Just so you folks know, I am still waiting foe the polls...
I don't own Mega Man, Bomberman, Dig Dug, Baraduke, Kamen Rider nor Kirby. They belong to Capcom, Konami, Bandai Namco, Toei and Nintendo.
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SS!Mega Man: Boi!
Out on the Skull Prison's courtyard...
"Where the heck is Bomb?!" Cut shouted out as he and Elec Man/Trav were fighting Magnet Man and Sword Man. Cut was holding his head scissors like a pair of shuriken and Trav was in a Wushu position known as Ban Ma Bu. The two Lightbots stopped to stare at at their two opponents in expectation and were very anxious for Bomb to appear out of nowhere.
"I really don't know! All I want is that we'd be given the chance to get into the prison! Anyways, I think I know where he is..." Trav then pulled out his cellphone and ran for his life.
With Bomb Man...
The orange, yellow and black Robot Master was helping the Horis complete their cottage when he suddenly recieved a phone call from a distressed Trav.
"*beep* Yellop?"
"Bomb, where are you?! We are at the other side of the Carson Range! We found out where the Doc is!"
"I'm with Taizo and Masuyo. Want me to bring in some back up? I hear some fighting and I swore that I saw Hard Man fly past the forest!"
"... HOW THE F#CK DID YOU NOT KNOW?!?!?! WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR OVER HERE!"
"Well jeez! Sorry! I'll ask Taizo and Masuyo for help, capiche?"
"CAPICHE! *Kzzt! Padaboom!*" The phone went silent.
"... Well, that went pretty well!" Taizo exclaimed as Masuyo went to get her suit, Jet Pack and Plasma Cannon. Masuyo then had something to say.
"Let's not keep them wai-"
"Ahp-ap-ap! I still need to call in a few more people! *beep!* Hey! We need some help... Do you wanna go to Nevada?" Bomb had a few friends in mind to also call in... A pink ameoba, a five Kamen Riders and the ALL of the DLN Robot Masters that were still at home. "Yeah! Thanks! *beep!* We will meet up with a few friends near the other side of the Carson Range!"
Masuyo only had one thing to say as she and Taizo equipped their iconic helmets. Taizo also said something to say.
"Well, Taizo?" The space marine asked towards her Earthly counterpart.
"Well, Masuyo?" The driller asked back towards his interstellar/dimensional counterpart.
"... Let's do '05, what do you say?"
"... With or without the Drill-Pump option?"
"Use it. But keep it PG, dammit! *sigh* Sorta reminds me of how we met..."
"When you crashed into a rice farm back at Malaysia?"
"And you opened up the containers of Paccets by accident? Yeah... Good times."
"*sigh* Can't believe I forgot to get a gun. At least I modified my drill into an LMG, right?" Taizo picks up his drill and shows it to Masuyo.
"Right!"
"Let's meet up with these people you're talking about. *Bang!*" Taizo fired a 50 cal. round into a log. Bomb had to ask something.
"Hey, do you guys want to teleport?"
"Huh?/Yeah!" Taizo was confused and Masuyo wanted them to teleport. The two then stared at Bomb in anticipation.
"Hold onto my shoulders." Calibrating his destination, Bomb, along with the two humans, teleported to the city of Reno.
At Reno's...
"*badap!* We're here!" Bomb shouted out as the trio opened their eyes. Masuyo opened her eyes before slapping Taizo's cheeks to try to open his eyes. The poor human kept his eyes shut the entire time.
"*slap! slap! slap!* Hng... I'm awake!" Taizo then opened his eyes and stared at Masuyo in confusion. "Why did you do that?!"
"I thought it was the only way!"
"*sigh* Very well then." The trio then ran off to the nearest sky tram and searched for the folks that Bomb called. Why did they take a sky tram? During the first 'Wily War', the United Nations decided that all Robot Masters must teleport onto a sidewalk instead of teleporting to their exact destination so that said robot types do not cause collateral damage. Just like when they nearly banned anime just because of the lolis.
Reaching to the other side of the mountain, they noticed that there were flashes of light appearing a few miles away. That was the battlefield. Looking back, they saw a yellow star, a rocket with some people attatched to it and a red pair of wings flying towards them at high velocity. A small army Robot Masters (DLNs 00A-072 minus Splash Woman and Honey Woman, who is inside the battlefield already...) then ran up the mountain to reach the trio. The small army was lead by Bond Man, Metal Man, Time Man, Stone Man and Concrete Man. The 'Light family' was PISSED that Dr. Wily has Guts and Ice as captives.
"Bond! Glad to see you and the others here!" Bomb clamored as he saw Time Man, Metal Man, Stone Man and Concrete Man get up with him. "... Metal? Stone?"
"Yeah?/Yep?"
"Thanks for helping... Even if you are fighting your family."
"No probs!/It's good to give a helping hand, so you're welcome!" The two ex-Wily-bots responded with content smiles.
Summoning a buzz saw, Metal predicted where to throw the blade and hurled the blade into the air... "*thwa-chk!* MAH BALLZ!!!" The Metal Blade managed to snipe-cut into Plant Man's little metal amigo deeply. It was the signal for every member of the army that it was now the time to act.
"Taizo! Let's take to the sky!" With that, Masuyo/Kissy lifted Taizo/Dig Dug and flew above the prison.
"What is we collapse the prison?" Taizo notice a minor fault line that went underneath the prison and had an idea... It is questionable as to why the prison on top of a hazardous piece of land near a populated city though.
"Just like New Zealand?"
"Yeah! Sink it like the islands!"
"That can work! We just need to make sure that no-one is in it!"
"Okay! I'm gonna provide support!"
"How?! With the LMG?"
"Yeah! Watch this!" The Dig Dug then fired a bullet at Gravity Man.
"*thwap-clank!* OOH MAH #SS!!!" Then Star Man-
"OW!!! MY MAXIMUS DONGLEUS!!!" TMI... The next shot caused Sword Man to drop his sword on a Met.
"Doh! I dropped my swo-" Said Robot Master was then shived by Neongee's daggers. "*clank-lank-lank-lank-lank-lank-lank!* AHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
All Taizo and Masuyo could do was stare at the Bombermen and friendly Robot Masters brawling against a notorious criminal's Robot Master army.
"... Wat da fawk?" Masuyo then asked, mimicking a parot when it speaks.
Chapter 10 end...
References...
1. Wushu (a martial arts format)
2. For the first time in Simply Stupid, Elec Man and Bomb Man have extremely crucial parts in the story!
3. Kirby and the Rider Prick!!! cast!
4. As a reminder, Taizo and Masuyo met after Masuyo crashed landed in Malaysia... And they are literal counterparts to each other!
5. The Drill/Pump is back!
6. All of the Mega Man 1 Robot Masters are now in Nevada! (Mega Man, Cut Man, Guts Man, Ice Man, Fire Man, Elec Man, Bomb Man, Bond Man, Time Man and Oil Man!) The DWN-traitors (Metal Man and Stone Man) are also with them!
7. "Ooh! Mah #ss!" Luke/SMG4 from the Hobo Bros.
8. When the UN attempted to ban anime...
That's all folks! Post who you guys think on who would be better with Mega Man! Team 'Sweet Home, Alabama' or Team 'Dis Pinoy is da toy'? Just kidding on the names though! Review it, please?