Me: Ok, we've made it to Chapter 9 thankfully without that imaginator guy again, so let's start this thing already!
Funky Kong and Daisy Chapter 9: Continuing the past or something like that:
[School bell rang...]
Everyone rushed into school including Funky Kong, who was heading upstairs and walked to the locker areas.
Everyone was chatting and unpacking when Funky arrived.
"But that doesn't make you THAT good at MarioKart, does it? Asked Drybones with A book in his hand.
Mario replied," Yes it does! Frick that drift stat that Daisy and Funky Kong have, my name is in the game!."
Drybones: Actually, Funky has a speed stat bonus but, okay whatever you say, wise guy.
Soon, Funky got in the line with the others and waited outside to walk into class, and they all started chatting again.
"Dry Bones, do you happen to play Mario Kart 8 or Fortnite? Because I play that game, it's bad but I love taking down booty bot players." Koopa asked Drybones.
"Ok? Umm, Imma go sit in my seat now which is right by Funky and you, alright?" Drybones replied.
Soon, Daisy and Peach arrived and unpacked their stuff out in the hall.
They unpacked their bags and walked into class.
"How is the teacher not here yet?" Daisy asked.
Mario: He probably left because of you crying all the time, Daisy.
Daisy: What, I don't cry! What do you mean?
"YES, YOU DO DAISY!" Mario yelled back. "STOP LYING"!
Daisy[angry]: Wha-I don't! Stop your lies! [angrily breathes]
Yoshi: You need to chill, both of you.
Funky[angry]: Yoshi, stay out of it before I whoop your behind!
Yoshi: Okay...geez
Funky: Mario, stop, I'm SICK OF YOU, YOU ARE THE CAUSE OF ME HAVING TO HUG DAUSY 56 MILLION FREKING TIMES! STOP, SIT YOUR FAT BEHIND DOWN, AND SHUT UP! NOW! THE TEACHER IS COMING. SIT DOWN!
Mario hastily got in his chair and angrily mumbled while the teacher entered the classroom.
Daisy stomped back to her seat in anger.
Mr. Lakitue: Woah, Woah! What is going on here! Daisy why are you angry and stomping, Funky kong why are you yelling, and Mario why are you angry?
The class went quiet.
Funky: Mario was...
Funky got interrupted by Mario.
"DAISY WAS YELLING AT ME!" Mario shouted.
"THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED!" Daisy yelled back.
Funky then said," DAISY, LEMME DO THE TALKING. MARIO WAS MAKING DAISY ANGRY BY COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW MUCH SHE WHINES A LOT!"
Mario then replied with," WHAT? SHE DOES, SHE DOES CRY LIKE A BABY TOAD!
Daisy started to cry," NO I DON'T! WHY ARE YOU BEING RUDE TO ME AGAIN! WHYYYY!".
Daisy sat down and laid on her desk and cried in her shirt.
Funky yelled at Mario," NOW LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID MARIO!"
Mr. Lakitu: Oh no..not again! Daisy, are you ok?
Daisy didn't respond and was still crying on her desk.
Mr. lakitu: Funky, can you take Daisy to the 'girls' bathroom and try to calm her down?
Funky: Sure.
Daisy lifted her head off her desk, and Funky walked with her out the door wide open. Everyone saw Funky walking Daisy to the Girls' bathroom.
Dry Bones said softly," Poor Daisy, she's always being tortured."
Luigi: I know DryBones, it's irrelevant!
Drybones went over to the pencil sharpener and sharpened his pencil to a crisp.
Koopa: Well, that was quick!
Dry Bones: Yeah, I know…
Later…
Funky was walking Daisy back to class as the teacher was going to get ready for lunch.
At lunch…
As always, Funky and Daisy got out of line and hung out with their younger siblings.
Funky: yo yo yo!
Daisy: [laughs and hugs Funky kong]
Drybones saw Funky and Daisy hugging in front of the entire lunchroom, and bashed into a pole on the way to a seat next to
Peach.
Koopa: Dry Bones, FOCUS! We need to take a seat before the teacher arrives!
Dry Bones: Oh crap!
Drybones rushed back to his seat, and Koopa sat next to him.
Soon, Funky and Daisy sat down next to each other, and they sat in between Toad and Rosalina.
Dry Bones: Why am I choking on my freaking edits bro?
Koopa: What do you- Wait, how did you get a Nintendo switch on the school grounds?
Dry Bones: The principal, Mrs. Toad, has allowed electronics for entertaining uses only.
Funky: I never heard the principal allow that. Are you sure you're telling the truth, or are you just trying to get yourself in trouble?
Dry Bones: Trust me on this one, man.
Funky: Ok?
Daisy: Don't worry Drybones, I've heard she allows it, so you're fine.
Funky and Drybones: Phew!
Meanwhile at Mario's table…
Mario was not saying anything and Yoshi asked him why he wasn't saying anything.
Yoshi: Mario, you're usually trying to prove us wrong by crushing on girls, why are you not talking?
Mario didn't respond.
Yoshi: MARIO?
Mario: Stop talking to me Yoshi, I'm tired of the people here.
Wario: Why don't you try again? You may get lucky!
Mario: No, I'm gonna get embarrassed by you guys again!
Yoshi: Well you should at least try, Mario.
Mario: Ugh, fine! What do you want me to do then?
Yoshi: Try to get her attention by doing smooth jestures!
Mario: Oh no, she's gonna go right over to Funky, and Funky's gonna do the same thing I do to her, and she's gonna mind me doing it, but not him!
Waluigi: That's just doubting yourself, get over there and do it!
Mario: Ugh, FINE!
Mario got up out of his seat and the people behind him were staring at him.
When everyone started to clean up, Mario was behind Daisy and then, Daisy felt something on her right shoulder.
Daisy: Wha-Mario, stop it! PLEASE! Get off of me, dude!
Mario got himself shoved away from Daisy by Funky Kong, and Funky did the same thing, and Daisy didn't mind Funky doing it.
Mario: WHYYYY! YOU GUYS SAID IT WOULD WOOOORK, IT DIDN'T! EVERY TIME AT LUNCH, YOU GUYS EMBARRASS ME! WHYYY!
Koopa: Maybe you're not attractive, Mario.
Mario: THAT'S A LIE!
Dry Bones: You're a lie to society! LOOL
Everyone heard the thing DRybones said and they all started laughing immediately after.
Wario: ROASTEEED!
Funky kong walked away with Daisy in his arms, and Mario got angrier and angrier by the minute by this. And he screamed in the lunchroom.
Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
LOOL THIS DOESN'T DESERVE A STICKER!
LOOL THIS DESERVES A STICKER!