This is the aftermath of Mega Man: DeafMatch and the teaser of a new Simply Stupid series I am working on. Also, no need for diversity because everything is already diverse.

Read, review, and Enjoy! You won't know what happens until you try it!

San Diego, California (Sometime after Mega Man: DeafMatch Season 2 and Simply Stupid: Off Topic)...

Digging underground, a Pooka was staring into the dark, until it heard a loud rumble and dug into the ground, opposite to the rumbling ground, when the source arrived at the streets of San Diego, a yellow nose that looked like a yellow sausage and a white drilling suit operator popped out... The Driller looked at the nose and gave it a pull aaand *pop!*... A yellow orb (Pac-person) with black eyes, orange gloved hands and red booted feet pops out! These two are good friends with each other: The yellow Pac-person is a planetary disaster refugee... Who is nicknamed Pac-Man after a 1980 video game character that looked the same as himself and the white driller is Taizo Hori, the savior of Malaysia's 'Dig-Dug crisis of 2005'.

When Pac-Man opened his mouth to speak- *krkrkruku! Reee!* A pooka appeared! Ready to attack Taizo until it got smacked off to the horizon by Pac-Man.

"What is it with the many species of your planet?" Pac-Man asked as he and Taizo did a fist bump. The pooka blew up in a yellow explosion of light.

Game!

An armored woman came in with a cake that read 'Congrats!' in red and green letters. She removed her helmet, showing her brown hair and green eyes. This is Masuyo, Taizo's wife, and alternate counter-part from another dimension.

"That's what I said in 2005! Who knew that we would be seeing lots of other species anyways?"

"Most are extraterrestrial immigrants, mutants, animal people, or something else entirely." Taizo shrugged. They walked to Balboa park, looking at the scenery. Meanwhile, a two-team water balloon fight was happening. "Now... Remember that we are visiting royalty from another galaxy, Rock, and a whole bunch of people we haven't hung out with in a while."

"Okay? This will probably be better than babysitting Ataru with Blinky, Pinky, Inky and Clyde./Eh. I do need to drop this cake off to Shiro and Aka anyways."

"Good..."

When the three passed the gates leading to the inside, Pac-Man dodged a pink water balloon, watching its contents splatter all over the ground. Five individuals were standing in the middle, dodging and throwing water balloons like crazy.

The first was a mustached man of Italian descent, jumping over an orange water balloon that had a pair of scissors spray-painted on, giving a genuine smile that was was covered by a stern face. He wore blue denim overalls, a red flannel shirt, and a red cap with an M surrounded by a white circle. This is Mario "Mario" Mario AKA Mario. A hero of the Mushroom Kingdom, and an honest businessman.

The second was a short 3 feet tall pink amoeba. A science experiment from the late 1800's that disappeared during the Bolshevik revolution, ended up on Popstar, and is a complete slav. this Kirby... taking a heavy swig of vodka.

The third was a blue anthropomorphic hedgehog wearing a brown scarf, a brown backpack, white gloves, and a pair of red and horizontal white-striped running shoes whose eyes flashed between green and blue, using his blue quills to summon blue sparks of electricity that popped some balloons hurled by the opposition. This is Maurice Needlemouse, also known as Sonic the Hedgehog.

The fourth is the recently crowned emperor of the Bomber Nebulan Empire, Shiro, the Nebula's very own Explosive Bomberman. He was catching water balloons without popping them and hurling them back to their senders. Akanami-bom, Shiro's wife and best friend, was about to jump off a tree and make a surprise attack when she was sniped by two water balloons.This brings us to the fifth figure.

The last figure was Mega Man, using his Mega Buster as a water balloon cannon

They stopped the game a minute after Taizo and Pac-Man entered the park. Rock and Shiro looked at the white driller and grinned. "Hey Taizo!"

Taizo grinned as he slung his drill onto his back. "Hey you guys. Shiro? Nice to see you again after you and Aka's wedding."

"Same with you." the aforementioned bomberman nodded as he gave him a firm handshake. "How are you and Kissy?"

"Doing pretty fine. We have a kid now." Taizo said, nodding slowly. He then looked at Pac-Man, who gave a face that said he is not amused. Shiro gone into a relaxed state and looked at the yellow Pac-person in confusion.

"Okay... Who are you?" Pac-Man smiled as he also shook Shiro's hand.

"Just call me Pac-Man! Pleased to meet ya!

"Name's Shiro! Nice to meet you too!" the three turned to Mega Man, Kirby, Sonic, and Mario. Introducing Pac-Man to them, Taizo gave a grin.

"Great to know that we are all getting along right now."

Later at the Light Mansion's Karaoke/Theater wing...

"So Shiro..." Rock asked as he and Shiro sat at a table with Aka, Oriokebom, Guts Man, Ice Man, Splash Woman, Mizubom, and Midoribom. Taizo, Pac-Man, Mario, Kirby, Masuyo, and Sonic were at the theater section playing some Blaster Bear: Russian Commando with a few other DLNs.

"Yeah?"

Is there an ambassador you have assigned yet?" Aka tugged Shiro's arm and whispered just before he can say anything

"She asked if she can go out with Cut, Shiro. I allowed her since she hasn't seen him in- Oh..." this caused the white chimera and the red daman to give wry smiles. "O- Oh! Oh! I think our ambassador took shooting Cut with a gun as the first step to a relationship!"

"*pbbt!* Hahahaha! *thud! thud! thud!*" Splash caught on and joined in, slamming her fists onto the table like crazy. "You chose her?! Of all the possible ambassadors, you chose the pervert?" Rock began muttering about double standards.

Shiro leaned onto the table holding a small fuseless pink bomb. "It was a tough choice at first... I couldn't choose Kuro because he decided to join the Jetter-Guard again. My cousin, Cheeryyuki, is extremely stubborn, meaning that she's just gonna stay at Planet Bomber instead settling down for a job other than fighting crime as She-Bomb. Mighty loves being a Jetter."

"I wanted to join the cops!" exclaimed Akabo as he waved his arms as an exaggeration.

"Ao's... actually not bothered with the paperwork somehow. He's planning to be our financial expert, and visiting a Custom Battler recruit. It's scary how many things they have in common!" Shiro continued, knowing that they still want to know who is the new ambassador. "Ki's taking care of our parents. Mizu and Midori are training to get bomb stars, and Orioke's..."

"I'm joining Mighty and Kuro in the Jetter-Guard as well! We're just in the process of gaining our call-signs now! Kuro's retaining his old call-sign 'Black Bomber' while mine will be 'Pretty Bomber'."

Shiro and Aka shook their heads. "That's because I didn't know what false name to give you when we were at Likawae Village, sis! *sigh* I think you know who is gonna be the ambassador no-"

"Hahaha! Quit it, Cut! *Splash!* I'm trying to do a flip!"

"You're *slosh!* gonna *slosh!* have *slosh!* to do more than that! Hahaha!" Cut Man called out from outside.

Rock facepalmed as he opened the window to the backyard. "Sweet nuts and bolts... *SQUEAK!* CUT! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU AND MOMO IN THE SINNING POOL!? IT'S CONTAMINATED WITH CORONA THERE!"

Down at the backyard, Cut Man was swimming and messing around in the pool with Shiro's 2nd youngest sister, Momobom. When they heard the 'sinning' part, they gave immature giggles.

"It's... hot." Momo's voice went sultry for a 15 year-old, scaring Shiro, who peeked out of the window as well.

"I had to quarantine you and Mizu before you could try to raping me all because of F!$#ING RAW cursed powder, Momo! Don't make me create an Imperial order that will prevent you from flirting with guys of a different species all because you 'claimed' them with their friggin' gun, you little thot!" the white bomberman called out in pure disgust.

Cut and Momo looked at each other in confusion before Momo in response to that. "We aren't in a relationship, you sick f#!k!"

Shiro looked at Rock before rubbing the sides of his head in frustration. "*sigh* I'll play some Splat-Furries with you, Momo! System link!"

"You had to quarantine Momo and Mizu? From possible rape? I have to deal with Splash trying that out on me!" Rock sniggered as he watched Cut and Momo quickly climb out of the pool. Shiro gave a visible shudder, receiving a head-shake of disapproval from Mizu. "What was the most intimate thing you did before you guys crashed here on Earth for the first time?"

Shiro and Aka stared at Rock with a blank stare. Much to the ire of the two however, Orioke muttered it out loud.

"They did role play. I heard shouts like: 'Spank me harder daddy!', 'You're under arrest lil' missy!' and even loud slurping noises when we were heading to Likawae! It scars me!" Rock looked at Orioke with a straight face.

"What the f!#$?"

With Taizo, Pac-Man, Mario, Kirby, and Sonic...

"Flaccid! Don't drink the bottle!" Sonic cried out as he pulled a cyan wisp away from a bottle of vodka Kirby was holding.

"T#4t ¡$ s0d4!" Everyone strated at the wisp until Sonic coughed.

"*cough* He said that it's soda."

"Blyat! This is not soda! This is vodka from the motherland!" Kirby cried out in outrage as he yanked the bottle away from the wisp.

"*sigh* Flaccid, we gotta deal with your soda addictions! Combusto gets triggered and curses a lot-"

"FμCK Y0μ!" the aforementioned red wisp shouted out from Sonic's backpack with the other wisps joining in as well.

"Fault makes dumb comments, Nacho likes to pretend to be Winnie the Pooh, Boat's addicted to fish and seaweed, Wall creates walls, I thought Chewie was a guy- Don't laugh at me for that!" Sonic scowled at Pac-Man, Taizo, Mario and Kirby for giggling. "-Who perves on me with Tial, Pinwheel gets over-emotional, and Tial deepthroats chili-dogs I eat! All of us have issues."

Chewie, Sonic's ivory wisp, popped out of the brown backpack with an eye-smile. "#3 m4d3 0μt w¡t# T¡4l 4nd ¡ (He made out with Tial and I)! ¡nt3Г$p3c¡3$!"

"Hm-Hm! One of your wisps said-a something!" Mario commented to Sonic as the blue hedgehog pacified Flaccid with a bottle of root beer.

"*groans* Chewie, I do not appreciate you butting into conversations!"

All Pac-Man said to Taizo and Masuyo was: "Your friends are weird..."

"Aren't we all." Masuyo asked. The yellow Pac-person grinned.

"... I like that!"

Game Start!

MM:DM S2 Aftermath and Simply Stupid: GAME! pilot end...

References:

1. Mario

2. I know some people may disagree with me with this, but Pac-Man with Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures elements

3. Comrade Kirby

4. Dig Dug and Kissy now have a kid

5. Simply Stupid: Off Topic

6. In SS: Stupid Bomberman Rangers, Shiro and Aka did weekly role-play games prior to Orioke being fatally injured

7. I may do silly misadventures on characters that appeared in MM:DM sooner or later

8. In SS:OT, Sonic owns ten quirky wisps that make him both happy, and miserable. I'm not really thinking of adding Sonic to any more stories other than Off Topic though, since it takes place this year in 2020

That's all, folks! Believe it or not, I worked on this chapter for almost 2 years!