Debate Time

Wizkid222: Hello I'm Wiz and today we have a battle between two of the youngest paranormal investigators of all time. These to kids aren't the best but they are defiantly the most determined to protect their planet. Dib Membrane arch enemy of the Irken invader Zim. And Dipper Pines paranormal investigator of Gravity falls. I will be telling you their weapons armor and skill to find out who will win this Debate.

Dipper Pines

Background: Dipper Pines lives with his family in Piedmont, California. One summer his parents sent Dipper and his twin sister Mabel to Gravity Falls Oregon to stay with their Grunkle Stan. One day Dipper was out in the woods where he came across a mysterious journal. He went to the Mystery Shack and looked through the book and was immediately interested in what it had to say. Dipper read the journal and after reading it he realized that you can't trust anyone. Dipper and his sister Mabel soon began to fight off the paranormal things in Gravity Falls.

Age: 12(13 at the end of the series)

Occupation: Student

Aliases: Destructor, Pine Tree, Sir Dipping Sauce, Dip-Dip, Bro-Bro, Dipstick

Affiliation: Pines Family, Mystery Shack

Likes: Mysteries, Discovery, Studying, Research, Wendy, Pitt Cola, TV, his family

Intelligence-

Wizkid222: Dipper is a very intelligent boy for his age. He has done a lot of complex stuff for a 13 year old. Such as-

Did a complex math and algebra equations on the window

Is good at making plans and leading others

Managed to continuously outwit a fully powered Bill Cipher alongside his sister

Can also make use of his environment

Physicality-

Wizkid222: he may be a normal boy but this kid is pretty tough stuff. Such as-

Strong enough to force the "Multi-Bear" down

Could loosen a large air vent grate by punching it several times (and even dented it)

Pulled/Dragged along a sack containing a "Gremlobin" (A creature more than twice his size) by himself all the way back to the mystery shack

Durability-

He endured plunging his fist into the pain hole, which caused even Manotaurs agony

Survived a beating from Rumble McSkirmish and was still able to get back up

Could endure a wolf gnawing at his leg and didn't seem to care or be in much pain

Got blown back by Bill Cipher's power afterwards and could still stand up

When intently focused, he can stay up for days straight.

Speed-

Very quick and nimble

Good at dodging projectiles flung his way

Was able to react to tranquilizer darts being shot at him and Mabel

Has dodged gun fire from flintlock pistols, revolvers, and futuristic "time" weapons

Fighting skill-

Was trained by the Manotaurs to endure pain and fight

Has experience with close combat

Was able to hold his own in a sword fight with Wax Sherlock Holmes

Personality-

Refuses to sit down when there are puzzles to be solved and mysterious to be cracked.

Can be paranoid at times and have trust issues with others

Has proven himself quite courageous and protective and often pays very close attention to everything and has an eye for detail.

Weapons-

Journal #3- Usually busts it out when dealing with the super natural or the other worldly, Contains information on tons of different super natural creatures and things, Contains a spell that can summon a horde of zombies, (But summoning zombies will also be a disadvantage for Dipper as he cannot control them. )

Battle Cuffs- Used for close range combat, wrist bands that project large energy fists when Dipper throws a punch. Can be charged up for a stronger attack

Height Altering Crystal-Depending on what side the light shines from, it can make things shrink or grow. Can be shined specifically on a certain part of one's body to make that specific body part too heavy for them to carry (such as their head becoming too large for their body to carry for example). Height Altering Crystal can be destroyed/shattered like glass.

Memory erasing gun-Can be set to erase specific memories from a target by shooting a beam at them. Dipper needs to aim it/shoot it at their heads for it to take effect. Can completely erase some one's mind. The beam can reflect off walls and glass.

Magnet gun-Can be used to latch onto Metallic surfaces. Dipper doesn't have as much experience using it as Ford

Fat Laser-Fires a blue laser beam capable of reducing a gun to ashes. Though Dipper can't aim it properly, since the force of the blast can make him stumble back whenever he fires it

Other Weapons-

Grappling hook- Chances are he doesn't use it as well as his sister (Who's had much more practice).

Golf Cart- Old rickety golf kart that belongs to Stan/The Mystery Shack,

Has a swiss army knife that has functions like a screw driver, a pair of scissors for cutting rope, etc.

Feats-

Saved Wendy and her friends from vengeful ghosts

Trained under the Manotaurs and defeated the Multi-Bear in combat

Survived a beating from Rumble McSkirmish

Managed to fight off Bill Cipher in Stan's mindscape

Rescued his sister from Gideon (who was in a giant robot)

Assisted in bringing down Bill Cipher once and for all

Saved Grunkle Ford from being carried off into space by an alien craft

Weaknesses-

When unarmed, his punches are extremely weak

Despite his endurance, he's still a mortal child

When dealing with the super natural, he can rely too much on the journal for answers/solutions (Which it doesn't always contain)

If he gets desperate enough, he can make bad decisions

Can panic if things go awry leaving him slightly less rationally

Wizkid222: Overall, Dipper is a 13 year old paranormal investigator who has seen and fought many creatures. He even helped take down Bill Cipher the dream Demon. But Dipper is still a mortal child and if things don't go his way he will panic.

Dib Membrane

Name- Dib Membrane

Aliases- Agent Mothman

Age-13 (11 at start of the series. 13 right now)

Occupation- Student

Affiliation-Skool, Swollen Eyeball Network

Likes: Mysteries, Discovery, Studying/Research, Professor Membrane, Watching Zim suffer

Intelligence-

Extremely intelligent for his age (or any age really)

Actually seems to be the most intelligent being in his universe (this isn't saying much though)

Built a food launching device in one night

Very strategic with his planning often thinking through his actions

Has successfully manipulated the morons who surround him

Found out that ZIM was using time travel to slowly kill him

So smart that he seems to be somewhat immune to mind erasing as Tak tried it on him and it failed

Fixed Tak's ship so that it wouldn't reject him any more

Has shown multiple times to be smarter than ZIM often correcting and tricking him

However Dib still does make mistakes and will occasionally go into battle with no plan whatsoever

Physicality-

Managed to push around a 62 pound hall pass throughout school while looking for ZIM

His hair is strong enough to latch onto things and keep him in the air

Managed to hold his head up after it was enlarged

Tackled and restrained ZIM

Durability-

Tanked a blast from ZIM's robot suit

Tanked being mauled by a rabid dog

Survived having his lungs replaced with a bottle that made cow noises

Tanked a small chunk of his spleen being cut off

Survived ZIM zapping his brain with a small beam

Survived having two metal robots fighting inside his head near his brain

Tanked a town sized water balloon filled with water that exploded on him

Tanked being zapped by taser multiple times and was just fine

Tanked a laser right in the head

Survived having his organs taken outside of his body

Survived being mauled by a bunch of dogs (In which piece of his ear was bit off and he simply walked it off)

Survived getting a chunk of his head ripped off and eaten and was barely phased

Managed to come back from being turned into baloney

Survived driving his planet near the sun with his body exposed to it

Tanked getting hit in the face by Mars

Tanked getting beaten up by a monkey

Survived getting his body squished by a giant robot hand

Survived a large hole being made in his head

Survived turning inside out without much care

Survived an explosion that ZIM thought had vaporized him

Tanked getting smashed against houses

Tanked an explosion that leveled his town and managed to walk all the way to ZIM's house in a matter of seconds to say you suck before falling over. (He survived despite being in the center of the explosion)

Tanked the Mega Doomer exploding next to him

Tanked being smashed through a stone wall and got right back up

Got stabbed multiple times in the head by ninja star cookies and didn't even notice

Tanked a beating from large pig monsters

Survived being sent into the sun

After being put into a videogame he...

(Survived falling out of his window

Survived a fusion grenade blowing up in his pants

Survived getting his legs broken

Apparently survived ten million games and logic defying deaths

While this all happened in the games he DID feel all of it and had to go to the hospital for it)

Survived Gaz tossing him through a wall

Survived being hit by ZIM's ship and launched into space with no helmet

Survived being launched back into earth from space

Survived the explosion of a very large house

Speed-

Can leap far into the sky at high speeds

Managed to run all the way to ZIM's house before GIR's smoke trail disappeared

Very good at dodging objects with flips and leaps

Extremely agile able to leap and climb objects at high speeds

Dodged laser fire from ZIM's gnomes

Dodged laser fire from GIR's gun

Outran laser and gun fire

Fighting Skill-

No actual fighting experience.

Fought Zim for over 2 years.

Is evenly matched or better than Zim in fighting.

Personality-

Dib is separated from the rest of his peers by his intelligence and determination, and he continues to seek out the paranormal despite the considerable ridicule he receives from both peers and family

He considers himself to be the sole defender of Earth against Zim's plans of conquest, and rightly so; he is in fact the only one who knows and cares that Zim is an Irken Invader bent on world destruction

Dib is very brave and intelligent and has insane will power never giving up on his missions

Weapons-

Food Launcher-Can shoot large meatballs the size of people's heads, By pressing a button can open a keyboard that once typed in will release a large burrito, but device can be broken if it takes to much damage

Computer-Can be attached to a satellite to hear in on conversations far into space, can be used to plot out the directions of wormholes, after hooking a small object up to it and placing an object inside of it will analyze it, Has an Alien Identification Transmitter which allows him to send messages to alien races, can use it to hack prisons he's trapped in and escape

Permission Slips-When written on will explode in five seconds, Explosion was potent enough to blow up a trash can.

Alien Tac- Stolen from ZIM after he was the victim of it, once he pokes someone with it will slowly turn them into baloney, the opponent will remain alive but they can be eaten

Mercury-Can use a pod or Taks ship (see below) to make it to Mercury fairly quick, After making it to the butt of Mercury he can pilot the entire planet of Mercury like a ship, Goes at high speeds as it travels through space, Has jet boosters on it to make it even faster

Grappling Hook-Can be shot at objects to latch onto them and either launch him near it or launch the object near him,

Tak's Ship- Fast enough to travel through space at high speeds, Dib can also use this ship to hack things and even show holograms of himself to his foes, Can shoot out lasers, Lasers are strong enough to destroy ZIM's Voot Cruiser in 4 hits,

Dodgeball Machine-Shoots numerous dodge balls at once, Dodgeballs go extremely slow, however once they hit they hit with the same force as it would if they were going fast.

Cloaking Device- When activated will make Dib turn completely invisible to the human eye, He will be revealed if splashed with water

Mech Suit-Used to defeat ZIM's giant Santa Monster, can shoot a giant laser from its stomach, Has another laser beam that can be fired from its head, Has a series of large missiles inside the huge tubes on the back.

Water Balloon Launcher 2.0- Catapults Water Balloon's at his opponents, Allows him to move around more than he can in his original balloon launcher.

Zapper- Can send a large ball of electricity at his foes. Are potent enough to reduce well working technology to a crumbled up mess. Can destroy metal walls in two shots.

Glasses- When shot at can deflect lasers. Managed to deflect ZIM's mind erasing ray and send it back at him.

Dib Mobile- Can use it to ride around quickly without moving his legs

Laser Gun- (Pretty much self-explanatory)

Feats-

Found out ZIM had been stealing organs

Managed to make his way into ZIM's base

Broke into NASA and has apparently done it many times before

Managed to defeat a very angry monkey

Dragged ZIM into Dib's own imagination world

Saved the Earth from Tak alongside ZIM

Convinced the president to drill underground instead of destroying the Earth

Took out all of the power in the Earth

Helped SpongeBob and other Nicktoons to defeat the glob of doom

After ZIM disappeared he spent years sitting and watching his house knowing he'd return

Searched the universe in search for ZIM

Escaped an evil alien base that was holding him hostage

Sneaking Skill-

Very skilled at sneaking into places without being noticed

Managed to sneak into ZIM's house unnoticed until he took a picture

Is skilled enough to sneak through many secret bases without anyone noticing

Was skilled enough to sneak into ZIM's base

Wizkid222: Despite all of this Dib does have his fair share of weaknesses.

Weaknesses-

Due to his large head objects can be attached to it and he won't even notice

Can go into a crazy outburst when frustrated or annoyed

Maybe to determine for his own good (he sat and watched a monitor on ZIM's house for years as ZIM had disappeared all because he thought ZIM was still up to no good)

Never really wins. Though he does stop Zim at the end of the day he never really gets rewarded. He usually ends up getting beat up.

Though he tends to think things through he will go into battle without a plan.

Wizkid222: Dib is a very smart and athletic boy with many weapons. He has been fighting Zim for over two years and has earned the title the Sole of Earth. But at times he can be reckless and due to the size of his head things can be placed on it that could let his enemy get an upper hand.

Wizkid222: This battle will take place in the forest of Gravity Falls and the fighters will have no prep time.

Before the Battle-

It is a nice Sunny day in gravity falls. Dipper is back in gravity falls after another long school year. He takes some of his stuff and heads to the forest to do what he does best. He told Mabel he should be back in an hour or two. He just honestly didn't want to be around Candy and Grenda. Dipper walks to the waterfall and looks around. He flips through the book wondering if he can encounter anything new. He stops once he hears what sounds to be screaming. He looks up and sees a purple space craft on fire which is about to crash into the forest. He quickly went to where the space craft has landed. He stops once he sees a green creature lying unconscious next to the ship.

"If I bring this in I'll be famous." Dipper says as he looks in the journal to figure out what this alien is. He doesn't see it in the journal so he takes out a pencil and draws the green alien. He walks up to the creature but stops once he hears footsteps.

"Stop right where you are. I'm bringing in space-boy once and for all" Dib says.

"No way. Are you okay? Your head is kind of big, is it swollen" Dipper asks. Dib then pulls out his zapper. He shoots at Dipper but Dipper easily dodges it.

"This is your last chance to back down" Dib says getting annoyed.

"I'm not going anywhere" Dipper says.

Wizkid222: FIGHT

Dib quickly puts on his Food Launcher and shoots at Dipper. Dipper quickly gets out the height altering flashlight and shrinks them all. Dib shoots more but Dipper keeps shrinking them. Dib pulls out the Zapper and shoots a ball at electricity Dipper. Dipper dodges the blast and puts on his battle cuffs. Dib takes off the zapper and food launcher and he runs up to Dipper. He quickly punches Dipper right in the jaw causing him to stumble. Dipper quickly punches Dib in the stomach causing him to fall to his knees. Dipper punches him once in the face before Dib uses his leg to trip Dipper. They both get up and Dipper enlarges his fist with the flashlight. Dipper then crushes Dib under his hand. Dipper looks at Dib on the ground in pain. He shrinks his fist and charges up his battle cuffs. He shoots a large energy fists at Dib but Dib dodges. Dipper walks up to Dib but Dib puts his hands up.

"I surrender" Dib says looking down. Dipper walks to him still not taking the cuffs off.

"Let me just write my signature so space-boy knows you ended me and not him" Dib says taking out a permission slip.

"You got a pencil" Dib asks.

"Yea" Dipper says as he hands him a pencil. Dib writes his name and gives it to Dipper. Dipper puts it in his vest pocket and points his cuffs at Dib. He is about to shoot but is sent back from the explosion the explosive permission slip made. Dib then looks up and sees his ride is here. Dipper looks at Dib as he gets in a spaceship. Dipper quickly runs to the golf cart and drives away. Dib chases after him in the ship and shoots missiles at Dipper, which Dipper dodges. Dib finally hits the cart and Dipper falls out the cart and lands in front of the Mystery Shack.

"You should have left when I gave you the chance. It's over for you now" Dib says laughing. Dipper then takes out the Fat Laser and shoots the ship causing the ship to lose control and crash in the forest. Dib lies on the floor unharmed next to the ship.

"How long will it take for you to repair ship" Dib asks.

"About five minutes" Tak's ship says. "I will hold him off till then" Dib says. Dipper then spots Dib and punches him in the face. Dib uses his grappling hook and goes into the trees. Dipper does the same. The two start a fist fight but due to the cuffs Dipper has the strength advantage. Dipper knocks Dib out of the tree and celebrates but he falls through the leaves. Dipper uses the flashlight to grow a mushroom which cushions his landing. Dib on the other hand lands gracefully and fires at Dipper with his laser pistol. He fires to shots at breaks the battle cuffs. Dipper takes out the magnet gun and turns it on causing Dib's gun to go to Dipper. Dipper shoot at Dib with his own pistol; as Dib runs deep into the forest looking through his coat.

"Come on, Come on. Where is it" Dib says panicking. Dipper shoots him in the back of his head but Dib doesn't feel it. Dipper shoots a couple more shots at Dib, most of them missing due to his aim. He shoots piece of his ear and his back which causes Dib to fall. Dib quickly gets up and goes in the ship and flies into space. Dipper uses his magnet gun on the ship but is now on the ship and is hanging on for his life. Dipper eventually lets go and falls near the shack. Dib continues to fly into space. Once Dib reaches Mercury he gets on and drives the planet directly to the earth. He laughs evilly thinking this is it but realizes something.

"If I drive mercury into the earth I'll destroy it. WAIT HOW DO I STOP THIS THING" Dib yells. Dipper looks in the distance and sees Dib riding to the earth.

"I hope this works." Dipper says as he takes out the height altering flashlight. He shoots the planet and it shrinks the closer it gets to earth. Dib jumps off mercury and the two kids glare at each other. Dib goes to attack Dipper but Dipper shoots him done with the Fat laser. Dipper takes out the memory erasing gun and types in everything. He shoots Dib directly in the head but his giant glasses reflect the beam back to Dipper causing him to forget everything. Dib quickly runs to Dipper and pins him down. He picks up the Fat laser and shoots Dipper in the head killing him. Dib gets up and goes back to where Zim's ship was. He sees Zim get in the ship.

"Hello Dib-stink while you were busing fighting the other Earth maggot I fixed my ship" Zim says grinning. Dib steps back.

"You seem a bit hurt. Zim will destroy you tomorrow" Zim says.

"Alright, see you then space-boy" Dib says with a small smile.

"Death to all humans" Zim says as the both part ways.

K.O

Wizkid222: Now Dib wins this Debate and let me tell you why. There is actually many reasons why Dib wins this battle. For one, Dib has the advantage in Speed, Intelligence, Durability, and weaponry. The only edge Dipper really has is strength. Dipper does have a way he can end Dib once and for all but Dib's arsenal counters this. The memory erasing gun won't work on Dib for one reason. One Dib was about to get his mind erased by Zim but deflected it with his glasses. All Dipper could really do is delay his death. Now for the rematch the battle will be Dipper and Mabel vs Dib and Gaz with prep time. If you want me to do this rematch write a comment saying Dib vs Dipper round 2. Don't forget to ask for future fighters. One of your ideas could be a future episode. Now let me reveal the next two fighters.

Next time on Debate time...

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Spongebob Squarepants

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Danny Phantom

Jimmy Neutron

(Should I continue this new series?)