Hey guys! Sorry that I haven't posted anything in a while... I am just a simple guy that wants to say-
All of the Simply Stupid! Casts: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
SS!Thomas the Tank Engine: Simply Stupid's 1st year anniversary! November 14, 2018! Choo Choo Mother Fudger!
SS!Dig Dug and SS!Kissy: WOO!/AW YEAH!!!
SS!Kamen Rider Ex-Aid: Where's the- *pow* AHHH MY BALLS!!!
SS!Kamen Rider Poppy: Gomen (Sorry) Emu! *splat!* I think I dropped the... *fwoosh!!!* NO!!! THE ANNIVERSARY CAKE IS ON FIRE!!! *tries to extinguish the fire with her armor on...* Fire! Fire! Fire!
SS!Godzilla (Final Wars): Eight stories full of ratsh!t, batsh!t and my Gramp's sh!t!
SS!Orange Knight (Castle Crashers): So many bloody stories!
SS!Kirby: *sniff sniff* Oh blyat! I'm going to cry!
SS!Mega Man: We couldn't do it without readers like you!
SS!Bomberman: Now let's get onto the story!
I don't own Mega Man or Bomberman. Happy anniversary, guys!
Read, Review, and Enjoy!
YuYu Village, Planet Bomber...
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Shiro screamed out as he was held up in the air by more bachelorettes.
"HE'S MINE!"
"HE'S MINE!
"I'M A VIRGIN!"
"HE'S MINE!"
"HE'S MINE!"
"HE'S MINE!"
"I'M STILL A VIRGIN!"
"WHY DID I THINK OF LANDING HERE?!" Shiro screamed once more before a green hand grabbed him and dragged him out of the crowd. Aka managed to use a race-changer chip and got him before someone could throw an explosive at him.
"I got you, Shiro!" The red Daman shouted out as she and Shiro ran into an alleyway. "*pant pant* Did they get you?!"
"*pant pant* Nope! *pant pant* Turn yourself into a bomb, they'll think I will get claimed by someone else!" Listening to her fiance's order, she pulled out a chip that she recognized as the same one she thought could alter her explosives.
"... Can you show me how to use these later?!"
"You know I can- *poof!* ... AW! You look so adorable!" Shiro cooed after smoke enveloped Aka and turned her into a bomb. Aka opened her eyes and whispered.
"Thank you! But you have to act like I'm gonna explode!"
"There he i- HE'S GONNA GET CLAIMED!" A random masked bachelorette shouted out as she then lifted the prone Aka as though she were an actual explosive.
"Get your hands off me, Sepia!" The Daman shouted as she transformed into a Lobber and activated her Omni Shield. The bachelorette was disoriented by the sphere and fell over. Once Aka got up, she noticed that more bachelorretes came to throw bombs. "Oh... This ain't good!"
"You're gonna regret that!" One of the other single ladies shouted out, throwing a massive bomb at Shiro. "Your man will be mine!"
Aka ran as fast as she could and pounced onto Shiro, squishing him between the floor and Aka's Omni Shield.
"*Vomp! bang! bang! bang! vwompsh!* Shiro! Are you okay?!"
"O- Ow! I'm okay! Everything hurts though!" Helping her fiance up, Aka hugged him and did the unexpected... So Shiro rolled his eyes after he realized that she fired a weak Daman Marble up close. *pop! crack!* Ai! Very clever, Aka..."
"Hehe! Anything to keep you, my emperor!" The Daman whispered as she melted onto his arms.
"Hey! Big Bro Shiro! Aka! Are you two done yet?! I think the bachelorettes gave up!" Midori shouted out as he saw them leave after seeing what Aka did by hitting Shiro with a marble. He then looked at Bo and muttered something about culture issues.
"I feel you, kid. I also hate our culture... Actually, I don't even think anyone will change at this rate until we get to the capitol! Shiro! Are you done now?"
"Yeah! Let's go Aka!" The Daman then transformed herself into a Daman again and pouted.
"*hmph!* Not unless you carry me or something!"
"Piggy-back?"
"Okay!" The two walked back to the others with smiles on their faces. The Robots held looks in shock after realizing what girls in Planet Bomber do to get a guy. As for Splash, she was thinking about Rock while Crete held her like a shotgun...
In Splash Woman's imagination...
"Rock! Get back here! I want to show you something!" Splash Woman's imaginary self in chibi form called out in her and Rock's room as said imaginary version of that Robot Master walked in with a look of confusion.
"Uh... What is it?" The chibi Splash looked at him before throwing an E-tank. Falling over, Rock was then caught by the chibi, gaining goofy hearts on his eyes. "Wow... You really think of me like that?"
"Mhm... I have feelings for you! I said that before!" The imagination of Splash got the better of her when she imagined Rock and herself french kissing all of a sudden. Rated R stuff insued as Rock pinned her on his bed, grabbing her-
DEAR GOD!!! TMI!!! Back to reality...
(Play Bomberman Live/Ultra Music - Local Multiplayer Extended...)
"Hehehe..." Everybody stared at her as oil leaked out of her nose and watched it dribble on her chin.
Looking at her wierdly, Honey and Gem took turns in tapping her lightly so that she could get out of the imaginary land known only to the Bombermen as Planet Lalaland.
"What is she thinking about?!" Phantom Bomber groaned out as he watched the sixth youngest DLN stare into the open with dazed eyes.
Didn't we tell you guys that Splash likes our bro so much that she loves him?" Crete commented all of a sudden.
"... No... You didn't. But I have an idea!" Everyone stared at Akabo when he brought out a map. "We use Cut and Momo as bait!" Stink eyes came from the 38 travelers as Cut and Momo stared at each other in confusion.
"Uh... How exactly?"
"I dunno. Claiming?" Cut ran for his life as soon as he heard that... But he ran back for something.
"L- Let me grab my custom AK-47, please!" Guts nodded as he ran to the Bomber-Shuttle into Mizu's room/closet and grabbed the AK with the body and barrel of an AK-47, a stock and iron-sight of an M16a1 and a drum full of stun rounds. He then ran back with the weapon to the others and sighed. "*phew!* Thank goodness I got this as a gift from Behnam! What were we doing again?"
"I- I'm supposed to chase you with a bomb I guess." As she said that, she pulled out a massive bomb with a fuse that can tie up Guts like a Christmas present. With a satisfied and crazed grin, the girl then ran at Cut as fast as she can.
"GET OVER HERE, LOVER BOY!!!"
"AHHH!!! I DON'T WANNA DIE!!! AHHH!!!"
Cut and Momo ran off into the horizon with screams and hollering in the air as the other travelers went back into their ships and followed them.
When they reached to the shore, they were met with Cut doing some acrobatics as locals from the village of Kilowsho watched Momo fail on hitting the screaming lumberjack with a single bomb.
"*huff huff huff* I- I give up!" Momo whined out when she fell over. "When can we eat?"
"Oh... We thought you brought an exotic animal with a zapper!" A little girl in the crowd squeaked out before watching Cut trip over Momo all of a sudden.
"Wa- NONONONO- *clank!* MI BOLAS (MY BALLS)!!!"
All the travelers could do as Cut screamed in pain was walk in and drag him and Momo out.
"Eh... It was worth a shot!" Akabo muttered before getting nauseous from Neongee lightly tapping one of his mantis claw-like blades onto his head. "*groans* I don't feel so go- *barfs out a pile of ashes...* -od... I think I'm okay no- *barfs out ashes again...*" This insued four more times until he collapsed, looking like he lost the Self-Transcendence 3100 Mile Race.
When Momo got up again, she went back into the Bomber-Shuttle for some food... With Cut's AK-47. There wasn't a rule that said that you can only hit your (pretend) love interest with an explosive or Daman Marble! So why the f#!$ not?! By coincidence, Cut was also there, flipping his English and Spanish lever like a toy. That sounded wrong.
"Hehe... *bang!* Gotcha!" Momo shouted when she shot Cut on the rear with the AK-47.
"AHHHHHHH!!!" Good thing that it has stun rounds... Other wise Cut could have short circuited and shut down. "I AM NOT A BOMBERMAN!!!"
"Well... I just want to make sure that I am capable of doing what Aka did earlier!"
"YOU ARE ONLY FOURTEEN!!!"
"We don't have a term for pedophilia!"
"I'm a robot..." Cut shouted in a raspy voice as he crawled to a sleeping Guts Man and hid there.
(stop the song...)
Outside the Bomber-Shuttle...
Outside the Shuttle, the Bombermen and Robot Masters were looking at a map that leads to Kochei's city of WaSho, the capital city of the Planet Bomber Empire.
"We have enough fuel, right?" Magnet Bomber asked when he saw a few of the islands and the great expanse of the ocean. When he mentioned fuel, the Robot Masters looked at each other with uneasy looks, realizing that they didn't bring any E-tanks along the ride.
"Uh... Not enough for us though... 2 Kings!" Bomb muttered out as he, Water Commander, Baelfael and Altair played BS.
"... Can I say dogsh#t?" Water Commander asked all of a sudden when she leaned onto an explosive circuitnut.
"You can't say that in a game like this!" Baelfael shouted towards the orange water user when said water user pulled out the cards, revealing a king of diamonds and a king of clubs.
"Why not?"
"It's BULLSH#T, not DOGSH#T!"
While this insued, Shiro stared at the sea and gone into his Bomberman persona.
"Get ready, Planet Bomber... BOMBERMAN HAS RETURNED!"
Chapter 21 end...
Happy anniversary guys! It's been a year since Mega Man: DeafMatch Season 1 came out and I want to show all of you a few story ideas!
1. Simply Stupid: PVZ?!: July 16, 2014... A Peashooter and his stalwart (but somewhat reluctant) friends (A Sunflower, a Cactus and a Chomper) experience the first onslaught the undead hurls in their vain attempt to take over Suburbia, West Virginia.
2. Simply Stupid: BorderHOARDS: After the events of Borderlands 3, the Borderlands 2 Vault Hunters get shoved into an alternate reality that puts a twist in their attempt to kill Handsome Jack. Axton the Commando, Maya the Siren, Salvador the Gunzerker and Gaige the Mechromancer experience the wierdest trip of a lifetime!
3. Behind the White Mask: During MM:DM S2 chapters 8 through 13 (24 - 30 of DeafMatch Seasons 1 and 2), you can recall that there was counterpart of Shiro/Bomberman called 'Buggle' Bomber. That wasn't a typo. Just like White Might, this is a Super Bomberman R AU with a character swap between that game's White Bomber and Pretty Bomber/Karaoke Bomber.
4. MCU X Capcom: Scarlet Bomber: This is a commission I was asked to try making. After the events of Avengers: Age of Ultron, Wanda/The Scarlet Witch was sucked into Mega Man's universe during the events of Mega Man 11 by one of Ultron's projects that was in development. Trying to get back to her home universe, she has to collaborate with the Blue Bomber to get home.
That's all of the ideas and commissions that I have. Now, to this chapter's references:
1. Off topic comments
2. The Race-Changer chip from Stupid Bomberman Rangers and from some of the earlier chapters of MM:DM
3. "Do you remember anyone named Mauve Cilary?" Shiro replied and then asked.
"... Dude... That is my cousin! She was the one who was partnered with Phil!"
"Holy crap! She nearly got me on a date with her!"
"... Is she doing alright? Her dad's a merchant."
"If you call chasing a former co-worker with bombs a normal thing in the Bomberman culture..."
"Then I hate my hate my culture!"
This entire quote was the introduction of Bo (Bazooka Orange) and the small revelation that Mauve is Bo's cousin. No biggie in Stupid Bomberman Rangers
4. Nose-bleeding Robot Master. Just like the first few months of DeafMatch!
5. Planet LaLaLand from Super Bomberman R
6. If you think the idea of shipping SS!Cut Man and SS!Pink Bomber is okay, say your thoughts as long as it isn't a flame message or something like a technofilia/beastiality hatred thing... Though beastiality does sound wrong-
SS!Cut Man: That's because it i- *ding!* MI BOLAS!!!
7. Behnam was the name of a friendly Arabian arms seller I was planning to write as a main character to a novelised version of Simply Stupid told in the perspective of a Filipino family near the U.S.-Mexico Border. Said family, the Arabian arms seller's family and many more families of different ethnicities and species send letters to their relatives about their everyday lives with the interventions of the many Simply Stupid characters in San Diego
9. Aliens would have been called exotic animals/creatures if this were the 19th century. Thank God they aren't called that now!
10. In Simply Stupid's Planet Bomber, pedofilia doesn't exist
11. A community favorite card game in my high school, one of the many charter schools in LA, BS/Bullsh#t
12. KoChei is the province/state name. Washo is the capital's name.
For those that see the new MM:DM S2 cover pic, I hope you like it!
That's all, folks! Happy Anniversary!