I don't own Mega Man nor Bomberman. I wouldn't mind working as a story writer or character designer for any of those two companies, but I like to live close to my family instead of being a Foreign Worker or anything like that, thank you very much! I wonder what would happen if there was a Bomberman or Mega Man tokusatsu...
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"... This sucks balls!" Cut Man called out as he, Guts Man, Crete/Concrete Man, Toto/Tornado Man, Gem/Jewel Man, Honey/Honey Woman, Galaxy/Galaxy Man, Momobom and Midoribom were held upside down from the ceiling, 10 feet away from each other. They managed to get to reach WaSho, but they were captured shortly after they were sent to the gates.
"Yeah! We didn't even commit a crime!" Toto called out, trying to activate his Tornado Blower ability and lift everyone to the ceiling.
The current guard, a white Layer with blast-proof armor and a stun baton, scoffed at Toto. "Well too bad! You six are brought in this punishment for, uh... What was it again?" Rolling his eyes, Gem then counted in Guts and Crete's stead since they hate doing math all the time... Mostly from taking a vacation from their jobs.
"Uh... The cops said that we committed sexual assault (Cut and Toto), complimenting a Daman (Gem and Honey), Smuggling royalty out of WaSho instead of letting you guys kill them (All of the Robot Masters), trespassing an entire empire's territory, beastiality, insulting a civil officer (Cut) and claiming that a celebrated hero of this nebula's the emperor of the Planet Bomber Empire... I still don't see how we are criminals. I don't even know how they got out of this place at all!"
"Bringing one of the princes and princesses back here and..." The guard then pointed at Cut Man with nasty eyes. "Orange boy over here insulted me by saying something like 'Dumb stick'!"
"I DID NOT MEAN TO CALL YOU 'DUMMY THICC'!" Cut called out.
"WHAT HE SAID! HE SAID 'YUMMY THICC'... Oh GEARS that's even worse!" Galaxy cringed out, realizing that Cut did a no-no to the prison guard. "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO, CUT?!"
"DEFINITELY NOT STARE AT THE GUARD'S DISAPPOINTING FLAT #SS, YOU LITTLE UFO! SHE DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE SHE CAN HAVE KIDS!" The guard then retaliated after hearing the insult.
"FLAT @SS?! Grr... DON'T MAKE ME GET UP THERE AND STICK MY BATON DOWN YOUR THROAT!"
"Don't you mean up? Hehehe! IMMA ROBOT!" Cut giggled to himself as he then stared at Momo with an eyebrow raised. "HECK, 'PRINCESS MOMO' HERE IS A 14 YEAR OLD CHIMERA! I QUESTION HOW IS IT THAT SHE HAS A MORE CURVACEOUS BODY THAN YOU, A LAYER WITH ONLY A BIG PAIR O' COCONUTS!" He lied as Momo quickly shook her head and stammered.
"NOT TRUE! NOT TRUE!"
"*sigh* What Sergeant Nut-Buster over here says is that he didn't look at you at all. He has little to no interest!" Toto whined out with everyone nodding in agreement. "Also, how were we to know that we would be arrested and imprisoned for bringing two members of the previous emperor's family?! We don't even know them at all!" That was a lie also.
The guard was about to throw her baton at Cut when the gate opened, revealing the other travelling Robot Masters and Bombermen. Behind them was a balding old man with a large gray beard, walking as though he has to decide wheter or not he wants one object or the other. The old man wore dark blue armor with a red cape draped onto his shoulders like a growing, yet ominously looming shadow. They saw Shiro, Aka, Kuro, Orioke, Akabo, Ao and a few others in battered states, including a white Lobber with silver shades, but were mortified when they saw Bomb Man, Fire Man and Splash Woman in comatose states, concealed in purple orbs of light.
"...ould I execute or exile? Execute? Exile? Gather everyone they know and banish them to different dimensions or televise their deaths one by o-"
"HEY OLD MAN! YEET YOURSELF TO THE 4TH DIMENSIO- *chokes on a baton before spitting it out...* Ptoo! WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" The old man gave a menacing grin.
"I am Emperor Bagura, vermin! I control everything with my IMMENSE power!" Honey yawned at that claim while lighting crackled in the background.
"*yawns* Can someone tell him to shut up? I wanna take a nap." Lightly snoring, Honey fell asleep until Bagura lit her aflame. "AHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!!!" Falling to the floor with a loud crash, she started ripping off her armor until she was just inside her armor's bodysuit, boots, gloves, wings and helmet. "WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!"
"Exercising my power!" Bagura boomed as he then pushed the battered Shiro to the ground. "Now to get rid of my nemesis once and for all!" The guard then called something out. Aka tried to dart to Shiro, but stumbled after feeling gravity work against her.
"Wait... is that-" Now the guard widened her eyes once she recognized Shiro after seeing his eyes morph into his Bomberman eyes.
"Cheery?"
"Shiro..."
"Be a good cousin and help out as She-Bomb agai-"
"IN YOU GO!"
"NO!!!"
White Hero's Dimension...
"White! You forgot to get my shipment!" Black Liberty whined out when White Hero (We'll use their callsigns now) nervously limped into Theta Collobopsis' residential flat in Bomber Base. Liberty was inspecting her outfits when Hero came in.
"Whoops... I feel like everything's been weird since I got sucked into that portal. Where's Aqua?"
"Why?"
"I think I sprained my hips again!" Hero groaned out before limping once more. Liberty thought that she can try getting Hero for herself by volunteering to take him to Aqua Quarantine.
"I can come with you, though!"
"Last time you did that, you were grinding your hips on me!" That didn't work. Liberty whined as her captain/crush walked off.
"Man... He's so dense!"
When he got to Quarantine's medical area, he was met with an extremely hefty Aqua Quarantine clutching her stomach and the toilet as she vomited into said toilet.
"Uh... I didn't eve- *vomits into toilet...* Drink that mu- *vomits again...* 39 plates and 68 mu- *vomits thrice and flushes toilet...* EEP! What are you doing here White?" The only medic in Theta Collobopsis asked as her team captain stared at her weirdly.
"... Are you pregnant?!" Quarantine shook her head and coughed.
"Nah! Red, Blue, Green, Pink and I had an eating and drinking contest last night while you and Yellow were at one of the nearby planets. I won by six plates and seven mugs!" So that's what happened. Exo, Linguist, Radio, Interrogator and Quarantine got piss drunk.
"Aqua! Where's the aspirin?! I'm gonna hit the gym!" A Pink Interrogator in a similar condition called out when she opened the medical cabinet.
"Open the cabinet to your right!" Quarantine responded in a similar fashion.
"Thanks!"
"So! What do you need, captain?" The medic asked as she batted her eyelashes.
"... I think I sprained my hips." Quarantine's face paled when she heard that.
"Combat?"
"Nope."
"Accident?"
"Nope."
"Did you bang someone? I mean, I'd be excited if you did it to me, but I-"
"Aqua, as much as I like you and the girls, I am not going to f#!$ my fellow soldiers nor am I going to be a father unless it is mutual."
"Jeez, fine... Did you sleep on your bombs again?" Hero paused for a moment and thought about how he got up. Quarantine took that as a yes. "Quit leaving your explosives everywhere. It isn't healthy."
"Same with alcohol."
"That's not the point! You will break your spine if you keep this up... I like you in your current condition."
"Aw... How cute! You are really- *vwomp- oosh!* -hot... What was that?" Explorer came in and grabbed a sniper rifle with explosive rounds.
"Anomaly in the airfield! He got into a fight with Red and Blue!"
At Bomber Base's Airfield...
Everyone ran out, seeing a battered white Bomberman in strange armor struggling against Red Exo and Blue Linguist. It was Shiro.
"Let me go!" The white Bomberman roared out as he ripped his arm back and pushed Linguist to the ground. Explorer then fired an explosive round, aimed at the Bomberman's head. "Huh?! PERFECT SHIELD! *clack-ack-ack! BANG!*" When the smoke cleared, Shiro was still standing, holding a blue shield the size of his torso.
Hero recognized that voice and muttered beneath his breath. "Is that Shiro?!" Explorer and Quarantine stared at him in confusion after hearing the word 'Shiro'.
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?! *sigh* Speed suit." Shiro shouted out before engulfing his chest with a blue suit with black sleeves and leggings and a gold buckle. "*gets kicked to the floor by Exo and gets up...* Ow! Quit it already!"
"Stay down, Red, I know this guy." Hero called out before walking up to Shiro. "Shiro! Why are you in this dimension?!"
"Frickin' old man sent me here!" Hero then shook hands with his dimensional counterpart. "*sigh* My arch nemesis gained cosmic powers and sent my friends, family and I into different dimensions."
"Oh... How's that girl you were holding when we fought Wily?" Shiro then stared at the ground.
"Let's see... Aka was close to dying, I had to deal with a foreign nation's deportation scheme, Shi-Shi fused with Aka before she can die and now, I'm engaged to her." Hero stared at him. "I mean that because I'm engaged to Aka, I also have to deal with the fact that Shi-Shi is now an extra personality of her. Feels weird, but I'm okay with it as long as I'm with the girl of my dreams."
"*sigh* Why can't White think of me like that?" Each of the remaining Theta Collobopsis members sighed out before feeling each other's jealousy, mouthing out that none of the others don't deserve Hero's affection and that she should back down.
"Wait... Who are you? If our captain (my man) knows you, shouldn't we know you as well?" Liberty asked as she looked at Shiro.
"Well... Call me Shiro, also known as 'The Explosive Bomberman. Your boy-toy's counterpart from a different dimension." That gave the other Theta members interest... Along with an annoyed White Hero. "Well, *deactivates armor...* I am guessing that you are Black, Ms. Aviator Goggles over there is Red, I'm guessing that the busty twig with thunder-thighs is Blue, Radio Girl over there is Green, the chick who shot me is Yellow, the pink latex ninja's Pink and the chunky blue nurse is Aqua, right?"
Yep/I'm flattered./BUSTY TWIG WITH THUNDER-THIGHS?!/That's me!/Sorry!/Uhuh?/Finally! Someone that recognizes my profession for onc- CHUNKY BLUE NURSE?!" The girls gave flattered and kind comments while Linguist and Quarantine roared out in outrage.
"Awkward. My siblings are the same colors as all of you! Minus the gear though. Let me tell you how I got here..."
Chapter 22 end...
We are nearing the end of the year, everyone!
References:
1. SS: Stupid Bomberman Rangers
2. Daman racism
3. When the booty is more than just thicc, but not quite dummy thicc; a booty so thicc, it makes you reevaluate your view on eating bum.
4. Chimera Bombermen are supposed to be the equilibrium of Layers, Lobbers and Damans so... Cut Man's claim is somewhat true
5. DLN-003: Cut Man the Nut Buster
6. Bagura from Super Bomberman 3-4, Jetters, Hero and R
7. In Simply Stupid, there are two Shiroboms: ShiroBom/Bomberman and CheeryYuki/She-Bomb/Cheerful White for the Bomberman Land series, the kid that Shiro nearly kills in the Bomberman Jetters anime and her suit being the She-Bomb outfit from Bomberman Live
8. We now return to White Hero's dimension
9. The black and blue Speed Suit from Bomberman 2/Custom Battler Bomberman
That's all, folks!