Let's get back into the arcs now.
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Cut Man's room, September 2, 2019...
"hrm... *sniff sniff* Hrm... *snort* What smells like barbeque?" Cut groaned out as he got up from his bed... Only to get pulled down by a ball like hand. "What the frog... Who's hand is this?!"
Lifting the bed's covers, Cut trembled as he just realized who was in his bed with him. Momo was in there with him.
"Wait... Why is she in here agai-"
"Momo?! Where are you?!" Orioke called out before opening the door. "Cut! Have you seen M-"
That woke Momo up and stared at the door. "... Hi?"
"Momo! Were you sleeping with Cut?!" Akabo then stormed into the room and stared at Cut.
"Frack..."
At the lab...
"So... I can summon your armor?" Aka asked as she and Shi-Shi kept swapping control of her body. "Same design as Shiro's! How do I do that? Spread your legs and close your eyes, think of which ability you want and then jump!"
Shiro stared at the two and did nothing as he tried to drink from a straw... "*hiss* Aw..." Only for the straw to desintegrate in his mouth. Staring in disappointment at the molten piece of plastic, Shiro removed the straw and drank from the glass.
"Hmm... Ooh! What is it?! Say it! Hover and Remote Bombs!" Jumping up, Aka felt some pieces of armor for around her body before landing on the ground. It was an extremely tight fit. "T- Too tight! *sigh* Looks like we cannot fit in it anymore."
"*Beep* Warning! Your body's mass is too heavy for the Hover Suit to lift your body! Go eat a salad, fat girl!" The armor beeped out before leaving a Wireless Helmet, a pair of purple Hover Boots and a Remote Detonator gauntlet on Aka.
"Well! We can always go for a few more pieces of armor! Like what?! Have you tried getting an Omni Shield combo? What's that?" Shiro stared at Aka/Shi-Shi and shook his head.
"You two better use something different. Not an Omni Shield! Those things can't even last for five seconds."
"Well sorry! Aka and I are trying to protect this round body from taking any damage! Mhm!"
"*sigh* If it helps, then why not!" Shi-Shi then cheered before Aka took over once more.
"Speed Helmet, Omni Shield and Hover Boots! I feel like we will need bigger boots..." Jumping once again, Aka felt her Helmet and Gauntlet morph and a yellow, white and orange chestplate with six floating rhombuses. "... Are the diamonds necessary? Don't ask. Fine... Can I still hover? Nope. Just fast movement and an Omni Shield."
"Press the red crystal on your yellow bangles to activate the shield." Shiro called out as he walked up to her. When Aka complied, Shiro was compressed onto the floor by a blue holographic sphere. "Hmphm! *squeak! Vwomp!* Hng... *gasp* Now I know what it feels to touch that thing!"
"Sorry! I didn't mean to do it so close!" Shiro got up and stretched his body.
"*kr-krack!* I- It's oka- *crack!*- It's okay! That happens sometimes." Rock walked in and coughed.
"*cough* Shiro, your ship's finally fixed. Aka, Shi-Shi? Nice armor, but you two look like a beach ball stuck in a pretzel. Let's go outside and see the ship!" Shiro and a pouty Aka/Shi-Shi complied as they followed Rock to the garden. They were shocked with the looks of the ships... They looked the same. Running up to the three, were Orioke and Ki.
"We can finally go home! YESSSSSSSSS!!!" Ki shouted out before taking a bite out of a slice of pizza. He held Deral in a jar while talking to them. "Mmm... Gonna miss you and the others, Rock! We'll make sure a Robot Master Teleportation grid is added! We just need some blueprints... Maybe."
"Well... That's why some of us are going with you guys." Shiro, Aka and Ki stared at Rock in shock.
"Really?! Who's coming?" Rock then started counting with his fingers.
"Let's see... Guts, Bomb, Splash, Honey- *BANG!*"
"I DIDN'T MEAN TO SLEEP WITH YOUR SISTER! CUT IT IT OUT!" The four/five then stared at Cut, who was running from an angry Orioke and Akabo.
"WE DON'T NEED AN EXCUSE! YOU SLEPT WITH MOMO!!!" Akabo was roaring in anger as he threw some more bombs. Momo was following the three, trying to get them to stop.
"Please stop! He invited me into his room last night because the guest room's AC stopped working!"
"... and Cut. I'm not coming."
"Why though?"
"There's this disease going around and I don't want the others to get sick. It's attacking Robot Masters for some reason."
"And it's name?"
"Roboenza." The Garden became quiet after hearing that.
"*sigh* When all of this is over, maybe we should hang out while I'm trying to do some inter-galactic diplomacy!"
"That would be awesome! When you guys come visit... You guys can meet some other guys that I know!"
"Like?"
"Some of Emu's friends back in Japan, there are special pipes that lead to a few other dimensions called Warp-Pipes, there are these popular heroes called the Avengers, a pair of Eskimos that were frozen for a couple hundred years, a few former boxers and... Hm... What else?" Shiro stared in confusion as Rock then had an idea. "Aha! We can hang out with Taizo!"
"Taizo?"
"The guy who was also in white with a large drill on his back!"
"Oh! Okay! I guess I can do that! *sigh* Thanks for the rescue, few weeks ago."
"No problem. If you and Aka get married though... There are lots of places on Earth that the two of you can go to for your honeymoon." Shiro and Aka then stared at each other in confusion. "Taking a vacation together after your wedding!"
"Oh... Shiro, he wants us to take a vacation after our wedding! Shi-Shi! He's mine, not yours! But we are the same person now! Mine, digital cobslu- *Cl-clank!* Eep/Ah!" Aka/Shi-Shi jumped onto Shiro's arms after hearing a large wrench fall onto the floor.
"DAMMIT CUT! IT'S ON MY TAIL!!!" Splash whined out before struggling to lift the wrench. When she raised the wrench above her head, she fell over like an imbalanced chair. "Ah- *thud* Mph mph (This stinks)!"
"... Do you have any other sibling that can weld?" Deral asked as Rock shook his head.
"She welded a ship back together. Despite trying to do some romantic with me... Eh! I'd give her an S for determination. If we weren't from the same production line!" Shiro looked back in his memories and remembered a similar event.
A few months ago... (SBR chapter 11)
"... Girls?" Shiro whispered as he looked into Momo's bunk and Mizu's room in fear. Their arms turned entirely gray a few hours after the others left to get some medicine. All because of Kuro's neglectful duty of not letting Shiro into the ship.
"* pant pant pant pant pant PANT PANT PANT PANT* Momo? Mizu? Please don't do it with me! Please!" It was Momo and Mizu... They had... Questionable looks: Grey arms and antennae along with dazed eyes filled with lust. Now it was a gamble between preventing a scarring event or falling to the dirty-minded clutches of his poisoned little sisters.
"*pant* Bomberman... *pant* F! # ME!" Momo mindlessly screamed out before attempting to punch Mizu.
Back to the present...
"WHY IS THIS MEMORY ALWAYS COMING BACK TO ME?!?!" Rock stared at him awkwardly before Ki took over.
"Heh... Momo and Mizu got sick and went after Shiro's ding do- *Cl- clank!*- That happened after we escaped Planet Bomber. *sigh* I wonder if they cleaned up the Cursed powder cloud!" Ki joked before getting bonked on the head by a wrench. "*thud!* Ow! Who's throwing the wrenches?!"
"GET BACK HERE YOU ORANGE VIBRATOR!!!" Orioke screamed out as she threw a bucket of wrenches at Cut.
"YOUR SISTER WENT INTO MY BED! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!"
"So... Who sent you, Deral?" Shiro asked as Deral formed two cartoonish eyes while maintaing her liquid state.
"M- My creator."
"What's the name of your creator?"
"B- Bagura. He made me with micro-chips, magnets and a metallic liquid."
"... Tell everyone that we are leaving tomorrow evening!" Shiro barked out as he walked back into the Light Mansion. "We are gonna pay Bagura a visit and take back what he took from us.
Little did they know that Deral's little stunt at KaijiCon spurred up a huge fiasco.
Chapter 17 end...
Rock won't be in the story often now that Mega Man 10's events just started... But we now have a chance to give the Robot Masters a chance to feel what the Bombermen feel soon! After chapter 18, we will finally bring them to space.
References:
1. False accusation of sleeping with other people... Momo went into Cut's room soberly! Not intoxicated
2. Custom Battler Bomberman/Bomberman 2 DS's Omni Barrier... It stuns people while encasing you in an orb of blue light
3. "Eat a salad!"
4. Mega Man will be absent because of the Roboenza crisis from Mega Man 10
5. Kamen Rider
6. The Marvel Cinematic Universe
7. Super Mario Bros. Warp Pipes
8. Punch Out!!
9. Popo and Nana from Ice Climbers
10. Dig Dug and Kissy
11. If Rock and Splash weren't from the same production line, I would have done a different plot for Deafmatch
12. Stupid Bomberman Rangers chapter 11: Shiro almost gotten molested by Momo and Mizu all because of a giant toxic dust cloud... Until chapter 12, where Ki force fed them their medicine
13. Shiro's gonna whip some #ss soon!
That's all for now, folks!
