"TANKIE!" I shouted. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?"
Commie didn't answer but he stopped the soviet tank and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.
"What the fucking hell?" I asked angrily.
"Annarkiddie?" he asked.
"What?" I snapped.
Commie leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore.
And then… suddenly just as I Commie kissed me passionately. Commie climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a recreational mcnuke tm. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time. ((AN - PLS NO CALL DA FBI ON MEH PLS IT WAS PART OF D FANFIC ALREADY))
"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ON MY PRIVATE PROPERTY YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"
It was….Ancap!