'She should have woken up an hour ago...'

"We know Mewtwo, we know."

'Why are you so worried? Is it because she's one of your own kind?'

'I suppose so. And I wish to know where she came from, but it seems as if she'll never wake.'

'It's Sunday guys. I'm tired and want to sleep some more, okay? Good. Now go back to your own rooms or I'm telling the dean.'

All three males jumped at the sound of her voice, but as she went on they looked at each other in confusion.

'How does she know we're all guys?' Mew whispered.

"I don't think that's what she meant. I think it might mean something else where she comes from," Ash softly replied.

'I'm going to stay out of this one,' Mewtwo mutters.

'Wait a sec. Boys are not allowed in the girls' dorm, here at BMA, let alone our rooms. So where on earth am I?'

'At least she's awake, Mewtwo.'

"Yeah, look at the bright side. It isn't that hard to do, is it?"

Meanwhile Mewtwo checked a computer he built. 'No brain damage. But what else could be wrong with her? Maybe she's insane. No. The way she talked disproves that. But then what...'

"Wow, what happened that I'm dreaming I meet Mewtwo and Mew?... And Ash... Did I watch a movie lately? I rock in the games, so this might be fun..."

'Why don't you ask me yourself Mewtwo?'

While he had been checking the computer, she had woken up fully. And she was staring at him and Mew. It was all he could do to keep from staring back. She had to be the most beautiful pokémon he had ever seen. While he had seen her sleeping and thought she was beautiful, with her eyes open she became even more beautiful than before.

'You'll have to excuse him. He seems awestruck by your beauty,' Mew replied for him.

"Okay. Interesting dream so far."

As she turned her eyes towards Mew, Mewtwo found he could talk again. 'May I inquire as to what your name is Miss?'

'You may. But that doesn't mean you'll get an answer, Mewtwo.' She looked at Ash, who had been silent so far. 'Hello Ash Ketchum. It is nice to finally meet you,' she said, smiling. "It's about time I met him, that means I can battle him... Right?"

"How do you know my name?"

To their complete surprise she started laughing.

'Most of Earth's population knows about Ash Ketchum and his dream to become a Pokémon Master,' she said between laughs. " Honestly, can't characters in my dreams be smarter?" Her thoughts seemed to make sense, but she was still slightly dissapointed at Ash's IQ about himself.

'How can they? He basically just started.'

'It's called television.'

"But I haven't battled anywhere that had cameras!"

'Oh yeah, well this isn't the Earth I know so who knows what's going to be different!'

'There is more than one earth?'

'Where do you think I came from, Mars?'

"From the way you are talking, yeah."

'Well, where I come from pokémon don't even exist. In fact to most people it's just a TV show with you starring as the main character Ash. No, you don't exist there either.'

Then all three of them asked one simple question.

"But then how can you be here?"

'I guess it was God's will. It's the only explanation that makes any sense at all to me.'

"That makes sense to me, but how can you know about God?"

'What are you talking about Ash? Why wouldn't I know about God?'

"Well for starters, you're a pokémon...." Ash didn't get farther than 'pokémon' before she started freaking out.

'What do you mean 'I'm a pokémon'?!?! I'm a human....' Just then she caught sight of something that took the last straw, fried it in burning oil, threw it outside, cut it into fine slices, put it on a plate, and served it to a cat.

'I have a tail.' After five simple words, her mind went numb. Then, she collapsed.

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