SS!Bomberman: *squats on a punching bag...* Haha! What the heck is this thing? Its like a bag full of sand!
SS!Mega Man: Dude, that is a punching bag! Beat the crap out of it! Not teabagging it!
SS!Bomberman: *stops* Uh... What is teabagging?
SS!Mega Man: *sigh* Cian-Nueral does not own any of us except for Vivace, Chimney, Waltz and a few others in this f#!%ed up reality known as Simply Stupid.
Yeah... What he said. Don't get triggered! Read, Review, and Enjoy!
Pasig City, Philippines... (August 21, 2019)
Rock was walking with Tempo along the streets of Pasig City. They were walking around for a 'little' vacation after what happened back at the Light Mansion a few days ago. Rock wore a blue and white hoodie while Tempo wore a green tank top and a violet short skirt.
"Say, Tempo?"
"Oo?" Said Robot Master asked as she looked at him nervously.
"Where were some of the places that you worked at?"
"Hmm... Rojo Cebuano, the Pasig Rainforest park, uh... Oh! Maco Mine! That's at the island of Mindanao!"
"Why the Pasig Rainforest park?" Rock then asked as the two walked into SM Hypermarket Pasig.
"Vesper's a gardener there! So why not?"
"I guess you're right... Holy crap, this place is huge!" Rock couldn't believe his eyes when they walked into the SM Hypermarket. Lots of restaurants and department stores lined up the corridors with something good to see. In America, most of stuff would cost almost 8 dollars... But in the Philippines? Almost 400 Filipino pesos!
"*Pfft!* Wait till we go to SM North Edsa, SM Mall of Asia or even one of it's sister-malls in China!" The lime green Robot Master enthused as they walked around. "Wanna grab something? I see some restaurants that are popular here!"
"Uh... Like what?" Tempo sweated a little as she then fiddled with her fingers for a second.
"... Well... We have a Jollibee here..."
"Isn't that also at the US?"
"Yep! There's a Max's Chicken..."
"I saw one in Los Angeles... It's in Glendale."
"I think there's a Shakey's?"
"Do they have a buffet?" Spoiler alert! The Philippine branch of Shakey's doesn't have a buffet there nor an arcade... They have waiters and waitresses!
"Haha! No, they don't."
"*sigh* Fine... Is there a Chowking then?"
"Yep! It's down this escalator!" Tempo exclaimed as she gestured to the escalator that leads to the food court. It was huge. Bagnet foodstands, chow mein foodstands and stands for takoyaki and ramen were littered across the room! "There's the Chowking!"
Walking over to the stand, Tempo ordered for the both of them because of Rock is not exactly fluent in Tagalog. When she got their food after Rock paid, the cashier leaned over and whispered something to her as he took note of the next order from someone else.
"Boss! Nasa date ka ba kasama ang Mega Man (Are you on a date with Mega Man)? Ang (The) superfighting robot?" All Tempo did was give an embarrased smile as she walked off to sit with Rock. Shame that Rock doesn't know that. "Hehe! Swerte mong babae (You lucky girl)!"
"*plop!* Here's your siopao, Rock!" Tempo sang out as she then brought in a bowl of beef-wonton soup and places down Rock's food of choice... A rice bun full of pork.
"*opens the wrapper* Hm! Doesn't look like much unless I bite it... Maybe?" The Robot Masters ate their food, enjoying the taste. After they finished eating and left the SM Hypermarket, Rock and Tempo teleported back to the Light Mansion.
'I hope this will work out as planned!'
Back at the Light Mansion...
"No! You gotta do the air hump like THIS!" Cut Man shouted out as he did an exaggerated air thrust infront of Akabo and Ao. The three were messing around as they talked about stupid stuff they did at parties. One such subject they talked about was the failed breakdance on the pool before the failed Deathmatch games.
(Play La Macarena...)
"Like this? *air humps to the beat of* bum-bum-bum! bah-dom-bum-bum! Ayekuh hayekuh HOO hadah dayah! Hey! Macarena!" All the while, no-one was in the living room's 1st floor, most-likely trying to beat Emu in a no-save Mighty Action X speed run upstairs...
"TASTE THE WRATH OF MY TINY BLUE BALLS!!! *bang!* DAMMIT MIZU! THAT WAS MY KILL!!!" Nevermind, it's just another round of Splat-furries! Vivace was screaming her head off after said Bombergirl dropped an acidic paint bucket on her target ingame.
Walking into the room, Rock and Tempo were heading to the lab... Somewhat.
"So Tempo... What was Dr. Lalinde's reaction when she saw you speak English after I placed you inside of my helmet projector?" The lime and violet Robot Master shrugged.
(Stop the song)
"I didn't tell her! Only Vesper knows..." The two then entered the lab.
"Okay... Why are we here anyways?" Tempo slyly grinned as she then overrided the light's controls...
"Wanna have a talk?" Screams were heard... But it wasn't Tempo's.
Later at the Kareoke wing...
"Cum on feel the noize! Girls rock your boys! We get wild, wild, wild~! Wild, wild, wild~!" Sang Trav as he did the worm, wriggling like he has a siezure. "So you think I got an evil mind? I'll tell you honey! That I don't know why! I don't know why! So you think my singing's out of time! It makes me money! And I don't know why! And I don't know why~ anymore~! Oh no! Cum on feel the noize! Girls rock your boys! We get wil-"
Rock barged in, covered in burn marks and violet lip gloss, panting as he ran to Cut's room. "Weheheheheh!!! *slam!*"
"... Is this common?" Shiro asked as he selected the next song. Crete shrugged.
"Splash does that more than any of his fangirls... Pfft! SWEET HOME ALABAMA! WHERE THE SKIES ARE SO BLUE! SWEET HOME ALABAMA! LORD, I'M COMIN' HOME FOR YOU!" Crete just sang that as the Bomber-nebulan ruler stared at him in confusion.
"And if it isn't Splash Woman? I saw some burn marks and violet colored lip-smudges on him."
"Oh boy... Honey told me about what's going on and LOTS of people are after him... But I think it's Tempo this time."
"The island girl?"
"... I guess you can call her that?"
In Cut's room...
"Huhuhuhuhuh! Weh!" Cut was taking a shower when Rock barged into his room.
"... AHHHHHH!!! *gets hit by dropped soap* AHHH!!! WHAT THE HELL, ROCK?! I'M TAKING A SHOWER!!!"Cut accidentally dropped his bar of soap on his crotch. Rock did not hear as he cowered underneath his brother's bed.
"*shivers* T- Tempo sh- she mo- mo- mo-"
"Tempo did what, Rock?! What happened?!" The Robot Master shouted out as he shook Rock's head like a maraca.
"Sh- She molested me! She placed her lips on my lips and then started whispering about how she likes me! More than as a friend!" Rock cried out before hiding once more.
Earlier...
"So... Did you like what we did?" Tempo whispered as she scooted a little closer to Rock.
"Yeah! But why did you turn off the lights?" Holding Rock's hands, Tempo asked one question that went out differently.
"Uh... Do you... Do you think something is wrong with me? 'Oh f#!%! That wasn't what I meant to say!'" Rock laughed and released his hand from her's.
"Nah! I don't think you do! Why though?" Smiling with a reason, Tempo thought that maybe she could win Rock with a kiss... She decided to go with a mouth-to-mouth. It went for a few minutes with Rock being stunned as to what to do. When she pulled herself off...
"I think I am crazy for you! That's why... I like-like you!" She then clamored out before leaning onto the still prone Rock. When Rock felt his mouth and felt the lip gloss, the lip gloss melted and got all over his chin, chest and abdomen. He did not know what to think and screamed, causing Tempo to fall over. Trying to hold onto Rock, Tempo accidentally grabbed his hips and stroked his bum.
"... MOLESTAH!!! MOLESTAH!!! AHHH!!!" Rock then ran out of the room as fast as he could.
Chapter 15 end...
Well... The poll has been answered! Through an old comic idea I had that has been altered to the point that Splash didn't try strangling Tempo just like Season 1!
Referancas (Idiotic joke, I know):
1. For the first time, a Simply Stupid chapter happens in another country other than the UK (Sudrian Stupids and Medieval Dishonor), Mongolia (Medieval Dishonor), Japan (Rider Prick!!! and Kaiju Krumble?) or the US (MM:DM S1, Rider Prick!!!, Kirby in: TRIGGERland, Stupid Bomberman Rangers and MM:DM S2)! Gotta give a cultural reference to another country other than doing that for PARA-CROSS anyways!
2. SM Hypermarket Pasig
3. Rojo Cebuano Quarry, Pasig Rainforest Park and Maco Mine
4. Referral to not one... but TWO of the biggest Malls on Earth: SM North (8th biggest) and SM Tianjin (3rd biggest)!
5. Jollibee, Max's Chicken, Shakey's and Chowking
6. Air humping
7. La Macarena
8. Kamen Rider
9. Teh Spearhead's Lives of: The Grunts
10. Vivace, an OC that appeared last chapter
11. Quit Riot's Cum on feel the Noize
12. Lynrd Skynrd's Sweet Home Alabama
13. Barging into Squidward's bathtime
14. The kissing scene was originally going to be used as the final scene of MM:DM S1 before I decided to create MM:DM S2... As mentioned before, Splash and Tempo were going to beat the crap out of each other before Rock ran into Cut's room- Shouting out obscene comments like 'Begone thots! Begone you wicked thots!!!'
That's all for now, folks!