This is it, everyone... Welcome to the final chapter. Read the bottom if you want any more information while I get ready for more stuff.I don't own anything. Mega Man belongs to Capcom, while Bomberman belongs to Konami.Read, Review, and Enjoy!
San Diego, California, Earth (June 18, 2020 6:30 am)...
A lone yellow warp star descended from the morning sky, lightly hovering above the grass of Balboa Park. The Popstar dwellers, Kamen Riders, Robot Masters, Taizo, and Masuyo hopped off the large star-shaped vessel, feeling the grass that they have not set foot on for half a year or more. It was a tiring trip for them, but helping to save an entire interplanetary empire was worth the trouble. They can even brag about helping to establish connections with a foreign race if they wanted to!
When they got off, they were met with a heart warming sight: Roll was sitting by a tree with Rush sitting on her lap. With her was Time Man, Oil, Bond, Mag, Trav, and Outlet. The Robot Master designated as DLN-002 was watching the group get off and went to greet them.
"Rock!" Mega Man removed his helmet and ran towards his sister. The two teenaged robots hugged each other when Roll stopped the hug and gave a worried look. "What happened to you guys?!"
"We got frozen in time saving an entire nebula."
"Frozen in time?"
"Yeah. We had to keep fighting, and- we held a funeral for Shi-Shi..."
"Oh... How are the Bombermen?" Rock was going to respond when Rush pounced onto him, licking his face.
"R- Rush! Haha! Stop it boy! Stop it! *Rush stops licking...* Heheh! We were guests of honor during Shiro and Aka's wedding and coronation!" Roll smiled. The others joined in with chatting. "Hey guys!"
Kirby answered with a thick Russian accent. "Blyat, that was fun, sad, and scary! Almost like how I was looking for Dr. Cossack's father a few years back!"
"Hey, at least we made it, right?" Ex-Aid clamored, receiving nods from everyone. His enthusiasm lasted until he remembered something. "Ah... We need to head back home now. Rock, I'll see you at the next gaming championship!"
Hai! See ya-"
"Did you say gaming championship?" Roll asked. Ex-Aid was about to de-henshin when the teen Robot Master stopped him from doing so.
"Hai. Mondai wa arimasu ka (Is there a problem)?"
Roll nodded. "There is an pandemic happening right now. We are in quarantine."
"*CR- CRACK!* N- Nani?! Quarantine?! How?!" Poppy leaned to Ex-Aid's helmet and whispered.
"Remember the virus from Wuhan that we read about before we went to the planet of the Bombermen?"
"Mhm?"
"I think it arrived to here." Ex-Aid knelt to the floor and wailed.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!"
"*Pbbt!* Ugh! That was disgusting, Crete!" Toto cringed as he scooted a little towards Honey. Crete shrugged as he gave a smug grin.
"I think popchips taste better than popcorn now that I think of it! I blame Electro Commander for that."
Wood Man nodded to that. "Amen! I am happy to say that I apologized to Bomberman for causing the whole Wily-Light-Bomberman kidnapping issue to begin with. Also apologizing to the DLNs for not believing them that Dr. Wily..."
"Isn't a good person." Heat Man and Crash Man said at the same time. Bubble Man and Air Man nodded also. Wood Man looked at the Popstar Dwellers and Kamen Riders and asked them where Metal Man and Stone Man live at. Receiving the coordinates, Wood Man waved the other DWNs to follow him so they can bury the hatchet between them and their wayward brothers.
Before they left, Wood Man flipped a bird at Rock. "Good luck, Blue Bastard!" Rock grinned and flipped him one in return.
"Same with you, Twig Dick!" Everyone but the DLNs, Tempo Taizo and Masuyo left, giving the group some time to think. Dr. Light and Shiro's kidnapping, meeting the Hori household (In Taizo and Masuyo's case, meeting the DLNs and Bombermen.), fighting Dr. Wily again, going through a few shenanigans with the Bombermen, KaijiCon, getting launched into space by accident, witnessing tradition at its finest, getting arrested on another planet, fighting the undead and seeing their recovery, and being guests of honor in Shiro and Aka's wedding/coronation, which they left a few hours after the reception with a plan that they were going to put into action: An intergalactic teleportation grid. "So... Were there any projects that dad done, Roll?" Seeing Taizo and Masuyo fly off to their cottage, waving to the group as they left, Rock and the DLNs waved as well.
"There's one that he's doing... and he's supposed be like you, but a year younger, shorter, tougher, and is a total simp." Rock nodded enthusiastically. He then asked a few questions about him.
"What's his name?" Roll smiled.
"X." now Rock's confused.
"X?"
"X."
"His name is Porn?!" Splash cried out in shock, leaning onto her Splash Trident like a pole.
"SPLASH!" everyone but Toto shouted out.
"What about Booze?" Toto chuckled. Now they face-palmed.
"Dude, he's not a moonshine distillery." Bomb muttered out. Toto shrugged. He doesn't drink alcohol, but beer is beer.
Planet Bomber (June 17, 2018 in the Earth Gregorian Calendar)...
Out of all of the revived that woke up, not a single married couple was more nervous than King Goldbom and Queen Mushibom on this day. The official coronation of Shirobom. A full on Chimera has to contain all the abilities of every race in the Bomberman species. Mightybom could have been made emperor but wasn't because of his constant dedication to looking after planets, and the fact that he doesn't have a Daman Marble.
Aka stood next to Mushibom and her parents, Gadonami and Sogeki-heinami, hoping that the coronation will go well. What prevented Aka from running off was Sogeki-heinami pinning her feet to the floor with levitation.
"Aka, stay put. You might end up with an accident."
"I'm nervous! We're gonna get married after this, begin our plan to make a teleports, begin interplanetary connections, visit some dimensio-"
Gadonami looked at Mushibom in confusion. "What in the world did your palace staff teach our daughter?"
"Helping out with cleaning, learning to cook for herself, fighting, espionage, target shooting, most of what children are taught."
"Mhm... How did she join the staff?"
Mushibom chuckled to herself, knowing how awkward it felt. "My second oldest son, the one your daughter is going to be married to, recommended her after dealing with homelessness for eight years."
Aka, tired from the levitation keeping her feet planted on the floor, pouted as she watched her fiace's coronation.
Shiro knelt in front of his father, who was regent of the throne until the Bomberman's coronation. Cameras, news reporters, officials and more were there, with all of those who fought Bagura the day/months before having the front row seats to this spectacle.
"Prince Shirobom..." Goldbom, the revived king/emperor of the Bomber Nebulan Empire began as his 2nd oldest son looked up. "My second oldest, and my most recognized despite everything you did to keep yourself unknown... You were a handful when you were younger."
"... Yes sir." Shiro nodded out with a reminiscent tone.
"The moment you joined the Jetters, I was worried that you could have died before we could even have a family reunion. Look at you now! The one of the strongest warriors in the empire: A legendary warrior that will last for generations!" Goldbom continued smiling before adopting a serious face. He placed his hand over Shiro's forehead. All Shiro has to do is say a speech and drink purple apple wine covered in ashes. "What do you wish to say to your new subjects before you drink from the cup?"
"I went through a lot... Just to protect the place I call home. My journey to return wasn't from doing this alone. Instead, I had help from natives of the Blue Planet." Cheeryyuki leaned towards Tempo and asked.
"What's the Blue Planet?"
"Your planet calls it that. The name of it is Earth."
"Oh! I never knew that! Is it chaotic just like what the people here say it is?" Tempo nodded. After all, it's true that life on Earth is hectic whether we like it or not.
"Yes, my siblings and I fled to there. Not because of the coup, but because of an assassination attempt made on Princess Orioke, who could have died if we stayed here. The perpetrators of the coup, the Five Dastardly Bombers, are forgiven of their crimes as well because without them, the Four Commanders, The Masked Trio, Elemental Knights, Jetters, and Custom Battler Agents that I was partnered with during my time in Grid City's Police Force, I could have died there; possibly killed because of a well known mad scientist." Shiro paused, letting the information sink in. He then continued with a somber tone. "From my understanding of being there at the Blue Planet, I learned that life there is mostly difficult. Illegal immigrants detained and locked away from any future for their families, and civil unrest after centuries of inequalities that almost resemble most people's treatment of Damans in Layer and Lobber populated areas. Also, turns out that the Planet's name is Earth. Many pieces of technology that I've seen here on Planet Bomber? They were from Earth.
"I get that some of you may be wondering why I am mentioning this. Well, my guests of honor are here as well, watching this as we speak. Heroes that range from the well famed, to normal workers who just wanted to get by with their usual lives." The cameras looked at Rock, the DLNs, DWNs, Riders, Pop Star Dwellers, Tempo, Taizo and Masuyo with interest. They then returned to Shiro for his speech. "They helped me as well. We even had a chat that I am going to visit their home planet again to talk to their leaders.
"Some of you may be asking 'Why am I talking about the Blue Planet?' which I remind you, saved and nearly killed me moments after crash landing. It changed me; both as your unknown regent and as the Explosive Bomberman. I managed to make new friendships, interact with strangers, and find love.
"I started with the Jetters and remained relatively undefeated in terms of strength and tactics. Taking on a sidekick or two, that kind of stuff. I remember when I finally met my siblings, feeling betrayed at first, but ultimately caring for them in the end. Kuro, you made so many mistakes, I wondered why the hell you even called yourself the Black Bomberman when we were on missions with She-Bomb. Orioke, I hope you're happy that your voice is fixed when I wasn't there. Akabo, quit arguing about fickle things when they happen all of a sudden. Ao, liven up a little more again! Momo, I can't believe you tried to claim a robot in public. Ki, don't draw my Bomber Shuttle's walls again. Mizu, please don't insult people for no reason. Midori, I promise to help you and Mizu work on your skills a little more.
What I want to say is this: I vow to uphold and protect the Bomber Nebulan Empire. I will serve and help them through the domains I have been entrusted with. The officials I will select will have the proper training needed to help me uphold my duties. Be with me in all my endeavors." Goldbom then brought forward the cup and smiled as his son drank from the cup.
"I can die happily again!" Shiro chuckled after drinking. His father is loony. "We can begin the wedding ceremony now!"
Later at the Keiro Private Reception Hall...
(Play Super Bomberman R OST - Hero (English) ...)
"You are the only he~ro in the world that I see-
You are just the right one, for~ me~!" Orioke sang, with the song going with a bang at the start. The Royal Bombermen looked in anticipation at the door while enjoying the music. It was good to be relatively back to how things were at parties. They are not gonna have a repeat of what happened the last time they were here for Orioke's birthday- one of the many reasons why they fled at first.
(Stop the song...)
When the door cautiously opened, it revealed Rock, Cut, Guts, Splash, Tempo, Ao, Momo, and Mizu carrying some audio supplies. Shiro going to ask what's with the supplies when Rock gave a grin. Orioke paused what she was doing and walked up to them in excitement. "Thanks for getting the equipment!"
"Hey, no prob! Let's set it up and then you can continue!" Guts cried out in excitement. The spectators looked in surprise as they set up the new gear.
"Sorry about that everyone! We wanted to use special instruments for this performance! Hit it!"
(Play Super Bomberman R OST - Hero (English Remix) ...)
"You are the only he~ro in the world that I see,
You are juts the right one for~ me~!" Orioke began again but with a group playing some techno and trance. The little group playing the music was Rock (Bass Guitar), Cut (Disc Jockey), Guts (Sound recorder), Honey (Electric Piano), Momo (Back up singer) Crete, and Mizu (Percussion).
Operating the speakers was Mauve, while Neongee did the lighting. Bo stood at corner, manning the med stations. Mighty gave a box to Nitros and told him to give its contents to all of those who were involved with everything that happened. They deserved some recognition for what they did.
"They say it only happens once~,
and I believe they may be ri~ght.
Cuz I saw you there,
And you were like love~ at true sight~"
"Shi-Shi, I hope you're happy..." Aka happily sighed out as she and Shiro leaned next to each other, having a feeling that this won't be the end that they will visit Earth. She wore a wedding dress and a silver crown while Shiro wore a three-piece suit with a gold crown; both crowns were covered with copper accents.
"You weren't wearing a shiny cape,
like books and stories your smile was real!"
"You okay, Aka?" Shiro asked softly as he held his newly wedded bride by the hand.
"And I knew you were the one I wante~d!
I feel head o~ver~ heels~!"
"Yeah... It's kinda weird that our wedding was last minute though." the two lightly chuckled as they continued watching.
"People don't believe me~
When they see your face~
you were just a guy next door!
I don't care~ if they don't understand stand!
You hold my hand~ so I won't ask for more~!"
Outside...
"You are the only he~ro~ in the world that I see!
You are just the right one- For~ me~!"
Deral looked up at the starry night sky and smiled. "I wonder what will happen to everyone now..."
Mega Man: DeafMatch S2 Ch7...
"And I remember how it felt the~ first time we met."
Flashback Shiro folded the bandanna like a triangle and tied it around Aka's neck.
"... I think you look great in it!"
"You were shy, but I knew suddenly~!"
SS: Stupid Bomberman Rangers Ch1...
"That you would be my he~ro~ as you reached for my hand,
Nothin' over-romantic and planned~!"
"Prince Shirobom? Where are you?! Shirobom?" Aka called out when she opened a door in WaSho Palace... She was cut off by a masked Orioke and Mizu.
The image then swaps to Shiro's confession that he was going to look for someone to fix Orioke's face. "*sigh* Aka, I'm leaving for a little while again."
"But you just stopped and look~ed at me"
Akanami paled when Shiro said those words to her. "W- Why though?! We barely did stuff together since last month!"
"I gotta find someone to fix Orioke's voice box or replicate it into a better clone."
SS:SBR Ch6
"like some~one who cares!"
"I told you that you could go for me, Shiro, you were simply looking in the wrong direction..."
SS:SBR Ch14
"And I knew right there:"
"I liked what you did for me after the cheese broke. Trying to help me... Even though I didn't have anyone or anything to comfort me."
"Yeah... Do you want to try my Search Goggles? I cleaned them before we came here!"
"Sure!" Aka wore the goggles without a problem. "It... Fits... Do I need something?"
"... I think you should close your eyes for this."
"Hmm... Alright." The Daman closed her eyes, feeling her ribbon slip off and wrapped around her neck like a bandana when they first met. When she opened her eyes, she sported a sheepish look. " Uh... How do I look?"
"No ordinary~ love~!"
Shiro looked at her with wide eyes. "Beautiful..."
(Stop the song...)
Back to the current time...
"Shiro?" Aka asked softly, looking at her husband now.
"Yeah?"
"I love you." Shiro looked at her with a jubilant smile.
"I love you too..."
Outside...
Fireworks were fired above the reception hall. The Elemental Knights and the Masked Trio were talking to each other.
"That was one interesting adventure." Baelfael commented, earning nods from Altair, Molok, and Orion.
"It was nice working with all of you, and I really enjoyed it." Artemis added. Nitros walked in with the box of Jetter pins, chatting with the Four Commanders.
"...o in their right mind would allow a kid to act as the empire's ambassador to a planet they just crashed inside of?" Pyro Commander asked out loud.
Water Commander shrugged, remembering that they were on Earth from June 25th to September 3rd. "We were there for a few months! We did get used to that place by the time ICE tried to deport us."
"That shout you made at Molok was loud!" Nitros remarked. He picked up a few pins and passed them to her. Everyone looked at Nitros in confusion.
"What is with the Jetter-Guard pins?" Hurricommander asked.
"Just a recruitment offer. Straight from my boss, actually. The Jetter-Guard wants to thank all of you for helping us rescue and retrieve Shiro." the group grinned, knowing that they did their part in saving a life. "If any of you are interested in our offer, give us a call. We'd be happy to have people like you join the team!" Water Commander smiled and picked up a pin.
San Diego, California, Earth (June 18, 2020 at 8:30 am)...
(Play Mega Man 11 OST - RM11...)
Mega Man and Tempo were on the I-5 freeway, riding Rush alongside Guts' jeep-bus-tank-thing, with the burly Robot Master driving it with everyone in tow. Cut sat in the front, everyone else at the back.
DLN-002/Roll (Roll Light)
Roll was talking to Cut and a flustered Ice, while Guts gave a thumbs up to a few drivers as he drove by. Fire Man, Trav, Oil, and Bomb were catching up on what was happening now, chatting with Time on a cellphone.
DLN-003/Cut Man (Cut Light)
"It's wrong that someone should get shot! None the less suffer asphyxiation from a knee to the neck." Cut grumbled out.
DLN-004/Guts Man (Guts Light)
"Yeah... I get what you guys mean. I mean, what the hell? That's like a social justice protester kicking the president in the junk!" Guts responded as he veered his Wild Arms jeep to the right, preparing to enter the 94. Mega Man, Tempo, and Rush followed from behind.
DLN-005/Ice Man (Ice Light)
Ice gave a loud chuckle. "I think I would like to see that though! With what happened with ICE last year, I nearly got shipped to Area 51!"
DLN-006/Bomb Man (Bomb Light)
Bomb hushed them a little while he was chatting with Time. Fire Man took that differently.
DLN-007/Fire Man (Fire Man Light)
Were you trying to insinuate dat sumthin' happn'd ere? We were frozn' in time! Slower than Time's Time Slow for cryin' out loud!"
DLN-008/Elec Man (Trav/Travel Light)
"Fire Man, nothing happened other than what Roll mentioned earlier." Trav muttered out.
DLN-009/Bond Man (Bond Light)
"The closest to anything recent, I can clearly see in the back." Bond muttered out, watching Splash and Oil argue about something. Mostly likely the younger DLN's obsession with Rock which most of the family considered as a lost cause.
DLN-00a/Time Man (Time Light)
"So you were frozen in time... and it was slower than my Time Slow ability? That must've been interesting." Time's voice crackled through Trav's phone.
DLN-00b/Oil Man (Oil Light)
Oil wasn't listening. He and Splash were in a fight cloud in the back, trying to strangle each other with Crete and Toto trying to hold them back.
DLN-065/Concrete Man (Crete Light)
"*thwack!* Ow! My nuts!"
DLN-066/Tornado Man (Toto Light)
"Holy crap! are you okay Cre- *DING!* AHHHHHH!!!" Toto howled in pain after feeling Splash's trident violate him violently.
DLN-067/Splash Woman (Splash Light)
The other DLNs were flabbergasted as they rested in their seats. Outlet, Honey, Gem and Galaxy were hearing what Mag had to say.
DLN-068/Plug Man (Outlet Light)
"Meth? You seriously had an idea to say that Gem made meth?!"
DLN-069/Jewel Man (Gem Light)
"Do I look like I am Bryan Cranston?! I do not make drugs! I am Jewel Man! Not Meth Man!"
DLN-070/Hornet Man/Honey Woman (Honey Light)
Honey smiled as she sat upside down from her seat. The only problem was that she was indirectly mooning people on the road. A random jogger shouted to Roll that Honey was flashing her panties at random pedestrians.
"Honey! Close your legs, you skank! Your fat bee butt is mooning people!"
"It's not my fault that people are looking between my legs right at my 'hive'!" Honey sighed out loud, closing her legs. "Besides! You're 300 plus pounds! I only weigh 160!"
Roll face palmed, with Ice sniggering silently.
DLN-071/Magma Man (Magnus/Mag Light)
Continuing the topic they were having before the complaint about Honey, Mag decided to continue what he was trying to say. "Huh... So anyways I started blasting."
DLN-072/Galaxy Man (Galaxy Light)
"Blasting what?"
Mag grinned. "I blasted loud sounds at the reporters when you guys left!"
"HAHAHAHA!!! Was it screamo? Heavy metal? what was it?!" Honey suddenly asked, antennae bobbing like crazy.
"It was insect porn!" Mag laughed out in return. Honey gave a blank stare as she began sucking on an antenna. A little trace of crude oil leaked out of her mouth.
"Wait... Insect porn?" Outlet asked.
(Stop the song...)
"And yaoi lewds. *shudders* I found them in the kitchen sink and I am DISGUSTED from that stuff!" at this point, Honey began sucking her antennae like crazy when three gallons worth of oil began spewing out. "Uh... Honey? Are you okay?"
All Honey did was nod. What they found must've been her unmentionables. Mega Man and Tempo were right next to the Wild Arms jeep when that happened.
LMN-001/Quake Woman (Tempo Lalinde)
"Honey?! Are you a closet pervert?!" Honey paled, confirming her suspicions. Tempo laughed out loud, leaning onto Mega Man for support. "PBBT!!! Y- Y- You are just like Vesper! Haha! She has stuff like that in her room!"
Mega Man raised his eyebrows in interest.
DLN-001/Rock/Mega Man (Rock Light)
Seeing a camera coming up nearby, Mega Man T-posed with a smug grin, nearly knocking Tempo off balance.
"Gah! Ano ba (Why did you do that), Rock?!" Mega Man looked at her, still holding that smug grin.
"None of my sisters like being called perverts. I say that it's a double standard!" Tempo looked at Mega Man with a knowing smile.
"Don't worry. Some people are simply tanga (stupid)!" the two smiled at that, seeing the Light Mansion coming up. There, they saw Tango and Eddie watching from the window.
'I wonder how's dad...' Rock thought to himself. Rush stopped in front of the mailbox, letting the two get off. When they were joined up with the others, they went entered through the front door. There, they saw a slightly older Dr. Light arguing with Auto.
"Why are you giving me water with my candy?"
"Candy? Doc, these are your pills." Auto exclaimed to the senile robotics expert.
Dr. Light was confused. "Pills?! Are you trying to have me start taking drugs no-"
"Dad!" Rock called out, hugging Dr. Light after being stuck on another planet for months. Dr. Light hugged him in return, causing a classic hug-fest that was against social distancing guidelines.
Later at 7:00...
Most of the DLNs were at the lab, listening to what Rock and the others had to say. Tempo teleported back and forth from the Philippines, grabbing a black dress and a bluetooth speaker with random music. When she came back, she wore the dress with her hair done in a bun.
"...we were fighting the undead with our weapons going pew! *bap!* Pe- pew! *bap- ap!* Pew! *bap!* With Shiro and Bagura arguing for so long, those were the only times we could take breaks" Splash exclaimed, holding her Mega Buster like a toy. All of the DLNs-002 through 064 were entertained from what everyone had to say, having a feeling that it was quite the ride.
Galaxy then made a dramatic proclamation. "Bagura kept using different tricks to try disarming us, but kept failing! Like, it went attack us, watch us beat it, attack us, watch us beat it. It was so energetic, but soooooooo boring!" the silver ufo themed Robot Master hovered above the floor, doing a backflip to try and stave off the boredom.
Rock shook his head, letting a picture of Bagura's face print out of a fax machine. One with the dead tyrant's blue skin, the other with the tanned skin. Guts and Tempo looked at the pictures and grinned. Guts went upstairs to grab some black suits and dresses, while Tempo teleported again, grabbing an E X T R A L A R G E wooden coffin...
Outside Keiro Private Reception Hall, Planet Bomber (after Shiro and Aka's wedding and coronation)...
"Thanks for everything you guys did for us." Shiro commented as he took a nice little walk in the forest with Aka, his siblings, Taizo, Masuyo, the DLNs, and Tempo.
"Hey, it's no problem." Rock exclaimed, happy to know that he was of service. "Just make sure that we can contact each other for any news or other stuff!"
"Yeah..."
"What's gonna be your schedule?" Splash asked. "Are you and Aka going to go at it 24/7?" Momo, Ki, Mizu, and Midori perked up at that. Shiro and Aka also perked up at that, having an idea on what the perverted mermaid meant.
"Wh- What?" Aka asked out loud, becoming redder and redder each time.
Splash made an innocent smile. As a precaution, Shiro, Kuro, Orioke, and Akabo cupped the sides of Momo, Ki, Mizu and Midori's heads, making it impossible for the kids to hear. "Sex in the morning, sex in the afternoon, sex in the evening, doggy after midnight, role play in the bedroom, missionary in the throne ro-" Shiro shook his head when Momo tried to take his hands off her head. He then tried to change the subject when Aka nearly passed out from an explosive nosebleed.
"T- Taizo? Kissy?"
"Mhm?/Hm?"
Once your kid's born, be sure to tell 'em of what we went through." the two Horis smiled, knowing that they will remember this. Shiro turned to the DLNs once more and grinned. "I was hoping you guys can hold a little funeral for Bagura because of how you guys will return to Earth once Kirby's ready."
The Robot Masters looked at each other with mischievous smiles, ignoring what Shiro was saying. They wanted to make a mock funeral! Shiro then coughed.
"*cough* Uh... guys?" the DLNs snapped out of it and looked at him with raised eyebrows. "I'm gonna come with you guys in a few days once Aka and I prep for our honeymoon and when your intergalactic teleporter's done. I'm also gonna bring an ambassador with me." The DLNs nodded, not listening to the part about an ambassador.
Cut and Momo fist bumped each other for no reason.
Back to now...
Rock opened the coffin and placed the tanned Bagura face inside. He then taped the blue skinned face at the front. Thinking that it would be funny, Oil swapped the music with one of his favorite songs without anyone knowing the moment Rock went to grab Splash's trident. Guts returned, with the clothes and a large white flag that he had Honey and Galaxy lift. Once they got everything ready, the DLNs responsible for fighting Bagura prepped themselves. Rock picked up Splash's Splash Trident and picked up Tempo's speaker, grinning. When he pressed the button however...
(Play Astronomia by Vicetone and Tony Igy...)
"What the heck?!" Rock turned the music off suddenly in confusion.
(Stop the song...)
"I got it from a meme! C'mon! Did ya feel the beat?" Oil asked, receiving slow nods from everyone.
"*groans...* Fiiine!"
(Play Astronomia again...)
"Ready?"
Cut nodded. "Steady?"
"Set..." Ice grumbled as he picked up a drum.
Splash smiled. "Go-"
"LIGMA!" Guts laughed out, cutting Splash off as they started dancing with the coffin on their shoulers. A large white flag that read LIGMA hung between Honey and Galaxy, waving like crazy as they danced.
We now leave the Light Household, the origin of where we are now. Outside, Rush, Beat, and Tango were playing around with a sign that said Mega Man: Deathmatch. Rush began playing around with Tango's tail while Beat zipped between the two in excitement. Suddenly, the three collided with the sign, smudging the paint as it said:
Mega Man: DeafMatch
Inspired by Mega Man: 8-Bit Deathmatch, Mega Man (By Archie Comics), real life, and Mega Man (Classic era)
Dedicated to
Joseph Lopez (Fellow classmate who was killed this year)
and
George Floyd and all of those who were killed without reason, who didn't deserve to be broken.
Mega Man: DeafMatch and SS: Stupid Bomberman Rangers Finale and True Ending end...
This was a wild ride for me. I thank everyone who favorited and followed this story. This was my first story, and I know that there were many mistakes. I suffered depression earlier in the year, which was why this chapter and the previous chapters took so long to make; thanks to many sources of inspiration however, I managed to move on. I didn't really think I was ever going to complete MM:DM S2 because of everything that happened this year either. I just kept typing even when I was stressed out.
I made the Simply Stupid universe because I wanted to cheer people up. I wanted to help them smile even though I was also bitterly joking about the world and everyday media. I was also cynical when I made this, not really knowing what may happen sooner or later. I want to say this to those that may have been offended at time from the story:
I'm sorry for anything offensive that was made in the process, and I ask that you guys do not flame at this. That makes me more depressed and cynical than usual if I offended anyone.
References:
1. What's going on now
2. XXX can mean many things. This one was based on moonshine distilling, which three Xs means how many times the alcohol has been filtered
3. I summed up SS: SBR's summary through flash backs and a speech
4. How can I forget that this story's version of Splash Woman is a super pervert?
5. The Twig Dick and Blue Bastard insult from MM:DM Ch3
6. The Coffin Dance memes
7. Mega Man X
Now... The recent chapter names are part of a song I was going to write, but the instrumentals were really stubborn to put to action. I'm gonna put in the lyrics though...
--
Time's up, ignition now shall start~!
(Carry on! Carry on! Why don't you carry on!)
I'm gone- but I am not too far~!
(Carry on! Carry on! Why won't you carry on?)
Up I go!
Up you go!
Up we go- up and beyond~!
What do you simply wish to be~!
(I don't know! I don't know! Why don't you carrry on?)
I know there's something you can be~!
(Here I go! Here you go! Why don't you carry on?)
You held me up!
You never let me down!
You're always by my side!
You're always on the ride!
I live and I can die,
Forgotten and alone,
But you care that I'm alive-
That's why I counting on~ you!
The city full of light!
My heart was full of stone!
Acknowledged that I can fight-
That's why my trust is so true!
I can be shot, tormented or betrayed
But I never thought it'd go this way~!
You helped me brave all of my fears and my pains~
Now I know that I can do anything~!
(Woah!)
I can see all the parallels~!
(Carry on! Carry on! Why don't you carry on?)
Over rivers and beyond the wells~!
(Here I go! Here you go! Why don't we carry on?)
Oh, in the city!
Beyond the meadows!
If life's a battlefield-
I gotta move on~!
If we fall down, do not look back~!
(Up you go! Up I go! Why don't we carry on?)
Shattered earth, look out for all the cracks!
(Here I go! Here you go! Hey let's just carry on!)
[Slowly] Oh I can fight until the last~!
(Ignition now shall start!)
My tears, I'll leave it in the past!
(But I am not too far!)
Time's up, ignition now shall start~!
(Ignition now shall start!)
I'm gone, but I am not too far~!
(Hey, I am not too far!
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At this point, I'm just gonna do 1-shots, 2-shots, and the aftermath of DeafMatch in MM:DM S1 and 2, MM:DM S2. and SS:SBR. I am not sure if I should add in a new arc. Remember:
Quality over Quantity.
That's all, folks! Good luck!