Simply Stupid: A meme-game-script-novel-based story universe that incorporates all media into one universe full of dimensions and alternate timelines. A series created by Cian-Nueral (That's me, the author), it is a comedic series that refurbishes memes and make abominable jokes through history, politics and real life. It should also be noted that any names, dates or OCs that has something in common with anything in real life is purely coincidental- or calculated, depending on the year, date, and such.
I mean, seriously! Thomas the Tank Engine being a marijuana addict? Mega Man being featured in girl's smut magazines? The Orange Knight from Castle Crashers being a warden from For Honor? GODZILLA as a famous movie star? SONIC THE HEDGEHOG being arrested for PUBLIC NUDITY? What's next? It's me incorporating every single Simply Stupid series I have made and turn it into a massive crossover. This is just an introduction to a story that may as well be like someone hallucinating from ketamine withdrawal, because everyone is OOC.
I am Cian-Nueral, and I don't own anything other than the concept of Simply Stupid. No flaming, please! Read, Review, and Enjoy!
(Play Sons of Angels - Daytona USA: Championship Circuit Edition...)
A heptad sat at a large table, playing BS.
Pac Man (1980)
Pac Man placed down a card, sliding it to the center. He gave a smug grin. "One ace."
Mario (1981)
Mario placed his card and stroked his moustache. "A two of-a diamond!"
Dig Dug (1982)
Taizo, also known as Dig Dug, pulled out his. He was sweating nervously. They are using some random guy's casino playing cards for this. Before he got it, someone said that it's disgusting or something- they weren't sure what it contained. "One three."
Bomberman (1983)
Bomberman calmly placed down his card, not knowing how this game works. "One four."
Mega Man (1987)
Rock was contemplating to cheat a little, but decided not to. "One five."
Sonic the Hedgehog (1991)
Kirby (1991)
All Kirby did was blink and placed his. Next was Sonic.
(Pause the song...)
The cobalt blue hedgehog made a glance before saying something. "... Bull$#¡t."
Glancing at Sonic, Mario slid the cards to him with a stupid face with a stretched out moustache.
"Okie dokie. Get ready to move your-" Sonic snagged the cards without delay, making the plumber in red to smack his face at the brash action. "*SLAM!* -fingers."
Sonic made a quick speed read, squinting his eyes at them with a face of pure stupor. "Wh- What the..."
"What is it?"
In a universe full of dimensions and more...
Sonic looked at Rock and pulled out all six cards he picked up. "Who the actual dumb f4(k uses NSFW of extraterrestrial royalty for their playing card covers?!"
A universe that takes political correctness and common sense loosely...
Bomberman looked at one of the cards and made an obsequious face. He grabbed all of the cards and covered up the card bodies in hopes that nobody sees them. "WHO TOOK PICTURES OF ONE OF MY SISTERS IN THE SHOWER?!"
A universe where all media in the world is canon to reality...
Bomberman then pulled out another that also has another one of his sisters, pole dancing. He had a look of pure outrage. "Of all things that's good... THAT'S FRICKIN' PEDOPHILIA, AND F4(KING ILLEGAL!!!"
Everyone froze and the scene goes black, with a plaque saying LAW AND ORDER SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT appearing out of nowhere.
"DUN DUN!"
"Shut up, Rock."
"Come on! How many of us are in relationships again?"
"Only two of us are married, you blue incel."
"Sonic's one also."
(Resume the song...)
With a hint of international culture, memes and real life facts, then we have ourselves an abomination that mocks it one way or another, ranging from ultra thirsty robots and aliens to family friendly figures having a messed up lifestyle...
The seven sprinted across a field, dodging lasers and more. Pac Man brought out a Box of Power Pellets, Mario summoned a Fireball, Dig Dug revved up his Drill, Bomberman brought out a skull-marked bomb and held it like a Morningstar, Mega Man charged up his Mega Buster, Kirby brought out his Warp Star, and Sonic began sparking an electric blue from his quills to his feet...
A parody amongst parodies, and an ever diverse cast of characters (In terms of series, species and more.)...
The seven go-karted, drifting at the corners and passing one another to the finish line...
PAC MAN
DONKEY KONG
MARIO BROS
DIG DUG
PUNCH OUT
BOMBERMAN
ICE CLIMBERS
MEGA MAN
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG
KIRBY
ANIMAL FOREST/ANIMAL CROSSING
MII
MINECRAFT
The seven made poses with an explosion in the background similar to Super Sentai/Power Rangers. Pac Man made a flip, Mario did his classic jump, Dig Dug raised his Drill like a gun, Bomberman kneeled before twisting back up with his left arm extended over his right as though he has a knife, Mega Man aimed his Mega Buster with a Charged Shot, Sonic laid in front, and Kirby did his victory dance.
AND MORE! This is stupid, but worth it!
They continued their game, throwing out the NSFW card pack they used, with a new set owned by Taizo.
(Stop the song...)
Mario and Sonic were plotting to mine some diamonds for a project Rosalina is working on. With a light bulb flashing over his head he gained an idea.
"Mario."
"Hm?"
"Remember that one dimension Rock went into by accident? The one he talked about?"
"The one where-a Cut Man found-a Skooma and marijuana?"
"Yeah. What if I send you there through my warp rings?"
"Hm... Okay!"
Tossing the ring, they watched it grow into a portal. Mario hesitated. Sonic insisted. Mario hesitated again, Sonic insisted again. This went on for a while until the ring started flickering. Panicking, Sonic ripped off a few of his quills and gave them Mario. "Sorry Mario! You gave me no choice!"
"Wha? What do you mean-a?"
Sonic pulled back one of his arms and punched the Italian plumber/adventurer/businessman into the ring... into a world full of blocks.
"MAAAAAAAAMAAAAA!!! BRUUUUTOOOOO BAAAASTAAAARRRDOOOOO!!!"
SUPER SMASH BROTHERS
X
SIMPLY STUPID
Mario landed in a dark cave, where a Creeper crawled up to him and hissed.
"Creeper..."
Mario looked at the audience of monsters and froze. "Odio la mia fortuna (I hate my luck)."
An explosion filled the cave with Mario screaming once more. "MAAAAAAA MAAAAAA!!! GREEEEEEN-A PEEEEEEENEEEESESSS!!!" He got the diamonds, he jumped up into a newly placed warp ring, crashing into Rosalina in her Comet Observatory.
"Hng.../Mama mia... You weigh like-a the planet Rosalina!" I don't think Rosalina took that lightly, because a red light erupted from the windows, with Sonic looking at the Comet Observatory with an cringing face.
"Ooh... Sweet merciful crap."
SIMPLY STUPID: GAME!
"Hey! Hey you! Yeah~ you~!" a woman's voice filled the halls of a cottage in Alaska. A somewhat-muscular guy the age of 19 was closing his eyes and ears, using his blue parka to muffle the sound.
"Can I bust a nut in peace, please! No, I do not. want. to sign up. for. Jerkmates!"
"It's fun and addicting like Tik Tok!"
"Like Tik Tok?! I DON'T EVEN LIKE TIK TOK! YOU ARE LIKE THE RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS OF POR-" a woman around the same age poked her head, with her pink parka aiming at him in shock. "RRrrrrrrrk... Hey Nana!"
"YOU'RE TRYING TO BUST A NUT, POPO?!"
Simply Stupid: Game! Trailer end...
Comes out sometime in 2021...
Hey everyone! I just want to say happy 2nd Anniversary to my Simply Stupid series.