July 1937
Dumbledore's office
"Albus, have you ever noticed how orphans turn out to be the most psychotic wizards?" Headmaster Dippet mused, stroking his beard, "you would think they'd set up a wizard orphanage or two, to prevent terrorism and such but it's never even been proposed.
Albus looked up.
"Obliviate"
Dippet's eyes fogged over.
"Imperio"
Dumbledore smiled.
"Now repeat after me, logic does not exist."
"Logic… does not… exist"
"Very good, let's try that again, shall we?