I'm not gonna lie. Mega Man: DeafMatch is my most successful story, but I have to put an end to the arcs soon. Adding Stupid Bomberman Rangers to the mix is basically adding the Robot Masters' experiences to end that series as well. Welcome to the antepenultimate chapter, everyone. I began MM:DM S1 and 2 after making silly drawings of Mega Man and making a creative writing story that had Sheep Man in Rock's Mega Buster. I created this story after being urged by a 4th grader and a 3rd grader when we played Dungeons and Dragons to do something like this.
I started Simply Stupid as a Sophomore in Highschool. Because I am graduating Highschool this year, I promise to end MM:DM on a good note for everyone reading this. The Corona Virus may have ruined many livelihoods and caused mass hysteria all over the planet, but I hope this series can cheer people up. No matter how dark or silly this may be, I hope I gave a sense of redemption to terrible games like Bomberman: Act Zero and that all of you have enjoyed this wild ride. So with a request that no flames are allowed and that I do not own anything mentioned in this chapter...Read, Review, and Enjoy!
Little Italy, San Diego, Earth...
Shiro's message reached Earth, gaining the confusion of billions as to what was going on. The United Nations gathered prior to this as to what should be done: Some called for attacking, some wished for diplomatic relations to be established, and the United States had to deal with the fact that the Immigration and Customs Enforcement Agency attempted to kidnap and displace the leader of a faraway planet. Meanwhile, planets in the solar system inhabited by other species watched with interest after seeing the broadcast. *CRACK!* Chaos erupted after that though...
"Citizens are panicking as something strange is affecting the world and its population today. People left and right are collapsing from an unknown force similar to the Blip from 2018 two years ago." A news reporter called out from a television screen. People were running to and fro as citizens randomly fall over, suffering from hypertension, paralysis, whooping cough and blood loss. This disease selected random victims, but it happened so quickly, it scared the populace.
"Mio Fratello non-si sente bene! (My brother is not feeling well)! Aiuto! (Help him)!" A plumber that is wearing a red flannel shirt and denim overalls laid on a cot as his skin turned pale. Luigi kept calling for help in English, Italian, Japanese, any language that could help him right now. Mario isn't feeling so good. Something is draining him of his life force... This disease wasn't only on Earth- It was everywhere.
South Island, Mobius (This universe's Mobius. Not the Archie Comic series')...
"*cough!* Tails?" A blue Mobian Hedgehog weakly coughed out as he laid down on a couch. His bright orange companion was observing his health while being watched by colorful Mobians, Chao and little aliens called Wisps.
"Yeah, Sonic?"
"Do you have a- *cough cough!* A funny joke I can listen to?" Tails brought forth two random Wisps: one effeminate cyan wisp, and one derpy masculine orange. The fox started playing with them like dolls.
"Once upon a time, there was a Thot that's a blot."
'Hello!' The cyan wisp squeaked out before feeling something between her three-tentacle-thingy-majiggies. The orange Kitsune was going to use the orange Wisp for something... weird. 'Uh... what do I feel beneath me?'
"She can poke and joke, she swallowed an artichoke. She sucks for bucks, even when there are lots of yucks. She can take a boof with a lot of oof since she is a goof."
'Wait, WHAT?! *poke!* AHHH! WHY DOES THIS FEEL SO GOOD?! *faints*'
"She took a dong, sang a song, into a blue bong! The end!" releasing the two wisps, the cyan Wisp fell to the floor while the orange Wisp went into Sonic's bathroom to take a bath with the other wisps.
"*cough!* Wisp abuse isn't funny Tails."
"Sorry. I can't think of anything I can do for you." the cyan Wisp on the floor was dragged off by another cyan Wisp (her brother) while Tails is having trouble knowing as to how is Sonic not even healing. Rings, color power, chaos energy... Not even Super Sonic is enough to help! "For once, I'm stumped. I'm sorry Sonic..."
Looking over to the side, the blue Hedgehog stared out the window, where Knuckles the Echidna, Amy Rose, Cream the Rabbit, Blaze the Cat and some random Seedrian cobswallow we don't want to talk about were waving to him with hopeful eyes. After waving, Blaze immediately went into acting like a purple house-cat whose eyes are on fire and started chasing wisps as though she was hunting birds.
"*Angry cat noises*... I- I know, bud..."
WaSho Palace, Planet Bomber...
(Play Namco X Capcom OST - Brave New World...)
The disease that was plaguing the universe, was not a disease. It was draining the life force of many living beings to revive the dead.
Bagura reverted to his original size of a Layer. He gave a dark smirk as his skin pigmentation went from light-blue to a light tan. His smirk disappeared when he noticed a number of those that weren't encased was too large still. Extending his left arm, he summoned a bomb with a bold orange B emblem. With his right arm, he flexed his wrist and broke open the coffins.
Everyone stepped back a bit when they realized who was inside the coffins. Of course, those aren't Robot Masters. They are revived Bombermen. Taking a step back, Shiro glared at Bagura once he realized that two of the revived are Goldbom and Mushibom, the Royal Bomberman Family's parents. Other than those two are two Damans and a robotic white Bomberman with eyes as yellow as Ki.
"Mom and Dad!?" Aka whispered out in shock. She may be encased in an orb of light, but she can see what is going on. Those two Damans that are going to fight Shiro and the others? Those are her parents: Gadonami and Sogeki-heinami. "Th- This can't be happening..."
"I revived your parents, Bomberman! I also hope you can deal with dead bandits and my new MECHA BOMBER!" All of the fighters that are encased in Bagura's prison watched with dread.
"My parents... *looks at his siblings with sorrow...* Way to poke at my wounds, Bagura..." Shiro growled out in response.
"Of course, I won't have it be any other way than your eradication. You, your friends, family, allies and these... creatures, will suffer from my power! My power is the chaos of this universe now... do not forget that!"
(Stop the song...)
"The chaos of the universe?"
"Doesn't really sound like it's uh... Screw it! We don't know what this energy is other than traces of it coming from Montana! NASA confirmed that an energy like this is on a planet a few Light years away from Earth before you guys came!" Mega Man groaned out silently.
Dig Dug looked at Mega Man, Mega Man looked at Shiro and Shiro looked at Dig Dug. They then looked at the other and sighed. Bagura stared at them in amusement as he shifted forward and glowed grey. The fighting begins now.
"*shk-shk!* COME ON!" Mega Man, Shiro and Dig Dug roared out loud.
(Play Bomberman (PSP) music - Bonus Stage Extended...)
Dig Dug jumped up into the air and fired a 50 cal. round at Bagura's Rubber Bomb, detonating it as he burrowed into the ground. Mega Man charged his Mega Buster, firing at Bagura whilst jumping over a bomb. Shiro went into his Bomberman personae and threw a smoke bomb to the floor. All of this happened simultaneously.
Bracing the impact, Bagura commanded Goldbom and Mushibom to hurl explosives. A bomb with golden spikes erupted out of Goldbom and was kicked at a high speed that after Bomberman jumped over it, Midori's green Fire Shield had to stop it from hitting anyone. The only problem was- it wasn't a Perfect Shield. It can't block the firepower that is packed within the bomb he just blocked. Realizing the trouble he is in, Bubble Man engulfed the bomb in an Acid Bubble and watched it float above the battle. Blue flames erupted from the bubble, evaporating the droplets. Looking back at the fight, Bubble Man grouped up with Splash, Ki and Honey on fighting the undead Sogeki-heinami.
Sogeki-heinami pulsed two green orbs of light as she lifted bombs, Hornet Chasers, Acid Bubbles and Splash Trident blasts with telekinesis. She slammed them onto the floor and watched her adversaries dodge. Pulsing the green orbs again,Sogeki-heinami watched Honey dodge a single green concentrated beam of destruction.
Gadonami fired a rapid volley of Daman Marbles, destroying the bombs of the enemy opposition. He was cut off by a rumble on the floor that had Dig Dug bursting out. Jumping up to avoid a harpoon that was fired from his drill, Gadonami spun and propelled himself above the driller. Bringing out two frag grenades, Gadonami threw them and watched in emotionless disbelief when a pair of scissors and a gray bomb with a long fuse intercepted it.
"*Bang! Boom!* We got you, Mr. Hori! Cut, hang onto my bomb! I'm gonna fling you to Mr. Hori!"
"Got it!" bringing out another long-fused bomb, Momo swung the morning-star of a bomb and released it when Cut grabbed onto it, grabbing Dig Dug from an inferno that nearly hit him. Dropping Dig Dug next to Mega Man, Cut and Momo were joined by Air Man and Heat Man in battling Gadonami.
Guts, Ice, Kuro, and Orioke were tag-teaming on fighting Mushibom. The royal/imperial matriarch kept hurling bombs and the occasional grenades at them without haste or delay. Ice froze the bombs while Orioke and Kuro jumped back and forth in wearing down their mother through wit and speed. Guts propelled the two with his burly frame, letting the two use his back as a springboard and ricochet off Mushibom. Ice made a cold wind to slow down the matriarch and proceeded into making blocks of ice that were in a volume of 6ft. This disoriented the undead Mushibom as she stared at different reflections of herself. With a silent groan, Mushibom spreaded various grenades onto the blocks of solid ice. *bang!* It made the walls crack a little and clenched her fists when Ice blew into the walls, fixing and reinforcing the ice wall.
Fighting Goldbom were Wood Man, Crash Man, Akabo and Ao. It was an all-out explosive assault. Every bomb or Crash Bomb collided as though fireworks were happening right before the five. When Crash Man gets close to Goldbom with his drills spinning rapidly, the former Emperor retaliates by firing a black Daman Marble at the Orange Robot Master. It hurt when the Marble came in contact with the tip of the drills, because of the force and how hard it is to drill into a sphere. Akabo and Ao were tossing Power Bombs and Remote Bombs around Goldbom as to corner him from all sides. Shielding the three was Wood Man, throwing Leaf Shields left and right.
Mizu, Midori, Fire man, and Bomb Man were fighting the Mecha Bomber. Mecha Bomber kept charging forward with two short-fused bombs being dropped every time it missed punching someone. Bomb Man picked up one bomb dropped by Mecha Bomber and threw it at the other. To protect Bomb, Midori blocked the explosions with his Fire Shield. To blind Mecha Bomber, Mizu kept dashing around the flames in a circle and created a fiery tornado with the help of Fire Man. The first to fall was Mecha Bomber, but what it did was that it laid down on the floor and discreetly crawled off, altering its appearance. Not finding Mecha anywhere, the four spread out to aid the others.
(Stop the song...)
While that was going on, Mega Man, Bomberman and Dig Dug were battling Bagura.
"AUTO FIRE! *badadadada!*"
"FILTHY MACHINE! HOW DARE YO- *BANG!*"
"SHUT UP AND FIGHT!" Bomberman roared out. He lifted his bomb-mace up and detonated it on the floor. Knocked back by the explosion, Dig Dug landed on top of Kissy's orb. The two stared at each other and looked at the fight.
"Masuyo, I need you to help once I break you out, okay?"
"Yes! Make it quick. We have to break everyone out!"
Stomping on the orb in an attempt to break it open, he swapped to his drill and revved it. He then slammed the tip onto the orb without mercy. He just kept slamming it onto the solid surface until he saw hairline cracks...
As we continue seeing Mega Man and Bomberman fight Bagura, the two came for the opening when their opponent attempted to grab Bomberman by the neck. Spinning behind, Bomberman used his left hand as a hook to pull Bagura to the floor and firmly pinned his feet onto his arch enemy without remorse.
"Give up, Bagura. I don't want to kill you again!" said Bomberman. Bagura looked behind Shiro and gave a sinister grin. A shadow loomed above both Mega Man and Bomberman.
"Hahaha... I see... But I will not die! Not at all! Hahaha..." Creeped out by Bagura's laughter, Mega Man looked at Bomberman and noticed the shadow. Bomberman continued to try convincing Bagura once more.
"Then who will? All I am asking for is that you redeem yourself and return the title of Emperor to me. That is all that I am begging of you."
"Begging? Do you expect me to grovel at the feet of the Emperor? The very one who has caused me so much trouble?" staring at his arch enemy in disgust, Bomberman shook his head. Backing up a little, Mega Man brought out his Mega Buster once more.
"Shiro, we have a problem..." the Blue Bomber called out in an uneasy tone. Bomberman gave him quizzical look.
"What is it- *thwack!*" Bomberman was knocked onto the floor by a flaming android that constantly screeched into face. It was a contorted Mecha Bomber. Knocking it over with a hard kick, Bomberman got up with copper pouring out of his mouth.
"YoU WiLl hAvE To dEaL WiTh mE FiRsT, FaKeR! I am the REAL Bomberman!" The mechanical look-alike snarled as it then attempted to crawl to Mega Man and reached with it's left hand to try and break off his arms. Mega Man responded by firing at Mecha Bomber... But Bagura got up and gave a him a hard haymaker, knocking him onto the floor with a loud clank resounding throughout the entire dungeon.
Seeing that Mega Man was downed, Mecha Bomber turned around and blocked a Bomb Punch sent by an enraged Bomberman. It has him just where it wanted him to be. Morphing into an identical copy of Bomberman with glossy yellow eyes, Mecha Bomber gave a dark grin as it then began twisting the White Bomber's hands.
"JuSt wHeRe i wAnTeD YoU To bE..." Bomberman tried everything to let go, but Mecha Bomber did not budge as it held onto its techno-organic counterpart's hands. It then began pressing it's thumbs into Bomberman's wrists, creating two lage bloody cuts that had the Copper blood oxydizing. The blood turned blue, but something silver was flowing into his body. Flowing into Shiro's body was the same chemical that Deral was made from...
Chapter 28 end...
Sorry that it's been a while everyone! I had time, but I didn't know how I could flesh it out properly. Because of how long it is, the only references I will add are these four and an announcement.
1. Mega Man: DeafMatch Season 2 chapter 13: It's a cold and racist world! (One-shot). I'll add my favorite quote from Water Commander:
SS!Water Commander: "... YOU JUST JINXED IT MOLOK!!! Now they are gonna shove us into a faulty rocket and kill us!!! RUN!!!"
2. Super Mario Bros
3. Sonic the Hedgehog
4. Mecha Bomber from Super Bomberman 1
Before we end this chapter, here's a sneak peek to new Simply Stupid series!
"What's this machine that you have here Tails? Sonic asked as he, Tails, and their wisps gathered around a mind reading-cloning machine in their laundromat.
"I call it a Species-Transfer! You go inside, select the species you want to be and that avatar will come out of the other pod with you controlling it!" Grabbing Tial, one of Sonic and his' Cyan Wisps and tossing her into a pod, Tails pressed a few buttons and ushered Sonic and the other, colorful wisps outside. "Sonic, close your eyes!"
"*wraps his eyes with a scarf...* Got it, bud!" the wisps stared at Tails as he went back into the laundromat. When they heard the pod's doors open, they were confused as to what a short cyan colored female hedgehog with a weird hairdo reminiscent of Metal Sonic. Oh great! An organic Metal Sonic recolor. All she wore was a black bodysuit and red shoes with white circles on them. Said cyan hedgehog opened her eyes and gave a mischievous grin to the still blindfolded Sonic the Hedgehog. The other nine wisps gave looks of horror the moment they saw that grin.
Said hedgehog (Sonic), did not know what to do the moment Tails urged him to lift up his blindfold. He was cut off by a pair of soft lips locking with his mouth. Sonic opened his eyes and gave a goofy grin when he saw that a hedgehog the same age as he is was doing it with him. Pulling her head back and ending it, the mysterious hedgehog gave a light chuckle and asked him in a soothing, seductive voice...
"Did you like it? *winks*" Sonic could only. blush and stammer before going into a low voice reminiscent of Johnny Bravo to mask his excitement.
"Uh... I- I- Uh... *lowers voice* You look like you need a good time..." Jumping into Sonic's arms the two fell to the floor and started making out in front of the wisps. Tails walked out snickering before the two fell to the floor. He will go upstairs to his room and record it for safekeeping...
(Play Sonic the Hedgehog OST- Labyrinth Zone...)
The wisps were watching in disgust before the Yellow Wisp of the group, Nacho, couldn't take it anymore and pried open the pod where Tails tossed Tial into. The moment he did that, he heard cries of disgust coming from the other wisps. When Sonic opened his eyes, he noticed that something round was on his mouth... Where his lips are. He removed the object from his lips and looked at what it was. He then stared in horror as he realized what happened. He felt his lips and touch the object he was kissing. Then again... and again...
"*giggles* $μГ?¡$3 (Surprise)!"
"*hrk!* Tial?!" said Cyan wisp nodded.
"*nods...* #¡ (Hi)! ¡ l0v3d t#@t (I loved that)..." that mysterious hedgehog Sonic made out with... That was Tial! His pet for crying out loud!
The hedgehog then gently placed the wisp on the floor and felt queasy. Tial gave an excited stare as her owner stared at her awkwardly. Sonic then made an announcement to the wisps.
"Uh... Watch over the house, okay? Tial, we will have a talk later."
"Y3$s!/Y@y!/W00!/B00!/@lГ¡g#t!/By3! L0v3 y0μ!/T#@T'$ F@(K¡NG D¡$GU$T¡NG, T¡@L!!!" the other wisps backed away from their cyan sister as she focused only on Sonic. Said hedgehog gave a visible cringe as he calmly walked outside. He then broke out into a scream as he ran to the next zone.
"*girlish scream* AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"
(Okay... we had our fun here. End the song...)
That's all for today, folks! Stay safe!