Cian-Nueral here with an announcement! I will now label chapters of MM:DM S1 and 2 that are one-shots with this symbol:
(1shot)
It's self explanatory. This is a one-shot. We will now look at Taizo and Masuyo!
I don't own Mega Man, Bomberman, Dig Dug nor Baraduke/Alien Sector.
Read, Review and Enjoy!
A farming hut in Tebakang, Malaysia (January 1, 2005)...
"*sigh* New year, less crops..." A lone, clean-shaven Malaysian-American mechanic/farmer/inventor groaned out as he pulled out a mug full of teh tarik and laid down on his couch/bed. The now 22 year old Taizo Hori just defeated an entire species of tomatoes that can infect living beings and fire-breathing dragons with stubby wings with his red drill prototype (For digging), vertical walking gear (For making wells), a freshly built helmet with a blue visor (If he used glasses, he will choke on dirt as he digs) and a harpoon-pump installed to the drill (A newly added quirk after realizing that he does not have a gun, so he improvised with a 10 psi pump with a harpoon). "Why is it that those... Pookas and Fygars surface a few days before New Years? *cough* Hope I never do that again! Haaappy biiirthdaaay tooo meee!"
As the driller laid down on his couch and drank his teh tarik, he was hoping that nothing bad will happen for the next few years. Taizo came from a lower-middle-class Japanese-Malaysian-American family that couldn't pay for his education. He came to Malaysia after hearing that there was an excavation project that could use his self-taught expertise on drill mechanics. Turns out that it was a scam and now he's stuck in Malaysia, working in a motorcycle shop and growing his own food.
After finishing his drink, Taizo went to grab another mug of teh tarik until he felt the earth rumble.
"*Kr-Krack!* What's going on?!" Equipping his gear, Taizo, infamously called Dig Dug by news reporters a few hours ago, ran outside and saw a dark purple vortex form above his small rice farm. A sleek silver and red spaceship crashed into the rice... Which were supposed to be burned off months ago. He then turned on his drill and dug under the road to the ship. "..."
Arriving to the wreck, he popped his head up to the ground for a better view. He will have to turn on his helmet's headlight. "*click* Hmm... It looks like it won't survive the gravity of Earth. Looks like a- *shk-vmm* Ship..."
Taizo moved his head around and was met with a strange weapon aimed at his face point-blank. A slender orange space marine with a jetpack was using a wierd flame-thrower-laser hybrid to aim at his face. Their face was covered by a black visor, unlike Taizo's semi-visible blue helmet visor.
"Uh..." All the Dig Dug could do was stutter before popping his head back into the dirt just as the space marine fired a plasmic bolt bolt on the ground. As he dug farther away from the space marine, he felt the ground vibrate and shake above his head. They are right above him! Taizo then stopped as he poked a small hole into the surface with his drill's harpoon-pump. If the space marine comes, he will end them like a pooka that caught the recieving end of his pump.
The space marine arrived, trying to find out where the driller went. They saw the hole and felt something ride between their legs and up their back, penetrating the suit they wore. They looked down and saw a wierd cable stuck from the ground. They then felt their body tighten as they abdomen rise like a balloon. Fighting the feeling to stay still, the growing marine stomped on the hole to make it bigger thanks to the hollow space underneath... *plop* Only to fall in and get stuck.
"Hah! You got stuck! While I have to detain you for tresspassing on my property..." Taizo smugly laughed out as he then walked over to the space marine and carefully detatched the gear from the space marine and removed their helmet, revealing an attractive, but dazed brunette with Japanese features (Whose age is younger by 6 months). She was flustered and embarrassed that she was just beaten by a guy who violated her with a pump.
"-ELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! USING A CONVENTIONAL TOOL AND USING IT ON- *vwo-bomp!* O-Ow! Too tight!" The marine was cut off by Taizo increasing her body's pressure by 20 psi.
"Do you feel that?"
"Feel what?"
"I just inserted 22 pounds per square inch into your body. Better be careful on what you say before you can exceed the psi limit of a human! I purposefully broke the Third Geneva Convention's law of treating prisoners- Wait! Nevermind." Taizo's hand then touched a button, preventing the pressure in the marine's distended body from leaving.
"I don't know what in the galaxy The Geneva Convention is!!! Please!!! Quit it!!!" The marine wailed out as she tried to get out of the hole and get the cable out.
"Name?"
"Kissy! My nickname is Kissy!" The psi then started flowing in at a slow rate, causing the now named Kissy to beg that he doesn't kill her.
"Faction?"
"Uh... Can I not answer tha-"
"FACTION!" The driller growled out as he raised Kissy's air pressure to 29 psi.
"UGSF! I'm from the United Galaxy Space Forces!" The pressure was then released, causing Kissy to come back to her normal size and hold onto the ledge. "*pant pant cough* C- Can you help me up?!"
"Just to attempt to kill me? Kissy, Kissy! Don't be pissy!"
"Please?! I'm sorry for trying to kill you!"
"For what?" The driller sarcastically asked as he helped her get up.
"For trying to shoot you. I- I- *sigh* I don't know where I am..." Taizo stared at her and gave a stink eye.
"Somehow, I feel like you are copying me."
"I thought you were copying me?!"
"*groans* We'll talk about this later. To my place, I guess."
"Wait! Before we go, can you open my ship's cargo bay?"
"... I don't have the controls to it. I'm a mechanic-"
"That's wh-" Kissy was then cut off by Taizo.
"NOT A F#!$ING ENGINEER!!!" The marine was silent from the out burst. She then puffed up her cheeks and crossed her arms.
"... Wow. So rude!" She then dragged Taizo to her ship and tried to open it. "*sigh* Where is the nearest UGSF outpost?"
"What?"
"The nearest UGSF outpost! Where ships like this are commonly found at."
"... You must be high or something... Because this ship isn't flight worthy for space OR for Earth!"
"What do you mean Ea- We are in Earth?!"
"Yeah. If it weren't for your constant yammering, I could have told you that there is no such thing as a United Galaxy Space Force!" Kissy then panicked and shown him the UGSF symbol that was painted onto the walls. They looked at the locks and pried it open with their bare hands. There were crates and containment cases of different species. Two of them had a P00K4 and a F164R on their sides.
"P00K4 and F164R? Aren't those... I JUST KILLED OFF THEIR ENTIRE SPECIES A FEW HOURS AGO!!!" Kissy paused and realized something.
A few hours ago? I would have recieved news then!"
"... HOLY CRAP!!! I THINK YOU'RE FROM ANOTHER DIMENSIO- *ka-thunk!* Ion... Uh oh." Taizo shouted out as he tripped over a lever releasing every living being in the ship from their containments. He was then assaulted by floating limbless and orange aliens with black eyes and red pupils, biting and beating him with their ears. "OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! STOP IT! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! PLEASE!!!"
"Hey! Can you Paccets leave this guy alone?" The aliens then left the poor driller alone, shirtless and with a large birthmark sticking out on his neck, shaped like a diamond. "Y- You have my birthmark!"
"What? I had this since I was born."
"D- My family has that birthmark for genera- A- Are you me?!"
"Do you like to dig and build/Do you like to fly and destroy stuff?" The two asked at the same time. "Yes/Yep! *gasp*"
"This is awkward..." Taizo groaned out as he and Kissy sat on the ground.
"Yeah..." The marine whispered out as she realized that she is stuck inside her male counterpart's dimension... Possibly for life. "You never told me your name."
"And you only said your nickname. *sigh* Name's Taizo Hori, savior of Malaysia's Dig Dug Crisis a few hours ago."
"Masuyo Tobi... Savior of The Paccet planet known as Baraduke."
Taizo and Masuyo's lodge (October 13, 2019)...
"I'm happy that I got stranded here, Taizo..." Masuyo sighed out as she and her dimensional counterpart/husband sat in their half-open living room, just how they planned the lodge in the first place.
"Why?"
"I got to meet you and... I got to do what is considered as a luxury in the UGSF."
"Entertainment is scarce, as you said at our old place."
"Yeah..." She's planning to drop a bomb on him now.
"You've been acting strange for the past few days... What's going on?" Masuyo then sighed and brought out a pregnancy test. It's positive. She smiled and hugged Taizo.
"I'm pregnant!"
"I'm the father, right?"
"I've been like this for 3 weeks! You're the only guy I've been with also." The two then thought of their later life, teaching their kids how to walk on walls and visiting different parts of the world...
Rock defeated Dr. Wily again. Stopping the roboenza epidemic and nearly killing himself by thinking that he is infected with the disease. He, Roll and Ice decided to meet up with Taizo and Masuyo to see as to how they are doing.
"So the two people we are visiting, they helped you rescue Dad, Guts, Ice and Shiro?" Roll asked as she, Rock and Ice strolled over to the Hori residence.
"Yep!" The Mega Man nodded as he walked up to the front door and knocked.
"Who is it? If you guys are the CIA, we aren't interested in whatever project you guys have! Turning me into a Pooka-furry was disgusting..." Masuyo called out as she raised Taizo's drill and held it like a rocket launcher.
"Rock Light! We met a few months ago! Remember? Saved an alien?"
"Yeah. I remember. What do you want?"
"Do you and Taizo wanna hang out? I'm visiting Reno with two of my other siblings!" Masuyo opened the door with Taizo walking over.
"... Wanna do it Taizo?" The driller contemplated and remembered that 101 Dalmations is in the dvd stores now... Also the fact that Masuyo will need maternity clothes.
"Yeah... It's nice to do that for a change."
Later...
"*Pbbt!* Hahaha!!! That movie was so funny!" Masuyo laughed out as she held onto Taizo like a mouse trap.
"*snickers* Hitler as an imaginary friend..."
As the two walked with Rock and Roll, Ice was standing next to a poster of 101 Dalmations and stared at it.
"*snort* Friggin' Disney... Abandoning their classic animations. I have just the right medicine to fix that!" The Robot Master pulls out a spray paint can that read 'Chris- Alt- Blue (Crystal Blue)' and sprayed the word Dalmation off.
"Rock! Can you and Roll watch what I'm doing?"
"Okay? Roll, can you help me watch over Ice?"
"Sure!" As Rock and Roll watched they saw the title 101 Dalmations slowly degrade into 101 Damnations.
"*snort* One hundred and one damnations! *Pbbt* Hahaha!!!" Roll howled as she clutched her stomach and rolled on the floor.
"Hehehe... Medicine." Ice chortled out before he became serious. "WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS, PRIVATE?! I'm just making a- YOU CANNOT SOMETHING THAT IS COPYRIGHTED! LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE!"
Ice Man then went to work on something to make it copyrighted by adding an organization... One that has made many sins in the sight of the world. Especially in history. Hearing Roll scream out in laughter, Taizo and Masuyo came in with some new clothes and a 101 Dalmations dvd set.
"BY... THE CATHOLIC CHURCH, VATICAN EDITION! LET'S SIGN THIS THI-" Ice's S. Ice personality shouted out as he was then swapped with the normal Ice. "I have a better idea!"
If having an insult film looked good, Ice made it to Emmy Awards level by adding a hairy guy's crotch on the bottom and devil horns to the dalmations. Taizo roared out in laughter as he also fell to the floor as Ice spat oil onto the crotch.
"HAHAHAHAHA *GASP* OH MY GOD MAN! HAHAHA!!! ONE HUNDRED AND ONE DAMNATIONS!!! HAHAHA!!!" All Masuyo can do is stare in shock, pulling out her cellphone and taking a picture of it. She could have done the same, but she might hurt her little Ataru (Hit). She then tried to call the police, forgetting that she is invisible to the public.
"Wait... I'm an anomaly. *sigh* Can't believe I'm classified as an anomaly..."
Chapter 20 end...
Taizo and Masuyo, everyone! Great news for them!
References:
1. Dig Dug
2. Taizo's official birthday, acording to Namco, is January 1, 1955... In Simply Stupid however, his birth year is 1983
3. Teh Tarik/Pulled Tea
4. The AGAD cruiser from Galaga
5. Kissy/Masuyo from Baraduke looking like a guy in her debut game
6. Yes. Taizo nearly killed Masuyo in Simply Stupid through one of gaming history's cruelest execution methods: Death by the harpoon-pump
7. Only once (This chapter only) will there be a mention of... Inflation. Just because of how Taizo doesn't have a gun!
8. In Namco, there is an entire universe that is called the United Galaxy Space Force series. Mixing Galaxian/Galaga, Bosconian, Dig Dug, Baraduke and Mr. Driller into one universe
9. Paccets from Baraduke
10. I guess I can bury the hatchet as to whether or not I should mix in Mr. Driller... Congrats to the fictional couple! (I won't let the two get divorced just like in Mr. Driller, Namco X Capcom/Project X Zone and Dig Dug: DS! I want a stable and caring relationship between the two!)
11. Don't look up Dig Dug pooka furries, I'm scarred by it!
12. 101 Dalmations by Disney
13. My cruelest joke to a Disney movie so far: 101 Damnations
14. Please don't bash me for adding the Catholic Church! I'm just thinking of the attrocities prior to the 1800's!
15. My brother thought up of how the 101 Damnations joke can fit in with this chapter
16. The Emmy Awards
17. Ataru Hori from Mr. Driller
18. Anomaly: A noun used to describe any abnormal occurence or persons
That's all, folks!