This is my first user-requested story, and had a great time making it while having nowhere near the amount of knowledge needed to write a proper Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic x Tokyo Ghoul crossover.
Still, this was a blast to write and generate, and even caught me off guard at times.
Anyways, without further adieu, this story request comes from DarthMMC.
Story Request: Kaneki, the son of Darth Revan, was both a force sensitive and grey jedi. Together, both Kaneki and his father must take down Sith Lord Darth Malak, and his ghoul apprentice, Darth Rize, from taking over the Earth, along with a massive fleet of ships.
After flying past a fleet of enemy ships, Kaneki and Darth Revan finally landed their spaceship inside the docking bay, onboard Darth Malak's command ship.
Kaneki and Darth Revan dawned their armor and their lightsabers before exiting out of their small spacecraft to be met by a flurry of droids. Jedi Knight Kaneki began fighting off the droids, while Darth Revan used his lightsaber to cut through several of them.
They continued fighting until they reached the bridge where Darth Malak was waiting for them.
"You have won my little contest, but I am not finished yet," Darth Malak said as he stood in front of them.
"Contest?" Darth Raven asked.
"Oh yes. While you two were busy fighting, I managed to steal the other two shards of the Kyber Saber from you," the Sith Lord said with contempt in his voice.
"What?! You're mad!" Sith Lord Darth Revan said getting angry.
"Oh no, I'm quite sane. In fact, I've been planning this for a long time," he said as he turned and walked off the bridge, beckoning his fellow Sith to strike him.
"He's got the other two shards of the Kyber Saber, and he claims he's not finished yet..." Darth Revan said to Kaneki.
"Well what do we do now? He's not going to make a weapon out of three broken pieces, is he?" Kaneki asked, while being clueless about what exactly they were talking about.
"No, he's probably planning on finishing the job, destroying the Jedi forever," Darth Revan reasoned, before deciding to throw caution into the wind. "It doesn't matter, this ends now," he said, before sprinting towards Darth Malak to cross lightsaber blades with him.
Jedi Knight Kaneki was still, as he watched his father begin to fight with Malak, in a contest to see who was the better master of the dark side.
Kaneki didn't say anything, he just stood there looking as his mind struggled to comprehend what was happening. In a way, the Sith were his family.
Just as he was about to step in to help his father, he felt a powerful force grab him from behind and pull him away from the room. He knew instantly what was happening, he had been snuck up on while deep in thought, and he had been taken by surprise.
Emerging from the shadows with her blazing-crimson lightsaber, Darth Rize stared manically at Jedi Knight Kaneki, before approaching him. "Why must you stand here and watch your enemy kill your father? Don't you have any sort of pride?" she asked.
"I don't care about the Sith, I don't care about the Jedi. I just care about my family. I just..." he responded, while trying to think of a way to escape.
"You just what? What are you going to do? Stand there with your hands in your pockets like a slack-jawed fool? Or you you can join me, the only side that truly cares for the Sith. We can rule the galaxy together, we can...!" Rize said, as she gave her exposition to the Jedi Knight, before being interrupted by the sound of gears grinding in the near distance.
"Drop the weapon, Rize," a robotic voice echoed from a nearby hallway. Turning away from Jedi Knight Kaneki, Darth Rize stared through the dimly lit hallway to see none other than the infamous assassin droid, HK-47. His metal head stared at her, the glowing eyes staring into her soul. "I have been waiting for you."
Darth Rize nearly dropped her lightsaber, as she faced him. "I have been waiting for you too, Clankers-from-Hell."
Then, she noticed that the floor had given way slightly under his feet, and that there was a pressure sensitive 'button' on the wall. Immediately, she ran to press it, releasing the trap that had sprung from the floor. A large metal claw came shooting out from the wall, smacking into the side of his head and slicing it in half.
Just as quickly as he appeared, HK-47's headless and robotic body took a few steps forward, and shot randomly at the room three times before falling over. Darth Rize turned back to Jedi Knight Kaneki, who was standing there with his lightsaber ignited.
"So... The coward finally decides to fight back," Rize mused with a sinister grin, before picking up and reigniting her lightsaber as well.
The two began to fight, with Darth Rize being the more nimble of the two, and the one with far more skill. She managed to trap Kaneki's foot and slice at his face, only for him to drop to the floor and kick her lightsaber out of her hand. She then jumped out of his reach and flipped him onto the floor, before retrieving her weapon to press her lightsaber to his throat.
"I've been waiting for this moment," the Sith Lord hissed, "and I'm going to enjoy this." Darth Rize laughed uncontrollably as she pressed the lightsaber to his throat, as if she couldn't control herself.
However, before Darth Rize could decapitate Jedi Knight Kaneki's head, a figure came and pulled Rize away, before suplexing her on the cold metal floor.
That figure was none other than Jedi Master Yoda.
"Hmmm, ketamine I took. High as fuck, I am," Yodi said, as he looked up at Kaneki. "Now, I will help you."
"Get off me, little green man!" Rize shouted as she kicked him, before grabbing his head and slamming it into her knee. Yoda let out a pained scream, before she grabbed a handful of his hair and slammed his head into his knee once more. Yoda fell to the floor, before Rize kicked him in the face.
"I'm going to kill you, Yoda. I'm going to break you. I'm going to make those ribs so brittle they'll snap like twigs the first time I hit you!"
"Suffer a severe defeat today, that you will," Yoda groaned, as he picked himself up.
"Heh... Maybe, but I'm still going to finish you off," Rize smiled, as she raised her lightsaber.
Instead of answering, Yoda let out a burst of force lighting, which erupted from his hands and lit up the room.
"Ah!" Rize screamed, as she felt the lightning course through her body. She dropped to her hands and knees, before Yoda stopped.
With a force of will, he forced Rize to bend over. He then grabbed her head and slid the lightsaber back into the holster on her hip.
"Yield, do you?" Yoda asked.
"Get off me, you little prick!" Rize screamed.
"In good time, I will. Yielding, are you?"
"Fuck you, Yoda. I'm still going to slaughter your ass!" she grunted.
"Due time is now over," Yoda said. With that, Yoda unleashed a flurry of punches, forcing Rize's head to bounce off of the floor. He unleashed a stream of fire, which she used her lightsaber to deflect. He let out an electric shock, which she absorbed. He raised his hand, which erupted in lightning, which she countered with the force.
After about a minute of fighting, Rize looked up at the short little being. "You're going to die today, little man," she said, as she smiled at him with a crazed look in her eye.
"Yield, do you?" Yoda asked once more, as Rize spat blood onto him.
"Pathetic," she laughed, before Yoda unleashed a burst of electricity to force her back onto her ass.
"Yield, do you?" Yoda asked once more.
"You're still too fucking weak," Rize laughed, as she stood back up, making it clear that despite Yoda's attempts to pacify her, she was putting up quite the fight. "I'm going to butcher you, little man," she laughed once more.
"Yield, do you?" Yoda asked one last time.
"Fuck you," Rize said, as she reignited her lightsaber.
Yoda then unleashed an electric shock onto her lightsaber, before grabbing her hand and twisting it behind her back. He then lifted her up, before she grabbed his hand and leaped onto his back. She wrapped her legs around his waist, before positioning her lightsaber and stabbing it through his shoulder.
"You're finished," she laughed, slowly dragging the lightsaber along his back as he collapsed to his knees.
"Yield, I do," he said, as Rize lowered her lightsaber.
"Too bad," Rize said smugly, before raising her lightsaber in the air and in preparation to kill Yoda.
But just then, Kaneki appeared from behind Rize, grasping her head with both hands and using the leverage of his lightsaber hilt to twist it. "You're weak," he said, as Rize's lightsaber clattered to the floor.
"Bitch, get the fuck off me," Rize grunted, as she began to squirm and writhe.
Out of nowhere, (And I truly mean out of nowhere… Like, I wasn't anticipating for this to happen at all while working on this story using the AI…) Kaneki dropped to his knees and lifted up her robes, lowering his face into the loincloth. He began to French kiss and suck on her groin, as Rize gasped.
"Get off me, you brute! Disgusting," she complained, as she writhed around.
Confused at why Kaneki was choosing to give Rize oral sex rather than trying to fight her, or at least help him up, Yoda watched in horror and disgust.
"Licking her there, really you are...!?" Yoda asked, surprised.
Kaneki ignored Yoda and continued to lick and kiss Rize's womanhood.
"Ugh, Kan... ah!" Rize screamed, as she clenched her eyes shut. After a moment, Rize stopped thrashing, and began breathing normally.
Feeling succumbed with utter resentment and distaste for what he was witnessing, Yoda walked away from Kaneki and Rize. "I'm not part of this... this..." Yoda said to himself, as he tried to comprehend what he was witnessing.
Wanting to get the mental image of Darth Rize grinding her womanhood against Jedi Knight Kaneki's mouth out of his head before it was burned into his vast mind forever, Yoda decided to go check up on the fight between Darth Revan and Darth Malak.
Yoda walked quickly, and as he reached the edge of the docking bay, he heard the sounds of lightsaber clashing. He also heard the roars and grunts of lightsaber combat.
Darth Revan stood in the middle of the room, his lightsaber tightly gripping in his hands, which were raised. Darth Malak stood on the other side of the room, his weapon raised as well, and he too sounded furious. They were so close together that if one made the slightest mistake, they would be cut in half.
Darth Malak raised his lightsaber high into the air, before swinging it down towards the Sith Master.
Darth Raven jumped back, barely dodging the swing. He spun around, swinging his lightsaber back in an attempt to decapitate the other Sith. As the blade flew through the air, it sparkled and glowed, reflecting the light from the surrounding battle.
For a split second, the battle seemed to pause as the two Sith Masters stood, frozen in their moment, staring at each other.
Then, with a mighty roar, they both jumped forward. The lightsabers clashed together with a thunderous crack. Both Sith Masters pushed against each other, trying to force the other off of their ground. The battle was ferocious; neither one would budge.
They spun their lightsabers through the air, pushing each other back. Then, they threw their lightsabers into each other's lightsabers. Sparks flew from the two crystals when they made contact.
The two Sith Masters continued to push against each other. Then, suddenly, both of their eyes bulged out. They clutched their throats and stumbled back as they let out a final scream, killing by each other's hands.
Having watched Darth Revan and Darth Malak kill one another in honorable combat, Yoda paid his respects before hopping into his Honda Civic.
With a turn of the key, he started the engine and backed out of his parking space, driving off. He hoped that would be the last time he saw such a tragic sight.
The End
So I got some explaining to do, for those expecting this to be a serious story, and for those who are wondering why the hell Kaneki decided to give Rize cunnlings out of nowhere.
AI Dungeon has a tendency to do random shit, and while I can repeat cycled options made from random generated responses that the program conjures up. I can make a story as serious as the AI allows me to.
If I overwrote most of the random junk out, then it really wouldn't be showcasing the program itself, and it would just be writing whatever fanfic ideas you give me.
Which I don't have an issue with, it's just that I try not to meddle in the story too much, otherwise I wouldn't be keeping true towards the AI Dungeon spirit.
So DarthMMC, I'm sorry that Kaneki and Rize decided to destroy the fabrication of a serious and dark tale brought up by their sexual urges.
I would have changed it, but given the reason above, it wouldn't be true to the spirit.
However, feel free to put in another request! The best part of this is that these are fun and easy for me to make, so I don't mind doing different scenarios or even retrying the same prompt!
RNG at its finest.