Sorry that it's been awhile. I was having a few problems. So, some of the Robot Masters went with the Bombermen. Let's see their reactions as they interact with Shiro's home village... Or one of them, due to the Jetter-Guard bases. So... I heard that the Area 51 raid failed to amass into a mob. What was that about? Nevermind about that though. Fire Man and Bomb Man would have their MM: Powered Up voice actors, Crete/Concrete Man would be voiced by Jason Salandana (The VA of Lavernius Tucker from Red Vs Blue), Toto/Tornado Man would be voiced by William Salyers (VA of Rigby from Regular Show), Gem/Jewel Man would be voiced by Kevin Micheal Richardson (Cleveland Brown Junior from The Cleveland Show), Mag/Magma Man would be voiced by Seth Green (Chris Griffin from Family Guy) and Galaxy/Galaxy Man would be voiced by Tom Kinney himself (Spongebob Squarepants, Rocko from Rocko's Modern Life, Dr. Simon Petrikov/Ice King from Adventure Time and Spyro the Dragon).
I don't own Mega Man nor Bomberman.
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Above YuYu Village, Planet Bomber...
As the Bomber-Shuttle and the Jetter-Guard Dropship landed near the village, Akabo and Bo were pretending to be stewards and said random stuff, including "Thank you for flying of Bomber/Jetter Spacelines! Peanuts and water will not be provided. Thank you!". As they flew above a few fields, they could see workers, roaming charaboms, a few monsters trying to wreak havoc on the locals (Only to get blown to bits by the guards), bomberkids playing, a bunch of arcades/digital cafes, lots of things that aren't too common on countrysides were there. The only problem was that the place looked dull just like the rest of the planet... Monotonous, at most.
"*snorts* Boo! Where are the explosions?" Guts asked as a mushroom cloud appeared a few miles off of the forest nearby as they flew by. "*ka-thoom!* Huh?! Where's the explosion?"
"You missed it... Well! Now that we reached YuYu, all of you must be on your best behavior! The folk here wouldn't bash an eye when punishing rude people... As well as any aliens sleeping in the same bed with their family members." Everyone in the Bomber-Shuttle, minus Ao, Mizu and Midori, stared at Cut and Momo, who rubbed the back of their heads in embarassment.
"... Uh... It was an accident, really!" Momo nervously laughed out as she and Cut scooted further away from each other.
"Yeah... Nothing romantic between us! Other than sharing some stuff together..." Cut added in as he then scooted next to a suddenly annoyed Mizu for comfort. Shiro sighed before Aka and Shi-Shi took over for him.
"Right... What Shiro meant to say is that- This place is both racist and specieist! They have 'Lobbers only' signs at some places. So stay away from them!" Everyone nodded when they heard that.
After the Bomber-Shuttle and the Dropship landed, they embarked to the nearest entrance of YuYu Village. The only problem was that the guards recognized Shiro and Aka. One of them looked familiar though.
"Hold it right there!" One of the guards shouted out as she stopped the group from entering. Aka whispered something to Shiro when she noticed that her partner was a blue Daman with a blue antenna. Another close friend of theirs, Indigobara.
"Wait... Is that... Indigo?!"
"He's changed since we last saw him!"
"Names pl- What the?! Shiro? Aka? What are you two doing here!?" The two shrugged before giving him two pats to the back and a fist-bump.
"We just came back from something important." Indigo rolled his eyes and noticed red and gold hearts on Aka's antenna.
"Like tying the knot? You two were hard to separate when we were in school! Especially Red Shorty- *pow!* Ow!!! Why did you hit me, Aka?!" Indigo held onto his crotch after Aka rammed a hammer between his legs.
"Because Purple said that before we left!"
"Fine! Ow... Anyways, are you two here with a party?"
"It's full of aliens, friends, family and ex-convicts if that is what you mean." Shiro commented.
"Okay then! Fairy! Can you take care of their clearance form?"
"Sure! *sigh* Just have everyone in your group sign the form here." Everyone in the group signed their names until the short yellow Layer with wings said something disturbing, yet flirty, to Shiro. "Great! I wanted to challenge the red Daman for the white Layer that Indigo talked to, but she's lucky that they are engaged... I'm watching you, eye-candy!"
Everyone stared at Shiro for a response...
"Uh... Okay? I'm a Chimera..."
"Enjoy your stay here in YuYu Village!" The gate opened with a mighty groan and shown a village that's extremely busy.
The group walked deeper and deeper into the village, gaining looks of confusion from the populous in general and the local single ladies there were looking a little restless...
"Say... Why are the ladies staring at us?" Toto asked as they walked through the shopping district.
"Maybe cuz' of me?" Kuro grinned as he flexed his arms... Nobody noticed that and made Kuro lower his arms in shame.
"Nope... They might go after our brother again, Toto." Orioke commented towards the turbine themed Robot Master.
"Who?"
"I dunno! I think lots of ladies will try to get Shiro. In our culture, we can fight the engaged for their fiances!" There is something that was about to happen though- And it is similar to an event before they left Planet Bomber...
Few months ago at Likawae Village... (Stupid Bomberman Rangers ch6)
"HOLY PRATFALL! *bang!* WHY ARE YOU GIRLS DOING THIS TO ME! *bang!* THIS IS INSA- *bang!* THAT WAS A DAMAN BALL! *CRACK!* ANOTHER?! I gotta run!" Shiro ran for his life as bachelorettes all over Likawae Village and Mauve hurled bombs and marbles at him to claim him as their prospective lover. "Aka! *bang!* I'm in danger! *CRACK! CRACK! CRACK!* AKA! 'Where is Aka when you need her in a time like this?! *sigh*'"
Shiro ran back and forth, jumped over a skull emblemed Dangerous Bomb, slid under some Daman Shots and kicked away some Lobber bombs in the process. Shiro then ran up the walls of a few houses and flipped off the wall after a bomb loaded missle nearly touched him. He continued sprinting across the steets to the countryside, where he went through the crowd by throwing a Wind Bomb attatched to his hand and being dragged across the sky with it back into the village... Only to run into more bachelorettes!
Back to the present...
"Wait... What happened to Shiro after that?" Splash asked as she sat on Crete's shoulder after they stopped to watch Shiro get confronted by a few bachelorretes with their parents nearby.
"From what I heard, he threw one of his Punch Gauntlets at Aka and she hit him with a Power Bomb after she turned into a Lobber with his Race Changer chip. Some are technophiliacs though!" That was enough for the guys (Robot Masters only) to shudder at the thought and Cut close to fainting after realizing that he might not be safe of this planet.
"*kr-krack!* I wanna go home!!!" Galaxy flew over to Cut and sang as he lifted him up into the air, hoping to cheer him up.
"Don't worry. Be happy! Whoah-oh-oh-oh-ooh! Whoah-"
"That isn't helping!!!" The large group then saw more single ladies come up to Shiro in a mob. When he started backing up, he was shielded by Aka, who was pouting out that Shiro belongs to herself.
"HEY AKA! DAMANS LIKE YOU DON'T DESERVE A LOBBER LIKE SHIRO!" One of the Lobbers shouted as she reached towards Shiro like a thief... An extremely brash thief that was pushed onto the ground by her fellow competitors.
"Aw sheet man! It's Splash all over again! Those girls are THIRSTY AS F- *ding!* AHHH!!! MAH DING-A-LING! MAH DING-A-LING! AH WANT YOU TO PLAY WITH MAH DING-A-LING-A-LING-A-LING!!!" Toto sang out in falsetto after he recieved a Splash Trident handle between the legs from an annoyed Splash Woman.
"Grow up already! You're 15 in AI standards!"
"Oh boohoo! So being 9 makes you old enough to be a pervert?" Toto retorted when he recieved the 3-pronged fork slamming his head like a hammer. *bam!* Ow..."
"I am happy with my programming! Rock is mine! LOVE CONQUERS ALL!!! YEA- *thud!* oof!" The Robot Master shouted out as she accidentally fell off Crete.
"And if you don't change your attitude, Splash, he won't be yours." Crete muttered out as he grabbed her by the legs and held her like a shotgun, aiming her face at a panicking Shiro as he ran from a tsunami of explosives that blocked the sun. "I still question how does he even put up sharing his room with you in the first place."
"I keep things under the bed..."
"Gross!" Splash scowled as she then morphed her legs into her classic tail and whipped him in the face with it.
"*slap!* NOT IN THAT WAY!"
"You act like those girls that are trying to get Shiro to be their boy-toy!" Honey clamored as she patted her older sister.
"Stoooooop!!!"
Chapter 19 end...
I had some important stuff since I'm applying for college... Hopefully USC. Hopefully. So yeah. Don't be surprised that Simply Stupid's creator is currently a highschool senior.
Now that the Robot Master and Bombermen (Plus Deral) have arrived, they will have to travel a long distance towards Kochei Capital (Planet Bomber's capital).
Refs:
1. Flight attendants
2. Red Vs Blue Season 5's ending
3. Chapter 17 of Deafmatch Season 2
4. The Bomberman B-Daman Blue Bomber
5. The Red Shorty nickname from Stupid Bomberman Rangers
6. Fairy Bomber from Bomberman World and Bomberman Wars
7. Stupid Bomberman Rangers chapter 6/Everything is nuts in Likawae (Shiro, in his Bomberman persona, was placed in a... Hormonal situation where bachelorettes all over the peaceful Daman trading village known as Likawae Village chased him with explosives. How the hell is this used to gain love, I don't know. I got the idea from ancient Greek marriage, where a guy has to hit a girl with an apple to propose her for marriage. I reversed the tables!)
8. Futurama robo-sexuals
9. The Ding-a-ling song
10. I bet it's hard to hold a 4'9" 9 year old girl like a shotgun
11. MM:DM Season 1's pilot chapter (Roll turned her 2nd youngest sister into a yandere. If Splash Woman were to not be a perverted mermaid... Rock might consider her because of her bubbly personality.)
12. It's funny how Hornet Man/Honey Woman is the 16 year-old out of Simply Stupid's MM9 Robot Masters... Even sillier that Splash is 9 when her not-so-little sister is teasing her about love!
That's all for now, folks!