. Shiro then coughed and introduced himself.
"I am Prince- Technically emperor- Shirobom of Planet Bomber... I am secretly recognized by my superhero alias, Bomberman, and I have been so for the past 9 years." Both Layers then introduced themselves.
"I am White Bomber the Bomberman... That's all you gotta know!" White Bomber then joked/said as the last Layer then introduced herself.
"I am Amanda Peril... Daughter to the first Lode Runner Commando, Jake Peril. He was a rogue Bomberman unit in the Bungeling Empire before he escaped one of their bomb making facilities."
"*cough* What the hell's going on here?" Another white Bomberman groaned as he got up. This one's a Layer with a Lobber head and tubes all over... With gray decals and looks like his arms and legs have no sleeves nor clothes. "Ugh! Anyways, call me Atomic White. Expect me to swear alot infronta' kids!"
"And why do you do that?" White asked out loud.
"Cuz' I feel like it. SO EAT MY DUST AND LICK MY CRACK!!! C'mon biatch! I'LL BREAK YO' F#$;KING HEAD WITH A RATCHET! I smoked yer #ss!" Atomic shouted out like an idiot before doing a strong-guy pose. All Shiro and Amanda could do was hold in a giggle as Ice Man and Guts Man walked in. "What? I can!"
"Who the heck are these people?!"
Reno, Nevada June 24, 2019...
(Play Mega Man 5 (NES) - Get a weapon...)
Rock was walking around the streets with the other Robot Master and Bombermen in normal clothes. Why the heck are they walking in public with regular clothes and aliens? Info gathering. Each and every Bombermen with them had their helmets removed so that they could look less like Bombermen and more like Humans after seeing Taizo and Masuyo.
"*growl* I feel hungry..." Mizu and Midori whined out at the same time. Good thing there was a McDonalds in the area and they separated with Cut. Hopefully no-one will ask on why an orange Robot Master bought two happy meals for two kids that are 12.
As they walked around, Akanami noticed a pink flash of light near one of the buildings and had a look of wonder. There was a photo of two women with scantly clad clothing swinging on a rocket and she was then pulled back by Rock, who shook his head.
"Please don't go in there."
"Uh... Why not exactly?" Rock then pointed at it's bottom right corner and how it had three Xs.
"That sign says XXX... AKA a strip club. If you go in there, uh, you might end up tarnishing your relationship with you know who..."
"How will this ruin my relationship with Shiro?"
"*Smack!* Do you want him to see you as a skank-" Rock was then cut off by Kuro, Orioke and Momo running into the place. "Hey! You can't bring a 14 year old girl into there!"
"A KID?!" One of the nearby bouncers shouted as he and a few other bouncers dog-piled onto Momo like a bunch of NFL players in a training accident.
"GET OFF ME!!!" For some reason, Kuro and Orioke were given the green-light to go in despite not having any passports or driver's license.
"*Beep! Beep! Beep!* HEY! Stand still and let us scan you." But because Bombermen are made out of metal despite being organic, it is impossible for them to pass through metal detectors just like Robot Masters. "*Beep!* How the hell are these two made out of metal?!"
"*groan* Can't believe the restrictions of this country!" Aka groaned out as she then dragged Kuro, Orioke and Momo as said royalties were trying to crawl back to the strip club.
"PLEEAAASSSSSSEEEEE!!!" The three cried out as Aka then faced the area and noticed a Harrah's casino. She then continues on as Rock then checked around a little more for any conversations that might pertain as to where Dr. Wily flew off and/or landed at.
Chapter 5 end...
References:
1. Just like Taizo and Masuyo, every character has a dimensional counterpart
2. Bomber Base from Bomberman Hero being a series of apartments in White's Planet Bomber
3. Yes... I genderbent Black Bomber, Red Bomber, Blue Bomber, Green Bomber and Yellow Bomber for White Bomber's dimension... I feel like I'm gonna regret doing that for the ending of MM:DM S2
4. Chapter 11 of SBR
5. I Bomber-fied Amanda Peril from Lode Runner's Rescue since the original Bomberman was Jake Peril from Lode Runner
6. Player 1 from Atomic Bomberman
7. The discarded vulgar lines from Atomic Bomberman
8. There are 10 versions of Shiro that will appear
9. June 24 is a special day for both The Philippines and I
10. Some of the places in Reno are places that I have been to... I even found a classmate of mine when I was there in my 2017-2018 winter break!
11. Dog-piling children
12. NFL accidents
13. Some places require certain articles as to prove that you are a legit citizen
14. As said before, Bombermen may be metal, but they are also organic
That's all for now folks!
