Carson Range, Nevada (June 25, 2019)...

(Play Mega Man: Fully Charged- Concept Theme Remix ("Mega-nize me")...)

Mega Man was aiming his Mega Buster with the autofire ready to open fire on the Skull-prison, he primed his buster into using a special feature that was going to be used in the ruined Deathmatch games called Replication Application. When he opened fire at the wall's turrets, every one of the Robot Masters and Bombermen charged towards the gate as they then started hurling bombs and fired lasers at the walls between them. As for those that wanted to go up close to the wall and create an opening, the Damans fired volleys of explosive marbles that punctured the walls. *Bang!* With Quake Woman breakbreaking the last layers, the attacking party then ran into the hole, disabling the multitude of Mets, Tellies, Sniper Joes and PiPi that rushed into attack them.

"DROP IN THE BIRD SH@T!!!" Cut Man screamed out as Honey Woman then flew in with an entire shopping cart full of liquified duck feces and dumped it onto the first enemy Robot Master who got out... *splat!* It was Tomohawk Man.

"*pbbt! pbbt!* BLEH! SH#T! WHAT WAS THAT?!" The Robot Master shouted out before being pushed onto the ground by a KOed Snake Man. "HNG! GET OFF ME, YA SCALIE!"

(Stop the song...)

As the Damans covered the friendly Robot Masters, who were attacking the Wilybots, Aka found a certain chip that she used as well as a special chip called 'Bomb Changer'. Thinking that it could change the bomb into something a little more powerful, such as converting her Lobber bombs into Power Bombs once more, she inserted the chip along with the Race Changer (SBR Chapter 6's race changing chip). Pressing the Punch Gauntlet's buttons, she felt herself grow taller... *poof!* But smoke enveloped her. When the smoke settled, all there was was a beachball-sized black, rubber-like bomb with eyelids... That had a lit fuse that refused to detonate said bomb what-so ever.

"*hiss! BANG!* WE NEED H- HOLY CRAP! THERE'S A BOMB ON THE FLOOR!" Mizu shouted out, preparing to kick the bomb. The eyelids then opened, revealing a green pair of eyes with long eyelashes. Good thing it came with a mouth.

"hmm? Mizu?! HOW THE HECK DID YOU GET SO BI- *boing* IIIIIIIIIIG!!!" The bomb then flew straight into Charge Man's funnel.

"Huh? I swore I heard Aka!" The poor girl didn't think that the bomb IS Aka before hopping around in pain.

"*plub!* AHHHHHHHH!!! I CANNOT BREATHE!!!" The orange Robot Master known as Charge Man screamed out before blasting the poor bomb into one of the prison's windows.

"AHHHHH!!!" No-one heard her.

"*Badadadadadadadadadadadada! Hiss!* Aw... Crap! Tempo! I need to use your ability!" Mega Man shouted out after touching his overheated forearms He then reached towards Quake Woman, only to trip and touch her posterior by accident. While said Robot liked the warmth, they are currently in a combat scenario.

"*blushes* Uh... *shakes her head...* CLOSE QUARTER COMBAT!!! YEEYEEYEEYEEYEEYEE!!!!" Quake Woman and a now green and violet Mega Man then began to pummel some of their opponents with the drills, with an over-excited Quake Woman screaming out random nonsense. Meanwhile, Splash Woman finished off Snake Man and Tomohawk Man and then stopped to stare at Quake Woman in jealousy.

"... Skank!"

With Shiro...

When the last six strange Bombermen awoke, it was stranger than it already was. One looked like he wore an armored gimp-suit with chains, the other Shiro resembled what he looked like when he was part of the Jetters, another one looked like Mighty's Buggle Bomber ego and the final guy-version of Shiro was equipped with Bemote Bombs and a vest with a red cape. The last two were girls... But that didn't mean that they were weak at all. One had a red scarf, just like Shiro and also has Remote Bombs while the other... She was one of a kind, really, out of everyone, she was the only one with pixelated eyes. Looking like a CuBa operative, she wore what resembles Shiro's 'Riot' combo (Speed Helmet, Perfect Shield, Wave Cannon and Grip Spikes/Spiked Boots), perfect for stunning people, blocking the user from oncoming projectiles and not sliding on ice. We shall call them Gladius, Gen, Buggle, Might, Dance and Shi-Shi.

"... How the heck are we each other from different dimensions?!" Dance blurted out in shock.

"Well, I don't know, especially since one of us is literally the daughter of a different version of ourselves. That isn't the point now." Shiro then commented before looking at everyone. "... Where's Ice and Guts?"

"Snowflake over here is waiting for some action!" Atomic then boasted when he saw that the Robot Master was planning out their escape route.

"Guts and I are, 'Tomic! But we are gonna need weapons... Crap..." The Eskimo-like Robot then stared at the floor. There was one thing that no-one even thought about. Before the Deathmatch event, Dr. Light had to alter all of the event's part-takers and give them copies of Mega Man's Variable Copy Weapons System, which copies the abilities of defeated or physically contacted Robot Masters. Also, there is a network for the VCWS... So Ice and Guts could have used the Mega Buster, Rolling Cutter, Thunder Beam, Search Snake, Charge Kick, Silver Tomohawk, Splash Trident and one of the more recent abilities, Quake Drill. This then gave Guts an idea and placed himself in a squatting position.

"Wait! I got something! HNNG! *pants* HNNG! *pants again* HNN-" The squatting Guts Man was abruptly cut of by Gen.

"... Are you trying to crap?!"

"No! Now... HNG- *changes color to gray* Rolling Cutter! Now that's what I'm talkin' about!" The gray Guts Man clamored as he then took out a giant pair of scissors. All Ice could do was facepalm himself, much to the hearty, but silent, laughter from everyone in the room.

"*smack!* Why didn't I think of that?!"

Chapter 8 end...

So, question for those reading Deafmatch Seasons 1 and 2, who do you think in this series (Simply Stupid in general) could be shipped with Rock?

SS!Mega Man: Yea- Wait, WHAT?!

Yes, you! Anyways, who would be better for the Blue Bastard, the Perverted Mermaid or the Dunce of a Polynesian/Filipina? Comment in the reviews! If you want, instead of those two, pick a character you think would be best! Good luck!

References:

1. Mega Man: Fully Charged's Replication Application ability

2. DROP IN THE BIRD SH#T!!!

3. The Change Bomber ability from Bomberman Blast

4. SBR chapter 6's Race Changing chip! It changes one Bomberman's ethnicity into another while keeping a certain aspect such as keeping that big blue marble if they are a Daman!

5. The Quake Drill ability from the Mega Man comics from Archie Comics

6. Amazon screeching

7. I have some story ideas through Buggle and Might... If I can

8. The playable avatar from Bomberman: Act Zero

9. Two more female versions of Shiro

10. An alternate version of the Bomberman Anti-Virus from Custom Battler Bomberman/Bomberman 2 DS

11. Are you trying to crap?!

If you have an idea of whom Rock should pair up with, comment about it! Well, that's all, folks!