Well... Deral was supposed to be a scout for Bagura for planets to conquer. Now the Bombermen will have to deal with launching problems.
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The Light Mansion, September 3, 2019...
"WE WON'T LET THOSE F#!%ERS TAKE THIS LAND!!!" Cut and Momo shouted out before locking the doors. After Rock left to fight a Robot Master named Pump Man, news reporters started flocking the Light Mansion after Fox News shown unreleased footage of the Royal Bombermen crashing into the Light-Wily Deathmatch games. Someone then spreaded rumors that they escaped from Area 51. When the reporters first arrived, they spotted Shiro, Plasmajet/Plasma Bomber and Regelus chatting about fighting Bagura at the swimming pool. Noticing the reporters, they jumped into the pool and swam through Splash's tunnel to the inside of the Light Mansion. The Light Mansion is currently on lockdown.
"Crete! What's going on?!" Honey shouted as she flew around in panic. The only people in the Light Mansion are the Bombermen, Cut, Guts, Fire Man, Bomb, Crete, Toto, Splash, Gem/Jewel Man, Mag, Honey and Galaxy.
"News reporters are everywhere!!!" Toto shouted out before slamming nails onto the doors. Guts and Crete were trying to keep the doors closed after Cut and Momo got exhausted. The only thing that made things worse was the fact that someone is using a 10-man battering ram on the lock... So the locks were destroyed. "*kr-thud! Kr-krack!* CRAP! THE 1ST WAVE OF LOCKS ARE GONE!"
"WAIT! WE HAVE TO GET OUR XBOX!" Mizu shouted as she unplugged the Xbox one and made her way to Cut and Momo. She nearly got grabbed by a bunch of hands that were trying to get her.
Everyone then prepped the next wave of defences by running into the living room. Shutting off the living room from the outside, they devised a plan to get outside. Yesterday, Guts and Crete, with the help of Auto, moved the Bombermen's ships into Rock and Rush's tunnel door to the outside. When everyone got to the ships, Crete tripped into one of the Jetter Dropship's cabinets while Toto got pushed into the pilot's seat, activating the Bomber-Shuttle's engines. Crete has Fire Man, Splash, Gem and Galaxy stuck underneath his large frame.
(Play OutKast 64- Bomberman over Baghdad...)
"Oh... No... SOMEONE OPEN THE TUNNEL DOOR!!!" Exclaimed Toto as he heard the engines roar to life. The ships started accelerating at a slow rate before someone jumped out... It was Mag.
"IT'S OKAY! YOU GUYS GO AHEAD! I'LL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING HERE!" Mag shouted out as he opened the tunnel doors. As the two ships flew out, Mag shut the doors and contemplated as to what he should do. "Heh... What of I made crystals and pretend that Gem made meth? Nah! I'll... Hm... I should call Ice and see if he needs help."
With the Bombermen and Robot Masters...
"AHHHHHHH!!!" Was what was heard as the Bomber-Shuttle and Jetter Dropship blasted to the Bomber Nebula.
(Stop the song...)
"*Bvvv...* AHhh... Oh... Hey! We stopped!" Splash exclaimed as everyone else also stopped screaming.
"But the Bomber Nebula..." Artemis murmured as everyone in the Jetter Dropship stared through the window... The Bomber Nebula has changed since the Bomberman Rescue team left. When Crte and the other Robot Masters (sans Splash) tumbled out of the cabinet, they realized something was wrong...
"Galaxy?" Crete asked as they realized what happened. They stowed away by accident.
"Yeah?"
"I think we got blasted off with the others!" All of the stow-aways, minus Fire Man, then screamed.
"AHHHHHHH!!! WE'RE IN SPACE!!!"
"*click* Jetter to Bomber-Shuttle, come in Bomber-Shuttle." Mauve Cilary called out as she then stared at the stow-aways.
"Bomber-Shuttle to Jetter. What's the problem?" Ao was the one that answered.
"What do you see outside of the cockpit's window? Also, Fire Man, Crete, Toto, Gem and Galaxy are stuck in the ship with us."
(Play Orchestral Bomberman Theme by David Chang...)
"... Planet Bomber is... Dying." Looking at Planet Bomber, Ao was right. The atmosphere of Planet Bomber was gloomy and dark... As though something powerful took root on it.
"All because of my injury..." Orioke whispered out as she stared at the floor.
"It wasn't your fault... None of us were prepared for the attack on me." Shiro sighed out as he stared at Planet Bomber once more.
"What happened?" Cut asked as he, Guts and Honey walked out and stared at the Bombermen's home planet. "You guys had two goals when we first met you guys! What caused this whole mess?"
"Shiro was almost assaulted during Orioke's birthday party." Kuro responded. He then picked up a box full of photos that were transferred from Gut's camera. "Its a miracle that Orioke survived being dismembered after taking the full force of a bomb to her face."
"So ya'll mean to say that the whole lot of ya Bommermin' have outlaw varmint's?" Fire Man asked from the Jetter-Dropship's cockpit.
"Yeah... Then a coup happened."
"Ah! So like Iulius Squeazer!" The Bombermen did not get the joke Honey made. "N- No-body gets my pun? *sigh* So, Julius Ceasar was betrayed by his closest fr-"
"TMI, Honey."
"Fine..."
"What should we do now?" Everyone stared at Midori. The youngest of the Royal Bombermen picked up his green Fire-Shield and stared at its blue power gem.
"... We take back what's ours... And in a good way. It's gonna take a few weeks, probably." Shiro commented as he piloted the Bomber-Shuttle to a village he and most of the royalty recognize: YuYu Village. The Jetter Dropship tailed behind it as they entered the exosphere of Planet Bomber.
WaSho, Planet Bomber's Capitol...
"... talk, Buggle Bomber, or else I will-"
"Kill everyone that I know of, I get it." Mightybom retorted as he hung from the cieling. "I get that you revived and brainwashed the other Dastardly Bombers and I just so you can take over the Nebula, but this is a little extreme, even for you. You really are a shell of your former self."
"Well... This former shell has given me this glorious power!" Bagura shouted out as electicity sparked from his hands. Mighty scoffed.
"*pfft* I know that the others are safe. There will be a time when this will be over."
"You will wish that... ONCE I AM DONE WITH YOU!" The room was filled with cries of agony as Bagura electrocuted Mighty without a second thought.
"EA- EAT A B- BA- BALL S- S- SACK Y- YOU N- NAS- STY O- OLD- D F- FART!!! AH!!!" No-one can hear the cries... Bagura is the emperor, and no-one is going to stop him until he is finally put down once and for all... Or will he?
Chapter 18 end...
Just like the Bombermen, the Light-bots will experience what happens when you are new to another planet. Rock/Mega Man, Ice/Ice Man and Tempo/Quake Woman may not appear until the last few chapters for the DeafMatch-SBR-Saga, but we will have more Robot Masters that will have major parts: Bomb/Bomb Man (DLN-006), Fire Man (DLN-007), Crete/Concrete Man (DLN-065), Toto/Tornado Man (DLN-066), Gem/Jewel Man (DLN-069) and Galaxy Man (DLN-072).
References:
1. Pump Man and Mega Man 10
2. Game Grumps
3. The upcoming Area 51 raid
4. The Bombermen's Xbox from SS:SBR and MM:DM S1
5. Crystal meth jokes
6. Most of the Mega Man 9 Robot Masters are here!
7. SS: Stupid Bomberman Rangers ch1
8. As some of you may know, Julius is related to the word Iulius
9. Julius Ceasar
10. "Eat a ball sack, you nasty old fart!"
That's all, folks!
