Well... This is one of the last few chapters for the Bomberman-Light Rescue arc. After this arc, I will take a break from continuing the story for at least a week before working on the next few chapters.

Who-will-go-on-a-date-with-Mega-Man-poll:

Q. Woman: 1

S. Woman: 0

I am just a highschool student in a little town in LA, so I don't own Mega Man nor Bomberman nor any other series that shows up in the Simply Stupid series!

Read, Review, and Enjoy!

In the Skull Prison...

"POOOOOOPS!/DAAAAAAD!"

"GUTS MAN! ICE MAN!"

"POOOOOOPS!" Everyone in the closet paused to stare at Guts, who was teary and unaware. They swore he said poops.

"... The heck?!" White shouted out as he cringed at the poor pronunciation. "Did he-"

"*Pfft!* HAHAHA!!! Ah... Yeah. He said poops!" Gen laughed out as he and Atomic fist bumped.

"I know, right? *smack!* Ow! The heck was that for?!" Atomic then shouted out when an annoyed Aka bopped him on the head with a large wooden hammer.

"We have to leave this place as soon as we can! I came in with a mob of Robots Masters and Bombermen! And..." Aka then stared at Shiro before holding his left hand. "... How do I get out of this armor?"

"Uh... Aka, that suit is not meant for Damans... It's meant for Chimeras." Realizing that what he said was true, she then tried pulling the Kick Boots off. When that failed, Shiro cracked the boots into 6 parts per boot. He then did the same for the Punch Gauntlets by disassembling the Punch Gloves and the golden bracelets. "*crack!* There we go! These things were supposed to form on the user's hands! How did it fail to do that?!"

"I have no idea!"

"*sigh* Let me put it on." After equipping his 'Explosive Bomberman' armor, he used the Race Changer chip to alter his appearance of a Layer. "Hmm... Oh! You forgot the power sources! Use the gauntlets to summon them! The bracelets use a different power source though..."

Aka then stared at the armor pieces and noticed that the strange gold emblems on the gauntlets and boots were missing. When Shiro summoned them, she had one word to say: "Crap..."

"... I think I should use a shield with this. Anyways... Let's go."

After recieving the directions to the exit, the 14 escapees went through the entrance Aka and Dr. Light entered. Destroying everything in their path, they destroyed dozens of the steadily growing army of PiPi and Tellies. When they were surrounded by PiPi, they heard a maniacal chuckle.

"*chuckles* Look what we have here! The aliens and the counterparts! As well as Dr. LIGHT and DLNs 004 and 005!" Dr. Wily laughed out as he then aimed 11 railgun turrets from his Wily Capsule at the 14. "I was hoping to have 10 of you kill each other and use Guts Man, Ice Man and the victor as the base for new Robot Masters!"

"CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE US ALONE YOU OLD CREEP?!" Aka hysterically screamed out as she then fired a Daman Marble at the Wily Capsule, only to have another railgun turret fire a tungsten bolt, shattering the marble and penetrating her left servo, immobilizing her as she fell to the floor. Shiro got her just in time though. "Huh- *KA-THOOM! Thud!* I- I can't feel m-my l- left leg... Not even my other... *hyperventilates*"

"Hehehe... What's wrong, EXTRATERRESTRIAL?! Not feeling too well?!"

"I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!!!"

"Aka! You're okay! You'll be okay, you hear me?!" Tending the Daman's wounds, Shiro noticed the large amounts of cold molten copper spewing out of her legs like a stream of water. Her body will bleed out unless he can preserve it. Using the Punch Gauntlet, he summoned a holographic heart that had three stars. "You see this heart that I am holding?! *recieves a nod...* I'm going to to shatter this and sprinkle it all over your body, okay?! *recieves a nod once again...* Okay!"

Seeing the commotion that just occurred, the counterparts, Guts Man and Ice Man scattered as to give Shiro some time to mend Aka's wounds...

With Mega Man...

"...EL MY LEGS!!!" Mega Man heard that as he ran in the halls of the Skull prison.

"Oh crap! Gotta get to Aka-"

"Not so fast, Rock!" A voice shouted out in concern as the Blue Bomber then turned aroud to see who was there. Cut and the others arrived to aid him in what he was going to do. Everyone involved with helping each other break in: The DLNs, Quake Woman, the Bombermen, Dig Dug and Kissy, Kirby and the five local Kamen Riders (OOO, Fourze, Ghost, Ex-Aid and Poppy).

"Cut, I can't! I just heard Aka shout out something in there! I have to help her!" Quake Woman then walked up to him and hugged him.

"Even if I just met her... She's still a friend that we gotta help. Walang mga kaibigan ang dapat iwanang (No friends should be left behind)! Hindi man ang mabuting Samaritan (Not even the good Samaritan)..." Mega Man was taken back by this.

"... Mabuting (Good) Samaritan?"

"Yeah... Good Samaritan... You helped others despite the odds! We should help also. Not just you..."

"Rock, your best trait is that you help others. We need you to keep helping and we want to join in, even if we get crippled! *sigh* Just let us join... Just this one one time." Splash Woman sighed out as she gripped her trident.

"You Robot Masters and Humans have your goals, rescuing Dr. Light and your fellow DLNs. We'll handle saving Shiro." Kuro replied, holding an unlit bomb like a mace. The 29 Bombermen then looked at each other in agreement... Despite the Masked Trio, Four Commanders and Elemental Knights not knowing who Shiro is.

"*sigh* Thank you... All of you! We all did this together and... Let's get what we are looking for!"

Back to Shiro and Aka...

"HAHAHAHA! *KA-THOOM-THOOM-THOOM!*" Holding a comatose Aka in bridal position, Shiro, in his Bomberman persona, bounced across the halls as Dr. Wily attempted to hit the two with more tungsten bolts.

As Bomberman ran, he inserted 4 blue glowing chips into his Punch Gauntlets, increasing his movement speed to the max and seeing the bolts slowly fly past him as he sprinted. The others were trying to distract him, but the bombs and buster attacks weren't doing any damage. Dr. Light was taking cover meanwhile as he checked in Dr. Wily's files for any weaknesses... Nothing that a normal explosive could do, sadly. When he felt a hand softly land onto his shoulder, the short old man saw a relieved Mega Man stare at him in concern.

"What happened here, Dad?"

"I came across aliens-"

"Same here."

"-Dimensional counterparts-"

"What?!"

"-And your brothers fighting Dr. Wily."

"Huh?!" The Blue Bomber turned to see Guts and Ice firing Silver Tomohawks and Crystal Balls at the heavily armored Wily Machine covered with railgun turrets.

"We need more firepower."

"Don't worry, just alter my systems! We have back up!" A pink arrow then picked up some flying bombs and hits a turret- *BANG!* damaging it to the point of no repair.

"*Gashacon Breaker!* Yah! *thunk!* Hey! I made a dent! Its weak against blunt force!" Ex-Aid shouted as Poppy ran up to Mega Man and inspected the large dent from 100 ft away.

"Sugoi (Awsome)! Help the people in white!"

"Hai (Got it)!" The two riders then ran off to aid the Bomberman counterparts, each with their own response of appreciation as Dr. Light finished the alteration.

"*huff* Don't worry- *huff* Aka! *huff* Hope fully help will arri-" A yellow plasmic bolt then barreled past the two and collided with the Wily Capsule

(Play Mega Man 2 Dr. Wily Stage 1-2 Bossfight Remix...)

"*Bap!* Grr... NOW WHA... MEGA MAN!!!" Dr. Wily shouted out as he then focused his fire on the blue speck on the floor, who then fire a charged shot.

"COMMENCING ROBOT MASTER REPLICATION APPLICATION!!!" Throwing out multiple chips in the air, Mega Man deleted his current loadout for previously copied abilities meant for all-out-brawls. "Mega Buster! Metal Blade! Crash Bomb! Leaf Shield! Air Shooter! Time Stop! Spark Shot! Hard Knuckle! Top Spin! Charge Kick! Flame Blast! Slash Claw! Flame SWORD! BLACK HOLE BOMB! I'M GONNA GET YOU, YOU DIRTY OLD MAN!!!"

Barely holding his sanity from holding more than 10 special abilities, Mega Man blindly charged as he strained his own body, just to try beating Dr. Wily senseless. When the first barrage of tungsten bolts fire, Mega Man jumped onto the bolts and ran on them, grabbing any projectiles as he used the last few seconds of the Time Stopper ability to hurl the bolts into a few of the turrets and disabled them. Using the momentum from the the burst of speed as the Time Stopper ability wore off, he aimed his Mega Buster down and sent a Hard Knuckle crashing into the cockpit.

"DIRTY OLD MAN! DIRTY OLD MAN! FLOP LIKE A FISH, YOU DIRTY OLD MAN! *KA-THOOM-THOOM-THOOM!* DIRTY OLD MAN! DIRTY OLD MAN! QUIT SHOOTING ME, YOU DIRTY OLD MAN!"

"... I gotta help that guy!" Shiro shouted as he laid Aka down and summoned a powerful explosive. "*hiss* Wide-Range Bomb... *fwoosh!* DANGEROUS BOMB!"

Hearing the 'Dangerous Bomb' sound out, Mega Man had a hunch that the nearby Bomberman will send an overpowered explosive and jumped away.

"BOMBER SHOT!!!" The Skull Emblemed explosive flew high into the air before violebtly plowing into the Wily Capsule...

Chapter 12 end...

This is close to the climax of this arc! With help from the Robot Masters and Bombermen, did they defeat Dr. Wily?

About the Bomberman Species:

A. Layers are the most common ethnicity on Planet Bomber... All they do is planting bombs.

B. Lobbers are the 2nd most Common and are the tallest (And skinniest)... These level headed folk charge their explosives and then throw the bomb.

C. Damans are the shortest, roundest and least common out of the three races. Much like some minorities from a few of Earth's countries, they are segregated from the other races due to their whisker-like cheek marks, incapability of producing bombs and Daman Marbles sticking out of their stomach areas... Pretty racist!

D. Chimeras are the hybrid race between the three races. Chimeras are normally produced from the Planet's Royal Family... It is necessary that the heir of the Planet's throne produces Bombs and have almost every trait that contradicts the other races (Such as Shiro, Mizu and Modori producing bombs despite having Daman Marbles) before claiming the throne though.

About the Robot Masters:

a. There are frame types ranging from light-weight (capable of constant flight) and heavy-weight (Heavy-lifting)

b. Just like Humans, Robot Masters can eat food as referenced to chapter 6 of MM:DM S1

c. Thanks to Dr. Light, Robot Masters replace the idea of Reploids being in Simply Stupid: They have free thought despite their programming. The only thing that restricts them are the 3 Laws of Robotics... Mega Man X and the Maverick Hunters may appear though... Maybe

References:

1. Poops

2. Those wierd gold pieces on the Custom Battler Bomberman/ Bomberman 2 DS

3. Medium Hearts and Wide-Range Bombs from Bomberman Quest

4. The Rider Prick! cast

5. Kirby

6. Mega Man's Super Smash Bros. moveset with the Time Stopper ability

7. Good Samaritan

8. A reference to the fact that Mega Man becomes insane if he stores too many abilities

9. A difference between Replication Application and the Variable Combat Weapons System is that the RA doesn't use an actual Robot Master to use the weapon! Unlike the VCWS, which plunges them in a digital prison full of the Robot Master's worst nightmares (I.e. Ice Man's worst fears are fire-breathing penguin furries)

10. Dangerous Bombs

That's all for now, folks!