AN: I woke up from a nap and my only thought was 'Deku sucking Bakugo off' so here is THAT.

Disclaimer: I would never pretend to own bby Horikoshi's characters or story I respect him too much for that. But not enough to not write smut about his boys lmao whoops

Deku's face is so fucking annoying.

"G—gacchaaan—"

His cheeks are too chubby and flushed, and covered in freckles. He still looks like an idiot kid. Isn't he supposed to be some great hero? Annoying.

"Mmm—mhmff—"

And those eyes. Those too-big fucking eyes.

Always looking up at me, shining like he's about to cry. He cries too fucking much. Even now, he's tearing up, salt water pooling and threatening to spill over those annoying freckly cheeks of his. Tch. So irritating.

"Hey, watch it."

"—s—owwy—"

"Quit apologizing. You're so annoying."

His voice is irritating, too. So whiny, so fucking upbeat and excitable. Why's he always saying my name in that stupid voice of his?

"Kacchan—" he gasps, like he's just trying to piss me off. But then he shuts up and closes those annoying eyes and I can't help the groan that follows.

Fuck.

That mouth.

That stupid mouth of his might be the most annoying thing about Deku's dumb face.

Especially now, with it wrapped around my cock as he moans and sucks down hard.

"Fuck," I hiss, and grab at his hair.

"Hnnng," he whimpers in answer as my cock pulses between his lips. He's on his knees at my feet. I can see the bulge in his pants where his dick strains against the seam. He squeezes his legs together and shivers, forcing my cock deeper down his throat.

Why is he so turned on by sucking my dick? He's so fucking weird.

He's so stupidly enthusiastic that he chokes and pops his mouth off my cock. The cold air on my wet skin makes me hiss and I look down to see him breathing heavy, a line of spit connecting the tip of my cock to his wet sloppy lips.

"Shit," I curse, and he looks up at me with those fucking eyes of his. They're still shining with pooled tears that refuse to fall down his face. Soirritating.

"Kacchan…" he says, voice lust-blow and gravelly, and then he surges forward and licks a hot line along the length of my dick, from base to tip. It's eager and slutty and it feels so good it pisses me off.

He doesn't stop, tongue working fast and messy, teasing the tip and then swallowing me down again, cheek bulging where my cock barely fits inside. I can't stand how fucking good it feels, and when he moans around my dick I moan too, grabbing the back of his head and shoving my cock in and out.

"Nnnnng—!" He exclaims, surprised. He recovers quickly and when I look down he's rubbing himself through his pants, frantic, face a flushed wet mess and it's the most annoying thing, how fucking hot he looks like this.

He sucks in hard and my hips stutter and my jaw clenches tight. Why does annoying ass Deku make me feel this fucking good? Why is he so good at sucking me off? Why does he moan around my cock like it's the best thing he's ever tasted?

Fuck if I know. He's so annoying.

Fuck. His mouth is so fucking good.

"Fuck. You feel so fucking good."

"Mmmm—mmngng—ggagghan—"

"Don't stop. Don't—fuck—"

My cock slides in and out of his mouth, slick with spit, frenzy fast. He's taking it all, choking on my length without complaint, tongue working quick and agile on the underside of my cock. My hands are pulling at his messy hair. He has one wrapped around my leg for balance and the other palming his dick, desperate and quaking.

I can feel myself about to come when he sucks in hard and I throw my head back and moan loud, cursing that damn mouth of his. I just barely pull away when I come, covering his annoying, destroyed face in cum. His eyes are squeezed shut tight and his stupid, annoying mouth open wide, tongue dripping saliva over his bottom lip.

I'm still coming when he shivers all over, hand pressed hard to his dick, and then slumps against my legs, panting heavy.

I'm breathing heavy, too, and I raise the back of my arm to cover my face and wipe the sweat from my brow.

"Shit…" I mumble, dazed and electrified all at once.

"Kacchan," he purrs, and I glance down to see that ruined face of his, freckled and flushed and cute and covered in me.

He smiles.

My heart stutters in my chest and my breath catches in my throat.

Fuck. Deku is so damn annoying…